Kelly Ripa--healthy or too skinny??

that'd be a great way to end the kelly ripa thread...

chef half nakey waiting for an ass to land....i can see it now....:smilielol5::smilielol5:
 
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so will any ass do??

i mean essentially all the same aren't they??

an ass is an ass...

male/female...though a mans is a bit hairier.....but mechanics the same...
except of course thats where your g spot is...up your bum....:)
 
ahhhhhh........

so thats why you mentioned the cucumbers that time??

now it makes perfect sense....

i'll have to ask my nursey sister has any man ever come into the A & E with a vegetable stuck up his arse???????? you never know....

anyway careful how you go there chef :)

& don't forget for safer sex...keep wrapper on at all times....
 
Lraebennett said:
HAHAHAHAHAH
skeletor.
That is hilarious.
Yeah she has NO CURVES!
AT ALL.

Not good! haha
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Well, I try...

But, seriously...she's so skinny that if she walked into a kindergarten classroom, the kids would try to climb her ribs, mistaking them for jungle gym bars.
 
baglady2713 said:
so thats why you mentioned the cucumbers that time??

now it makes perfect sense....

i'll have to ask my nursey sister has any man ever come into the A & E with a vegetable stuck up his arse???????? you never know....

anyway careful how you go there chef :)

& don't forget for safer sex...keep wrapper on at all times....
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I used to work as a nurse in A&E for some years, and yes, we had men with vegetables up their rectum coming in. And other things......you wouldn't believe it......:eek:

And women are just as bad......lol
 
San said:
I used to work as a nurse in A&E for some years, and yes, we had men with vegetables up their rectum coming in. And other things......you wouldn't believe it......:eek:

And women are just as bad......lol
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Other things? Like a foot long hot dog? Or a tube of toothpaste? Or a miniature baseball bat?
 
Not hot dog, sorry.....had the toothpaste tub, and a cat's toy - little plastic ball with a bell in it, ..... uhm....let me think.....oh, vacuum tube, but he insisted that he wasn't actually using the vacuum cleaner with it....*lol*....haven't seen a baseball bat yet, miniature or not. Toothbrushes, several times, and other small and not so small household items.....what are these people thinking???
 
San said:
Not hot dog, sorry.....had the toothpaste tub, and a cat's toy - little plastic ball with a bell in it, ..... uhm....let me think.....oh, vacuum tube, but he insisted that he wasn't actually using the vacuum cleaner with it....*lol*....haven't seen a baseball bat yet, miniature or not. Toothbrushes, several times, and other small and not so small household items.....what are these people thinking???
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HAHAHAHA, there really WAS a toothpaste tube? That seems like it would be...eh, uncomfortable. And, who would use the toothBRUSH? HAHAHAHA!!!
 
yepp, there was. And toothbrushes several times, usually with the handle first, but some of the 'tougher' ones actually stuffed it in brush end first....and we had one of those batterie powered ones as well.....which was interesting to say the least, because it was still on and he couldn't reach it to turn it off. To this day I am very proud of myself for being able to make it out of the room before bursting into laughter, and keeping a straight face around the guy....*lol*
 
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