James's Journal (And Alternate Alliteration)

James said:
In fitness / fatness news, I have decided to put in a ~1.5 month cutting session in between thanksgiving and new years. I've been eating well, and doing a ton of weight lifting (less of a focus on the cardio, but it is still there), but I've been keeping my calories up around maintenance because I've been wanting to put on some muscle. I think I'm going to take the time after turkey day, and up to new years to shed some fat.
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Hey, I'm cutting too! :D Lifting heavy makes me super hungry :lurk5: I'm a meathead myself, right now ;) Good luck on your gameplan!!
 
James said:
Design and follow through on a SSP to get my heart/legs ready for rugby.
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You play rugby? :beating: Okay... fine... Bed Wrestling Match is back on!!! ha!

Hey James,

so... did you buy those extra condoms? HAHAAAA!! I'm glad you had a great time with the little ones.

-Sheryl
 
I take back what I said in Mal's diary about the ring and big friggin house. I have no use for either if I can't fill the big friggin house with children and cats. (just one or two) :D
 
I take back what I said in Mal's diary about the ring and big friggin house. I have no use for either if I can't fill the big friggin house with children and cats. (just one or two)
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Sad to hear that. I'm not against children at the proper time. I want to have triplet boys (one for each instrument in a rock group) with a short woman, or two boys spaced one year apart with a really tall woman (left and right guards for some pro football team).

However, the only way a cat would enter into any house that I hold dominion over (or any house in which I am totally doing the person who has dominion over it) is if it wants to be fed to my dog for sport.
 
James said:
Sad to hear that. I'm not against children at the proper time. I want to have triplet boys (one for each instrument in a rock group) with a short woman, or two boys spaced one year apart with a really tall woman (left and right guards for some pro football team).

However, the only way a cat would enter into any house that I hold dominion over (or any house in which I am totally doing the person who has dominion over it) is if it wants to be fed to my dog for sport.
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It's too bad we can't work something out with the cats, b/c I'm tall, and I'd love to have sons who were pro-football players. However, they'd have to spend their college years as Wolverines. :D
 
James said:
There is an interesting awesome thing about hanging out with these kids that I didn't even think about. I have been eating WAY less over the past bit than I usually do when hanging out with people my own age. These kids' portion sizes, and what it takes to fill them up is way smaller than an average adult's, not even mentioning my meathead friends. So, I've been eating down towards their level, and I've actually been cool with it... interesting...
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The problem is when you eat their leftovers as kids NEVER finish up! Ha ha.
 
Dear Diary,

I officially think I am in love. At the gym today, there was this woman that was 6'0, and she was probably ~170-180 and ripped to shreds. Her muscles were bigger than a lot of guys that I know. AND at the same time, she managed to pull of feminine. The whole time I was there, I was in awe.

In fitness news, I decided to hit my pull day really hard since monday was a pull AND leg day. It was an awesome workout, but now I'm sitting here, and my arms are shaking/twitching, and I got a nasty lifting headache from the shrugs. However, I got a massive pump going on right now. I don't know if I want to dance or nap.

Super low sugar... time to go make a sammich
 
Hi ya!

Thought I'd stop in ta say Howdy since we have been chattin' in other threads. :)

LMAO re: extra/extra large condoms.. :smilielol5:

Reminds me of the story hubby told me last week..

{He works a 12 hour night shift}

Hubby and a friend went to 7-11 while on break to get iced tea and some sammies and the guy in front of them had a huge box of extra large condoms and vaseline..

That was all he bought..

OMG...lol

I hope you have A Goal Reachin' Thursday!
 
Man... I'm post AWESOME workout... all of my muscles that I hit today are doing that good quiver... Then stupid Ben Harper had to come on with his version of "sexual healing"...

Now I'm bout ready to hump my desk... Awesome...
 
Bah... too late to turn back now... ben's sexy songs are gonna be on the playlist for the rest of the afternoon, and I'm just gonna sit and sweat it out.

the woooman in youuuuuuuuuu
 
James said:
Dear Diary,

I officially think I am in love. At the gym today, there was this woman that was 6'0, and she was probably ~170-180 and ripped to shreds. Her muscles were bigger than a lot of guys that I know. AND at the same time, she managed to pull of feminine. The whole time I was there, I was in awe.
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How cute! At least some men like muscular women! :D hey have a good day!
 
James said:
Oh MAN...

So I've been recruited by my uncle to watch his two small children for a week and a half while he goes on vacation. They are great kids. But LORD does this whole experience teach me that I am not even sorta ready for any sort of real responsibility. I mean, I can BARELY handle taking care of myself, much less other tiny things that are completely dependant on me.

