James's Journal (And Alternate Alliteration)

Nothing better than watching OSU getting their ass kicked.
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Sadly, that turned me on more than anything else has recently... maybe that means I'm getting older... *cry*

WHOA?!

Me?!

Up to no good?!

Did I miss something???
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You're one of those girls that I can just ninja-sense is up to something... I don't know what yet, but I'm on to your ass, missy...

Sheryl, you know just as well as I do that I can't cut my chest hair at all... I am like Sampson, but with chest hair as opposed to head hair. It is the source from which all my power is derived. If I cut it (even for such a noble cause), I would be lessened... Fine, some is in the mail now, but only 'cause you're one of my favorite people.

Kim, don't you know that when it is winter, you're supposed to say "Housework is supposed to wait for spring", and in spring, it is way too nice outside to do housework, so you gotta put it off till summer... and summer is just waaaay too hot... That's how to get around doing it...

<3 you all
 
James said:
Fine, some is in the mail now, but only 'cause you're one of my favorite people.
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With that being said... you deserve a bit of early Frisco Dykin' in your diary. Only because I adore you, you filthy beast you! Purrrrrrrrr!!



;) Missed you, darlin' so felt the need to give you some girl on girl love.

-S Dawg
 
MsGhettoBooty said:


With that being said... you deserve a bit of early Frisco Dykin' in your diary. Only because I adore you, you filthy beast you! Purrrrrrrrr!!



;) Missed you, darlin' so felt the need to give you some girl on girl love.

-S Dawg
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AAAAND I have found something that has beaten OSU getting trounced...

Thanks for killing productivity this afternoon
 
So, it turns out that I am just a crabby dick in the weight room, not just focused as I had previously thought...

I had a lady friend ask me if I would like to join her at her gym for a workout last night. As she and I have been kinda going back and forth, and as she is also pretty big into going to the gym, I figured (as any good meathead would) that this would be a perfect time to show off. Monday is Pull and Leg day, meaning that she doesn't only get to see that a 300 pound man can crank out pull ups, and see my curling more than most of the other men were benching with, but she gets to see my squat day. I mean, what would impress a lady more than seeing all sorts of muscle pop out of my pants?

Well, I weight my squats a little heavy (bout 455) on their shitty squat rack (the kind that is like a regular squat rack, but not a full cube... it is missing the back rails), and start cranking out my sets. The mixture of having to keep that much more weight shrugged, and having to squat the heavier weight gives me instant lifters headache. I finish out my 3x8, but now I am a wicked Oscar the Grouch. I normally don't say a single word the entire time I lift, but now the only words I'm saying are prayers to god to strike down the kid in front of me who is using up the squat rack (for which I need for my RDLs and Shrugs) for his RDLs (during which he is literally doing everything that you are not supposed to do... he looks like an upside down U), and is taking 5 minute breaks in between each set, and WILL NOT LET ME WORK IN.

So, all said and done, I got little to no face time in, and the little that I did get in was red/angry/cranky James. Ah well, we're still set to hang out later... I just now gotta fight through her seeing me purple faced squatting and silently yelling at some dumbass that was in my way.
 
James said:
You're one of those girls that I can just ninja-sense is up to something... I don't know what yet, but I'm on to your ass, missy...
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I have been MIA the last two days, so I missed this...

Now what's this about you wanting to be on my ass??...

Sounds like a great time to me!

:D
 
Hey.. whatever happened to the "flying kick" girl aka my twin? Is she still in the picture?
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Kinda, I guess. I got weak signals from her in both directions, and then this past weekend, at a big party, I may or may not have passed out (When the last remnants of a party die out at 5AM, is it REALLY passing out?) while the people that were still alive were watching a movie, and she found out that I snore, and has been giving me endless shit for it.

I'm sorry, but for all the bitching women do about the stuff men judge them for that "they can't control", me snoring 'cause I've had more broken noses than Jesus mixed with not having a neck is not something I can control. That is a HUGE issue of mine... Yeah, I'm sorry, I effin snore. I'd unbreak my nose and fix the entire inside of my skull if I could, but I've had a broken nose and screwed up nasal passage since all the way back when I decided that it was a cool idea to check out what daddy was doin' in the basement in my walker, and ended up kissing the basement's cement wall with my nose... not even mentioning the multiple times I've busted it while wrestling or working as a bouncer, or in random fights. If you really want to be a dick, Sunglasses sit crooked on my head, too, and I almost gotta break the little plastic nose-holder things to get 'em to look right.

So, if she can get past the snoring, and will send out signals that aren't ambivalent, then maybe.

It was a really good lift today, but I'm still crabby from last night. Also, all of the fuggin flirting sans reward for the past few months has given me a cranky man problem.

I'm going to go beat up some small child
 
MsGhettoBooty said:


With that being said... you deserve a bit of early Frisco Dykin' in your diary. Only because I adore you, you filthy beast you! Purrrrrrrrr!!



;) Missed you, darlin' so felt the need to give you some girl on girl love.

-S Dawg
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You're a day early--TLD isn't until tomorrow, silly. :biggrinjester:

Now muscles aren't the only thing popping out of James's pants. :rofl:
 
James said:
I'm going to go beat up some small child
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I have 21 you can choose from sitting in my classroom right now!

Seriously, take your pick. Take more than one!

:D

Sorry about the chick. You could snore all night long in my bed! :)
 
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So you fucking snore. Who gives a shit? I see it this way: Hot guy who can carry me around on his shoulders and not have his knees buckle by my weight and who also has a tendency to snore like the gates of hell are opening OR some guy who doesn't snore who can only get me to "fake laugh" here and there, because I feel bad for him being so damn lame? Decisions.. decisions.

-Sheryl
 
Need more womens like you all around.

And that is all I have to say about that.

I only have one thing to say about the war in vietnam
 
I am officially the world's largest poser, but I can't stop listening to this song:



I have since learned it on guitar, and have made my dog listen to me play and sing it about 80 times.
 
James said:
I am officially the world's largest poser, but I can't stop listening to this song:



I have since learned it on guitar, and have made my dog listen to me play and sing it about 80 times.
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Hmmm..... I take back what I said in my PM. If you like that song either you're a pussy or a sniffling little woman. I'm hoping the latter, my little lesbian lover you.
 
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