kids say the funniest things

Korrie

Korrie

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My daughter today asked me "Mom, what day is today?" I said "Its tuesday, its my favorite day of the week" . My daughter then said "what" I repeated myself, again she asked "what" So then I replied, "you mean Why..Why is today my favorite day" Faith looked very confused and said "Well how am I supposed to know??" I laughed my tail off! :D
 
I was bored, so I was looking through the old threads...I forgot all about this! Its so funny!
 
my 5 yr old son saw a man and a woman kissing when i was watching a movie on lifetime. he said, "mommy, i think they just made a baby." :D
 
LOL! My daughter says so much funny stuff it's hard to keep up. It's amazing what comes out of a 4 year old's mouth. I was walking her to school the other day and a car went by that I'm sure flunked the emissions test. There was tons of smoke coming out as it went by. A few minutes later my daughter says "Oh dear God! What is that stench?" All I could say is "Huh?" Lmao! :D
 
Allyson was playing with her cousins and after a while said "mom their annoying me..." and asked her why.. she said " I dont know, they just wont answer me and they keep annoying me"... I said oooh you mean Ignoring you.

Another time when she was prob 3 years old, she walked in on Phil going pee and said "Mommy, Mommy! Daddy has a tail!"
WHOA! Can you imagine how hard I was laughing with that one! Whew! I'm still laughing!
 
Thats Hilarious. I know when my girls were little they saw Dan in his boxer briefs and were sure that was poop in his pants...LOL. Kids are so innocent.
 
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