James's Journal (And Alternate Alliteration)

[James2]

Also... I made a thing of homemade hummus last night, and got a litle loaf of rosemary / SD Tomato bread for today... SO SO SO SO GOOD

 

[maleficent]

mmmmm hummus

can we call you James Child?

 

[James2]

hahaha

no

 

[maleficent]

James, the studly chef - soon to be appearing on the Food Network?
In the kitchen with James, there already is a naked chef - you can be the -- -studly naked chef

 

[daiseeangel]

I hear you on the family!

My mom fried everything, ALL the time! I never learned to eat good, healthy meals. She fried pork chops, for goodness sakes!

I wish I would have come from a healthier family, but you can't pick 'em, right? I kid, I do love my family, I just wish they were more health conscious.

I'm just glad I have learned to do things differently for myself and for my future family!

 

[daiseeangel]

PS - I would tune into Studly Naked Chef on a daily basis!

Actually, I would record it on my DVR and rewatch every episode over and over and over... while naked.

 

[James2]

All you need to do to see studly naked chef is to start dating me, and like pancakes.

 

[maleficent]

:sigh:

that was for daiseangel right

 

[bikinibound]

I'm swiss, not irish

Who says I was thinking about your cream? LMAO. And why is a Swiss dude a fan of the fighting Irish?

How did your doc appt go?

Sorry I missed TLD. Am I too late for Threesome Thursday? If so, I'll be sure to get in on Foursome Friday. I'll bring my bucket of warm water and soap, and maybe a few zucchinis in memory of Sheryl.

 

[daiseeangel]

1. I would be lucky to date you and jerk your beef.

2. I love pancakes.

 

[bikinibound]

1. I would be lucky to date you and jerk your beef.

2. I love pancakes.

Then do it.

I'm trying James. I want you two to get together.

 

[James2]

oh man, you shoulda said something.

I don't date attractive and sane women. Gotta get 'em ugly and crazy. That is the rule I live by.

Who says I was thinking about your cream?

Common sense does. I'm awesome, so you'd obviously be fiending for it.

 

[maleficent]

Gotta get 'em ugly and crazy.

I'm SO IN!!! YAY!!!

 

[James2]

AAAHAHAHAHHAA

I was JUST acting all pissy / grouchy 'cause I had a ton of work I had to do, and I had to come in on my vacation day. The guy that owns the company sees me in and working on my vacation day, grabs my boss, has a meeting with him, they grab me, and give me a friggin big ass raise and they put me in the bonus pool early!!!

FUCKIN KARMA LOVES ME TODAY!!!

HAHAHAHAHA

 

[maleficent]

Karma is that hot chick who works around the corner from you who's been flirting shamelessly when you get your coffee

 

[James2]

Great Great day... I got a cheap printer for my house ($60 for copier/printer)... I haven't owned a printer for at least four years...

Then, I found a monitor identical to what I run now for $170, so I now run a dual 22" widescreen setup.

Then, the sweetass thin camera that I ordered from woot about 80 years ago finally got in, so I get to take that out to bars tonight.

'Twas a day of plenty of awesome.

 

[bikinibound]

oh man, you shoulda said something.

I don't date attractive and sane women. Gotta get 'em ugly and crazy. That is the rule I live by.

I guess that rules me out, too.

Common sense does. I'm awesome, so you'd obviously be fiending for it.

Ha! That kinda cream doesn't do much for me. Nothing grosses me out like a cumshot.

 

[maleficent]

yay for awesome days - a person of your total awesomeness deserves it

 

[bikinibound]

I'm SO IN!!! YAY!!!

LMAO!! I don't know whether I should neg rep you for being insulting to yourself, or give you positive rep for being so damn funny.

 

[bikinibound]

AAAHAHAHAHHAA
they grab me, and give me a friggin big ass raise and they put me in the bonus pool early!!!

FUCKIN KARMA LOVES ME TODAY!!!

HAHAHAHAHA

That is so cool. Now we can get married and you can buy me that big house you promised. Oh wait. I'm already married. Oops! Well, in that case, you can just buy me the house. hahahaha