James's Journal (And Alternate Alliteration)

No, I agree... give me my timberlands and flannel...

Maybe it's leftover from being such a huge meatloaf fan when I was little, but I love rough male vocals with silky female tones.
 
Awww honey... I'm just giving you your daily allowance of some Sheryl Ball busting is all. ;) I think it's cute and you should youtube yourself playing a few rifts.
 
Serious question for you James

Would guys masterbate as much if instead of shooting out millions of little sperms, we shot out one big one? Like about seven inches long and it looked like a regular shaped sperm. It wouldn't hurt or anything when you ejaculated, but the sperm would flop out and wiggle around and you'd have to kill it, otherwise it would crawl out of the tubesock or dish-rag or whatever; and it'd probably crawl out at the LEAST opportune time - like when child protective services came over or your boss or a hot chick.
 
hey did you see American gladiator got renewed for season 2?


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MsGhettoBooty said:


Hmmm..... I take back what I said in my PM. If you like that song either you're a pussy or a sniffling little woman. I'm hoping the latter, my little lesbian lover you.
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Shut up! I love Evanescence. Amy Lee is the bomb.

STeve--you really do have a sick mind. I think Sheryl is really rubbing off on you. Or at least bringing it to the forefront. :D
 
Steve said:
Would guys masterbate as much if instead of shooting out millions of little sperms, we shot out one big one? Like about seven inches long and it looked like a regular shaped sperm. It wouldn't hurt or anything when you ejaculated, but the sperm would flop out and wiggle around and you'd have to kill it, otherwise it would crawl out of the tubesock or dish-rag or whatever; and it'd probably crawl out at the LEAST opportune time - like when child protective services came over or your boss or a hot chick.
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HAHAHAAAAA!!! Awesome! Definitely rep worthy!

bikinibound said:
Shut up! I love Evanescence. Amy Lee is the bomb.
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Amy Lee is what I'd like to call a retard. Anyone who claims to be in a "goth band" but doesn't know who Bauhaus is IMO is an absolute douche-loving poser.

STeve--you really do have a sick mind. I think Sheryl is really rubbing off on you. Or at least bringing it to the forefront. :D
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Puh-lease..... Steve was the one who corrupted me!!! Don't you remember, I was the one looking to join a convent before joining WLF?
 
MsGhettoBooty said:
Amy Lee is what I'd like to call a retard. Anyone who claims to be in a "goth band" but doesn't know who Bauhaus is IMO is an absolute douche-loving poser.
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I know nothing about the Bauhaus thing (although I do know who they are!), but the girl has some pipes and can sing a helluva lot better than I can. :D

Puh-lease..... Steve was the one who corrupted me!!! Don't you remember, I was the one looking to join a convent before joining WLF?
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Any convent you'd join would be full of naughty lusty nuns with a weakness for big boobied and bootied brown girls wielding whips.
 
Only for the devout--devout worhshippers of tits and ass.
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Then, sadly, I am not in... I am a leg man first and foremost.

Hi Beefycakes!
Hope you're doing well with cutting if you still are! Have a great Sunday!
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Hey meat!

No, cutting had to stop 'cause of the leg. I'll be back to it in a bit when I get my leg back to as strong as it was before, but till then I gotta keep up the calories. Sucks to that asthmar.
 
tore it a long time ago (1.5 - 2 mos+ ?). I was pretty progressive with treatment, and I'm actually already back going all out. Obviously my strength is not all back yet, but I'm up and running and squatting.
 
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