I have a buddy that swears he knew he was a great lover when he made an athiest start yelling OH GOD OH GOD OH JESUS OH GOD
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I have a buddy that swears he knew he was a great lover when he made an athiest start yelling OH GOD OH GOD OH JESUS OH GOD
Curvie Girlie
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Yeah, I was doing really well for a while, having a huge salad with grilled talapia on top for dinner, 2xs in a row, and this afternoon I ate an entire personal pizza for lunch!
S'ok, because I can always eat a salad for dinner and be allright. Cute picture!Hey James, that sucks! But I live with two women and they're wonderful. I guess I lucked out! No more falling into the toilet bowl at night, thank goodness
I've always thought sex w/jesus would be incredible--out of this world.
I have a buddy that swears he knew he was a great lover when he made an athiest start yelling OH GOD OH GOD OH JESUS OH GOD
LOL!! "Guilty"
hickgurltx
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LOL...
I can't help but sing the "Pinky & the Brain" song when reading this!
I miss that WB cartoon!
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How's yer night going you sexy beast?
James2
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Hahahaha pinky and the brain... such good stuff...
I went out last night for my friend's birthday, and again I was good. Not a single drink, even though 3 different women offered to get ME beers. Beers lead to cheese fries... Cheese fries lead to Ranch... Ranch leads to the dark side.
I am a little worried 'cause I didn't get NEAR enough calories yesterday. I had a protein shake for breakfast (was out the door fast), a tuna salad sandwich on wheat for lunch, and two pieces of BBQ chicken pizza for dinner (I have nothing in my fridge, and I've been working too much recently to cook, so I ate what was leftover). If every one of those individual things was 1,000 kcal, I would be sitting at right around maintenance (based on that Harris Benedict formula). All said and done, I don't think that I hit 2k Cal total. I need to be more careful, especially with the start of rugby today. I don't want to get injured, or go in low energy and low focus. Obviously, one bad day isn't going to hurt me, but I just need to get into a groove with this "lowered calorie" thing s.t. I don't put myself in that sort of situation again.
This morning started off with Ben Harper... For those that haven't heard 'em, I have provided some links for you to understand why I've been reacting the way I have been to it. For reference, I've been listening to the "Live from Mars" double CD.
Sexual Healing (cover... song starts at around 1:45)
Woman in you
I went out last night for my friend's birthday, and again I was good. Not a single drink, even though 3 different women offered to get ME beers. Beers lead to cheese fries... Cheese fries lead to Ranch... Ranch leads to the dark side.
I am a little worried 'cause I didn't get NEAR enough calories yesterday. I had a protein shake for breakfast (was out the door fast), a tuna salad sandwich on wheat for lunch, and two pieces of BBQ chicken pizza for dinner (I have nothing in my fridge, and I've been working too much recently to cook, so I ate what was leftover). If every one of those individual things was 1,000 kcal, I would be sitting at right around maintenance (based on that Harris Benedict formula). All said and done, I don't think that I hit 2k Cal total. I need to be more careful, especially with the start of rugby today. I don't want to get injured, or go in low energy and low focus. Obviously, one bad day isn't going to hurt me, but I just need to get into a groove with this "lowered calorie" thing s.t. I don't put myself in that sort of situation again.
This morning started off with Ben Harper... For those that haven't heard 'em, I have provided some links for you to understand why I've been reacting the way I have been to it. For reference, I've been listening to the "Live from Mars" double CD.
Sexual Healing (cover... song starts at around 1:45)
Woman in you
The dark side with wimminfolk can be a little fun - jeez I wudda been gentle with ya -but nooo - you rejected my offer of a beer...
you're hot stuff that da wimmins are trying to get you drunk to get in your britches
well done..
MsGhettoBooty
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I loved being blamed for shit when I have no clue as wtf is going on. Aww yes, it pays to be a hot little bitch like moi. Oh and just for the record... I prefer "bitch" or "cunt" over jerk.
Hey you sexy beast I hope you're doing well. Also, do me a favor, will ya.....? Take a few pictures of you guys getting all dirty, sweaty and filthy while playing rugby. I just ummm... want to check out ummm... if you guys are positioning yourselves properly. Yah... that's it. No offense, honey... but "Sexual Healing" usually makes me happy in the pants. This version left me "Sahara Desert in the pants."