For instance... both of these darling children COMPLETELY have my number. I figured that last night I'd do something fun since both of them are missing their parents. I took 'em to dinner, and then I took 'em to go see "A Bee Movie". On the way to the movie, the little girl says "I would really like to go to logan's road house for dinner." Steak house... no effin way... I make money, but I'm not gonna buy two small children 20 oz steaks... "How about any different restaurants out there?" The little dude pipes in with, "Well, there is a BW3s"... Allright... I can buy 'em some wings for cheap, and it'll be nice and quick right before the movie...

The little girl is silent. "What's up? BW3's sound good?" "well... I really wanted to eat at Logan's... it's fine, though, I guess". The little boy chirps his agreement to the steak house, then adds his own little guilt trip. Neither of these children is over 10, and BOTH of them have mastered the ability to guilt me into doing something.

So, I put my foot down, and we go to Logans. While there, the little girl has to go to the bathroom. Do I pick up the little boy too, and take them both? The bathroom door is out of view. She says she'll be fine, and just runs off. I guess I stay at the table with the little dude. I don't know if any of you have gone through this, but do you know that little boys can remember / talk about their specific experiences playing their different video games? He apparently beat the 49'ers with the titans 49-17. The little girl comes back, and orders about $25 worth of food. The 5 year old (thankfully) gets a kids meal.

I kinda feel more like a car that is being used to get to the interesting spots rather than the person driving.

I love those two kids. They are both awesome, and SUPER smart, but for the love of god... I'm gonna buy an extra pack of condoms to throw in my bedside drawer when this week is over.
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:smilielol5: :smilielol5:

I love this story and how you told it!!!!

Yer such a sweetie even if ya don't like bein' called that. HAHAHA!
 
hickgurltx said:
the guy in front of them had a huge box of extra large condoms and vaseline..
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add in a 4 pack of DD batteries and you've got a fraternity dare in the makings...


though vaseline defeats the purpose of the condom - might as well just go bareback -the petrolium eats thru the latex pretty much renderin them ineffective... water based lubricants exist for a reason
 
James said:
Oh MAN...

So I've been recruited by my uncle to watch his two small children for a week and a half while he goes on vacation. They are great kids. But LORD does this whole experience teach me that I am not even sorta ready for any sort of real responsibility. I mean, I can BARELY handle taking care of myself, much less other tiny things that are completely dependant on me.

For instance... both of these darling children COMPLETELY have my number. I figured that last night I'd do something fun since both of them are missing their parents. I took 'em to dinner, and then I took 'em to go see "A Bee Movie". On the way to the movie, the little girl says "I would really like to go to logan's road house for dinner." Steak house... no effin way... I make money, but I'm not gonna buy two small children 20 oz steaks... "How about any different restaurants out there?" The little dude pipes in with, "Well, there is a BW3s"... Allright... I can buy 'em some wings for cheap, and it'll be nice and quick right before the movie...

The little girl is silent. "What's up? BW3's sound good?" "well... I really wanted to eat at Logan's... it's fine, though, I guess". The little boy chirps his agreement to the steak house, then adds his own little guilt trip. Neither of these children is over 10, and BOTH of them have mastered the ability to guilt me into doing something.

So, I put my foot down, and we go to Logans. While there, the little girl has to go to the bathroom. Do I pick up the little boy too, and take them both? The bathroom door is out of view. She says she'll be fine, and just runs off. I guess I stay at the table with the little dude. I don't know if any of you have gone through this, but do you know that little boys can remember / talk about their specific experiences playing their different video games? He apparently beat the 49'ers with the titans 49-17. The little girl comes back, and orders about $25 worth of food. The 5 year old (thankfully) gets a kids meal.

I kinda feel more like a car that is being used to get to the interesting spots rather than the person driving.

I love those two kids. They are both awesome, and SUPER smart, but for the love of god... I'm gonna buy an extra pack of condoms to throw in my bedside drawer when this week is over.
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This story is freakin' hilarious! And your word choice is great as well! LOL!

I teach 2nd grade, so I know all about kids and their guilt trips!

You seem like a really cool guy! And you have a great name - James is also my boyfriends' name! :coolgleamA:

My name is Tyly (tie-lee), and I'm pretty much the shit. :sifone:

Heehee. :seeya:
 
LMAO@Stacy's story. Yup, Mal is right about the vaseline eating through the latex. Oil-based lubricants are a no-no with latex condoms. And no, I don't know this from experience...;)

My H has to buy the XL condoms, too...:D
 
What wouldja guess a 6'3" puerto rican is working with??! LMAO

That is very sweet of you to watch the kiddies James. When you have your own *when you're ready*, you'll see its even more fun when they're your own :D. Not even being sarcastic actually, your own babies will be too cute for you you'll just wanna eat em with a spoon!
 
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