Journey, Not A Destination

hy-phy? WTF! You're crazy, Val! I just luv ya!

LOLOLOLOL :smilielol5: :smilielol5: :smilielol5:

Today has been one of the most hilarious days on WLF for me that I can remember. Where's Sammy, he always cracks me up, too!
 
I like my victims to be fully conscious and aware of what I'm doing to them :p

But Steve did say he's not usually that submissive, so maybe we could switch and he could tie me up instead ... I like that, too ;) Especially with sticky buns :)

EDIT: Sticky buns are warm gooey pull aparts. I'm digging a deeper hole for myself, aren't I?

Now this is an angle I can run with. :p
 
Not me!

Most anything can be erotic with the right person.

I wasn't directing that at you, Steve ... but you're right. With the right person, anything can be erotic ;)

Unless it's Monkey Bread, then it's Pleasure Central for you. I want a cookie ice cream sandwich so bad I think I'm going to read that interview with Lyle to take my mind off of it!

Every time I hear "Pleasure Central", I think of ... oh, never mind :p

And reading an interview with Lyle wouldn't take my mind off Pleasure Central, either. He's fucking hot -- not physically my type, but I'm in love with his brain, so reading Lyle's stuff just gets me horny because I envision him sitting on the bed reading to me ... and talking all intellectual ... and then I want to just grab him and suck his face off ... :drool5:

OMG ... only 2 more hours until I can leave work. I hope I can last that long :D
 
And reading an interview with Lyle wouldn't take my mind off Pleasure Central, either. He's fucking hot -- not physically my type, but I'm in love with his brain, so reading Lyle's stuff just gets me horny because I envision him sitting on the bed reading to me ... and talking all intellectual ... and then I want to just grab him and suck his face off ...

OMG ... only 2 more hours until I can leave work. I hope I can last that long :D

Hey Maureen, I'm trying to cool down, here, do you mind! :smash: HAHA!
 
Unless it's Monkey Bread, then it's Pleasure Central for you. I want a cookie ice cream sandwich so bad I think I'm going to read that interview with Lyle to take my mind off of it!

You don't have the balls to read the interview.

And what if we mixed my monkey balls with your ice cream mammarywiches?
 
I imagine you two are off fucking brains out and whatnot. I'm sitting here watching Seinfeld.

Yay.
 
:smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5:
Oh man, this thread is cracking me up!

Except now I want a cookie ice cream sandwich. Oatmeal cookie with french vanilla ice cream and dipped in DARK chocolate…AAAAAAARGH damn TOM! :banghead:
 
I imagine you two are off fucking brains out and whatnot. I'm sitting here watching Seinfeld.

Yay.

I know you've addressed this to Val because she did intimate that her and PZ were gonna get some good lovin ... BUT

Matt's gone now and I'm still trying to find the brains he fucked out of me ...

I'm watching American Idol. It's hilarious. But not nearly as funny as Seinfeld.

DOUBLE YAY!
 
oh my :D

tying up steve...steve tying up...:lurk5: can i watch??? lol

i never tried that monkey bread. we don't make stuff like that. which doesn't mean i won't try and make it one day...if i ever need to PUT ON weight.
 
Back to your regularly scheduled programming...

:p

You women are NASTY!!!! Perving up this very important journal.

sheeesh.
 
Wow, you have a lot of rep.

I noticed! CRAZY, huh?!?!?! :Angel_anim:

Except now I want a cookie ice cream sandwich. Oatmeal cookie with french vanilla ice cream and dipped in DARK chocolate

DAMN! :drool5:

I'm still trying to find the brains he fucked out of me ...

:smilielol5: That sounds like a scene from a horror movie!

oh my :D

tying up steve...steve tying up...:lurk5: can i watch??? lol

SHAME Lena, Steve is a MARRIED MAN! :smash:

;)

You women are NASTY!!!!

Awww shucks, like you don't get amusement from it! :rolleyes:

Hey Steve, despite all the monkey bread and ice cream sandwich talk, I didn't succumb to eating any junk food yesterday save for 3 chocolate covered pretzels. I just substituted what junky food I wanted with more nutrient-dense, high protein foods that were tasty, too. :party: YAY!
 
Good stuff Val.

I had tacos.
 
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