It's all about the Marvin Gaye original for me. Yummmm.....-MGB aka One of Those Jerks
James2
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The James does as the James can
REALLY??? I mean, Marvin Gaye's version is amazing, and in general, throwing it on pretty much ensures happy-fun-time... I dunno... maybe it's a sensory thing... Last 2 girlfriends used to love a bottle of wine and a little upright dancin to ben before horizontal / angled / upside down dancing...
bikinibound
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I have a buddy that swears he knew he was a great lover when he made an athiest start yelling OH GOD OH GOD OH JESUS OH GOD
Wondering if Mal was the one who shouted that.
bikinibound
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Maybe the King James Version would turn Mal into a believer.
I'm a heathen not an athiest...Wondering if Mal was the one who shouted that.
James2
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Not to be a TOTAL fruit, but random songs on the radio are prompting me to post my favorite "slow dance" songs. It would have been really nice to have someone to come home to tonight after rugby, and throw one or two of these on, and just grab and move.
Sweet Melissa - The Allman Brothers
Into the Mystic - Van Morrison
What a wonderful world - Louis Armstrong
Wonderful tonight - Eric Clapton
Georgia on my Mind - Ray Charles
Bah, just a random thought bubbling to the surface. Back to your regularly scheduled perversions...
Sweet Melissa - The Allman Brothers
Into the Mystic - Van Morrison
What a wonderful world - Louis Armstrong
Wonderful tonight - Eric Clapton
Georgia on my Mind - Ray Charles
Bah, just a random thought bubbling to the surface. Back to your regularly scheduled perversions...
bikinibound
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I like two of those a lot--Georgia On My Mind and What a Wonderful World.
How about
"Whisky and women just about done wrecked my life"...hehe
Slow dancing in a dimly lit room sounds good. My H is not a slow dancer. He bee bops around like a doorknob.
How about
"Whisky and women just about done wrecked my life"...hehe
Slow dancing in a dimly lit room sounds good. My H is not a slow dancer. He bee bops around like a doorknob.
Curvie Girlie
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I'm too hung over to think about what's going on here ><
Eat enough, already!!!!
Eat enough, already!!!!
Not bad choices - add in this one
and if he looks familiar - he's the guitar player from the movie that co-starred the ever hot voice all he'd have to do is read the phone book to me, sam elliot, Roadhouse
bikinibound
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I don't mean to laugh at your pain, but that cracked me up.
So does this mean there will be no slow dancing tonight? Or will it be REALLY slow? lol
MsGhettoBooty
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Hey to each their own, man. However, this song just made me want to stab myself in the ear with my own stiletto heel.
I'm kinky like that. haha!
Hmmm.... after looking over your list.... you're right.
You're not a TOTAL fruit... You're just half of a fruity tooty in the booty kind of guy.
I'm glad you didn't break anything during rugby, but hey... if you're in need of that kind of treatment, give a bitch a call. My phonelines are now open. 1-900-BALL-BUSTR ext 80085
-S Dawg
James2
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This is why you and I will be married some day... Your amazing attention to detail. I bet this got scanned over by other people without realizing that it spells out boobs on a calculator. You will be mine.
Holy mother of tits I'm sore today. We probably ran ~3-4 miles at practice last night, and while that is not a ton, it is a LOT for me, since I haven't been focusing on cardio for the past couple of months. I ended up holding my own, though, and was able to do everything, and didn't have to sit out of anything 'cause I was gassed, so that is a HUGE win for me.
But I got a TON of work to do. I lost all sense of ball handling (hehehe) skill that I had, a ton of my twitch just wasn't there, and I was a little shy with the physical contact, cause I've been out of contact (hehehe) since last april, but that should go away once I catch one bit hit, and get up pissed as all fuck.
However, I was AMPED that I hadn't lost any of my sense of balance and coordination. I was worried that with all of the lifting weights / sitting on my ass at a computer, and no real sports to play (kickball and softball don't count) that I'd be a mess. I know that steve believes that lifting weights promotes balance, but beyond rudimentary balance, I have just never seen that happen.
Now I know better where I stand, and what I need to do. I'm gonna post some of my conditioning routines here later today, both as a means of getting me to stick with them, and as a way of getting more eyes on them.
And lastly, and most importantly, I have not lost my ability to push myself beyond my limits. In the myriad of drills and exercises last night, even when my legs were buckling (the last 15 minutes), I still kept up. I got into my car, and was so drained that halfway home I had to pull over on the highway and get out and yack, but I brought it all. To me, all of the other stuff is easily rebuildable compared to that. If I can't drive myself to compete at my top, then all the ball skill in the world won't make me good.
Asses need to be kicked, and I'm here to see that done.