James's Journal (And Alternate Alliteration)

The young teenybopper fans don't like roughness...Hence why they "edit" it down...
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Truth, although the first album that was massively fingered as so overproduced (capped the peaks and the valleys) was Californication by the chili peppers... and I personally think that the stuff that didn't catch any radio time was good music. Overproduced sound can still sound good. Not everyone is going to be Jimi Hendrix - live at woodstock. My beef with the overproduction of shinedown stuff is that you have a singer who is BORN to live outside that box. Why dick with a good thing?
 
Trevor M. said:
Interesting, how could you hear the tone of my voice?

Anyway, what the hell is a puddum?
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he could tell yu, but then he'd have to kill you

But in my quest for knowledge, according to a Pud is a penis and DUM is the way morons type the word dumb -so maybe he thinks your penis is dumb? :D
 
bikinibound said:
I have no desire whatsoever to eat snatch or make out with women-
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Me neither. I'm soooo on a diet. Besides, how would I track that on my calorie counter? Hmmmm?



However, if the other wants to indulge on my behalf... who the hell am I to say no, right? :D
 
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See, men who are comfortable with their own masculinity can joke around about being gay.

I have no desire whatsoever to eat snatch or make out with women--well, maybe a little boob fondling. But I do enjoy joking about it.
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Haha - so men who don't pretend they want to suck cock aren't masculine? lmao


But in my quest for knowledge, according to urban dictionary a Pud is a penis and DUM is the way morons type the word dumb -so maybe he thinks your penis is dumb?
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Haha - He is just jealous of my far superior penis!
 
puddum is a pet name. It would have been like if I called you "sweetheart", trevor.

Maybe we should make Wednesdays TGD--Temp Gay Day so that the guys don't feel left out.
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I have a feeling I'd be the only one there dancing in shorty shorts and tanktop. I'd rock the fuck out, though.
 
puddum is a pet name. It would have been like if I called you "sweetheart", trevor.
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Umm, so you've called me "bunny", "Sweetheart", and some other names now I don't remember...Your starting to creep me out...lol ;)
 
Hey James,

So how about one of these days we go ahead and share a "can of tuna" with one another? As long as I'm the first to stick my fork in it. :D

-Sheryl
 
MsGhettoBooty said:


Me neither. I'm soooo on a diet. Besides, how would I track that on my calorie counter? Hmmmm?

However, if the other wants to indulge on my behalf... who the hell am I to say no, right? :D
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I'm with you! If a woman wants to go down on me, she can be my guest. But she shouldn't plan on me returning the favor. :D

Haha - so men who don't pretend they want to suck cock aren't masculine? lmao
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No, men who cannot joke around about it are insecure in their masculinity. But that's just my opinion. :sifone:
 
I want to go ahead and throw out a bit of a rant here, 'cause I'm a little upset...

It is "new shoe shopping time" for all THREE pairs of my shoes... my nice pair, my workout pair, and my regular pair... all three hit at the same time, so I decided to go out to DSW tonight (without a woman with me... I know... that's a mistake, 'cause inevitably whatever I pick will get scoffed at by one of the women in my life as a bad choice... I usually try to never make my own fashion decisions, as I'm terrible at it, apparently).

So, I get there, and start to look over the racks for some shoes I like. I find a nice pair... bah, largest shoe they have is 11.5.... allright, I keep on looking... another pair... largest is a size 12... So, I keep on looking, and there is not a SINGLE SHOE IN THE STORE ABOVE A SIZE 12!!!

Pissed me right the fuck off.

So, I marched up to the front, and asked sweetly for my temper "Are you aware that there is not a single size 14 shoe in the store? There isn't even a 13!"

She look at me and says "I'm so sorry sir, but we sell out of the larger shoes so fast."

Now, I have heard this 3 times in the past week. I heard it at two different hat stores (New hat time as well... my current hat started to catch odor for the 4th time, and it wouldn't survive another washing, so it gets relegated to the sports hat spot, and the sports hat gets moved to grass cutting hat, and grass cutting hat gets the boot) when I couldn't find any 7/8 fitted hats in ANY of my teams... Apparently the large hats sell out quick. And the large shoes.

Now, to me, anyone that's smart would say "LETS ORDER SOME MORE FUCKING LARGE HATS AND SHOES"... You'd think that supply and demand would push the supply of out of stock items up... but apparently the hat and shoe manufacturers lack a sole.

I would like to appologize for the previous pun, but it came to me while I was typing, and I laughed so hard my lazy ass dog actually got up and came over to see if I was okay.

Fuckin leg is spasming, my shoes and hat are stinky, and my dog just farted...

and me staying sober
 
Jeez. Is the where all the horny bastards are congregating tonight? Count me in. H is out with a co-worker and I'm all alone...with my pussy.

LMAO@the Beaver Tavern. I think I'd be afraid to eat there!
 
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