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I am so totally fed up of seeing fat loss gimmicks on TV and hearing people go on about them.

Fat belts, power balls, wobble machines, ab toners!

The reason why they are all still in business is because YOU make them work.

Big sally is all upset because shes all fat and her husband doesnt fancy her anymore. She doesnt like running cos its hard work, and she loves to eat chocolate ice cream every night.
Sally sees an advert on TV for a magic ball that helps you loose weight. Its only £40 (cheaper than a gym membership) and all you have to do is hold the magic ball in your hand for an hour a day!!!

You will loose 10lbs in a month 100%money back guaranty!!!!

So sally buys the magic ball. She is a believer.
She starts to use the magic ball, she holds it every day for 2hours!!! twice as much as the advert told her to so she looses even more weight!!!
But the real magic is this... Knowing how much weight she is loosing just by holding the magic ball, she stops eating the chocolate icecream before bed.

She cuts out the McDonalds in the afternoon and has a 6inch turkey subway. She changes her diet because she is now inspired by her belief that she is already loosing weight. That encourages her to eat less crap so that she can loose the fat even faster.

So... shes cut out the icecream, stopped eating mcdonalds for lunch. prob cut out the morning mars bar, and full fat late. And indeed she does loose 10lbs in the 1st month.

Why? because of the magic ball! she tells all her friends and they all buy one.

Then 1year from now, there are 15magic balls sitting in 15 bottom draws and 15 fat women wishing they hadn't stopped using the magic ball.



By the way, if you want a magic ball, im selling them for £40.
 
I want a magic ball :)
Haha.

But so true.
 
So by the sound of it the magic balls work then? Cool :)

Have you heard about the anti-obesity drug they're selling in the UK now that can only be sold to people with a BMI of over 25? It's called Alli or something, apparently it works but one of the side effects is that you can **** yourself quite frequently as lots of liquid fats pass straight through your system giving you lubricated fatty liquid stools!

Why the hell do that to yourself when you can just eat less and move more?
 
Typhon said:
So by the sound of it the magic balls work then? Cool :)

Have you heard about the anti-obesity drug they're selling in the UK now that can only be sold to people with a BMI of over 25? It's called Alli or something, apparently it works but one of the side effects is that you can **** yourself quite frequently as lots of liquid fats pass straight through your system giving you lubricated fatty liquid stools!

Why the hell do that to yourself when you can just eat less and move more?
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wow, they sell that in the super markets here....Just pick it up off the shelf.....
 
malkore said:
I'll give you 2 quid and a kick in the sack for a 'magic ball'.
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Well we are doing a special offer for one day only we are also giving away a magic ball head band which increases brain power, a free magic ball instruction manual PLUS, a magic ball bag to hold it in. RRP £200
 
Typhon said:
I bet they don't put in on a low shelf or all their customers would crap themselves reaching down to pick it up
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Actually I saw a documentary in one of my classes freshman year that showed how stores put the products they want you to buy on eye level because people don't look anywhere else. So they probably really don't put it on a low shelf haha :), right next to this thing:
 
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