James's Journal (And Alternate Alliteration)

LMAO!! Damn--how did you know I have a French maid outfit? Ok, just for you i'll put it on--but I am not going to be doing much cleaning--maybe a little tickling with my feather duster. :D

Tyly could always switch roles and wear a naughty schoolgirl uniform instead. :D And then when she's naughty we can take turns spanking her with a ruler, or CG's wooden spoon. :sifone:

Feeling any better today? If not, I'm sure TLD will cheer you up when you have a house full of scantily clad temporary lezzies going at it. :D
 
bikinibound said:
LMAO!! Damn--how did you know I have a French maid outfit? Ok, just for you i'll put it on--but I am not going to be doing much cleaning--maybe a little tickling with my feather duster. :D
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Just so you know, Kimberly.. I always thought "french maids" were the sluttiest little creatures ever. :D So ummmm... want to pretend you're having "girl problems," so we can play nurse? HA!

Tyly could always switch roles and wear a naughty schoolgirl uniform instead. :D And then when she's naughty we can take turns spanking her with a ruler, or CG's wooden spoon. :sifone:
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Nah... I picture Tyly wearing a college football uniform sans helmet (b/c you can't go covering up a pretty face like that.. no way in hell) but with her hair in pigtails and her makeup done all porn star like. Damn my fantasties are showing!

Hey there Furry Fury,

I hope you're feeling better. Any dates for an appointment? Let the womenz know, homeboy.

-Sheryl

 
when you have a house full of scantily clad temporary lezzies going at it.
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To me, I call that "Thursday"

So sorry to forget you, ty. The schoolgirl thing really isn't my cup of tea, but the "Sexy Teacher" may actually win the costume contest.

Okay, everyone know their roles? I'll trim my chest hair to say "W-L.Fitness.com", and we'll get a camera and turn it into a big promotional thing.
 
Also, I have decided against going to the doc. I talked to my dad, and he agreed with me that it'd be a waste of money.

I'm going to wait, and if it doesn't get better at all in the next week, then I'm going to go.
 
1) You are as retarded as me. I tweaked my hamstring earlier this year playing football. Didn't rest is and ended up tearing the shit out of it. It was so bad that it bruised from my ass to the back of my knee..... it was bad.

2) <--------------- go get some
 
James said:
Also, I have decided against going to the doc. I talked to my dad, and he agreed with me that it'd be a waste of money.

I'm going to wait, and if it doesn't get better at all in the next week, then I'm going to go.
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don't put it off too long...

and do rest yourself so as to not make it worse please...
 
Steve said:
1) You are as retarded as me. I tweaked my hamstring earlier this year playing football. Didn't rest is and ended up tearing the shit out of it. It was so bad that it bruised from my ass to the back of my knee..... it was bad.

2) <--------------- go get some
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That link real steve? That seems way to close to some form of chiropracty (Sp?)...
 
thanks mal... I will...

Just so hard to keep still after being so friggin active recently... it's the same feeling that I get when I have a cigarette now, after not having smoked for so long
 
It is a chiropractic technique.

But it's not bone cracking chiropractics. It's soft tissue work and it's good stuff.
 
I am wary of anything having to deal with any form of the magic that goes on with chiropracters. One of my buddies is a chiro, and we always give him shit and call him a witch doctor. When he goes to work, even his wife tells him to "work good voodoo".
 
Well if you want, I can put some Hawaiian herbs together for an elixir of sorts(Lau'au Lapa'au- Plant Medicine- the Hawaiian side), or I can jab you with a thousand needles then boil some stinky root and have you drink that also (the Chinese side) or better yet, I can just beat you with a hockey stick and yell, "It's mind over matter! Get over it, bitch!" (psycho bitch side) I'm here to help, because... well, I care.

-Sheryl
 
James said:
I am wary of anything having to deal with any form of the magic that goes on with chiropracters. One of my buddies is a chiro, and we always give him shit and call him a witch doctor. When he goes to work, even his wife tells him to "work good voodoo".
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Suit yourself.

This isn't magic though. It's a very viable form of medicine. I've used it with a ton of success, as does most professional sports organizations.

Do some research on myofascial release... active release is a form of this.

I don't think it's very smart to lump all chiropractic techniques into one bundle and call them voodoo magic.

Put it this way....

I'm not one to believe something just for the sake of believing. I'm also educated. If/when I injure myself again, I will ALWAYS go to an ART certified technician before a surgeon or general doctor.

And I never went to a chiro or trusted them before I learned about these soft tissue techniques.
 
wrt to the "Anti-Boob Job pic" I was talking about in MsLadyBug's diary, I'll go ahead and take it tomorrow and post it in here also just because it'll make you feel better. Hell, it may even heal your leg. I'm Sheryl.. and I'm magically delicious.
 
James said:
I am wary of anything having to deal with any form of the magic that goes on with chiropracters. One of my buddies is a chiro, and we always give him shit and call him a witch doctor. When he goes to work, even his wife tells him to "work good voodoo".
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Ha! If I was a Chiro and my H told me to work good voodoo, I'd divorce his ass...lmao.

Don't knock it til ya try it. I have relatives and friends who swear by their chiropractors. I posted about this in Mal's diary a couple weeks ago. About 10yrs ago my mom was in excruciating pain from headaches--I mean screaming out loud pain. The "real" docs subjected her to test after torturous test and found nothing. They told her it was all in her head and sent her home. She then went to the chiro and he told her she had two vertebrae out of whack. After the first visit she felt a lot better, and before the month was out she was pretty much back to normal. This started happening again a few years ago and this time she went to the chiro straight away, with the same great results. Witch doctors my ass. :cuss::cuss:

I am in a very foul mood today, and feeling very feisty. So don't piss me off any more than I already am! Otherwise I'm going to step on you with my high heels and beat you with my broom. :cuss:
 
bikinibound said:
I am in a very foul mood today, and feeling very feisty. So don't piss me off any more than I already am! Otherwise I'm going to step on you with my high heels and beat you with my broom. :cuss:
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You know, Kimberly... all of that was turning me on... well... until you got the the "broom" part. If you would have said rubber dong, it would have been golden. HA!

Jeez James.. what did you do to have Kimberly come in here and post the following? Sheesh.. :D
 
James said:
im a wee bit turned on now
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Just a wee bit? Damn. If I was there in my French maid outfit you'd be on all fours, mopping the floor with your tongue, and following me around like a dog in heat.

And singing Hail to the Victors like you meant it. :D
 
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