Totallyscrappy
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Okay. I have to comment on the whole jogging thing. I'm jealous! You are really doing so well! I just have to share my jogging story.
Almost two weeks ago I went outside for a walk and I was alone (didn't have a stroller to push) so I thought I would try to kick up the workout a bit by adding a little jogging. My plan was similar to your speed bump plan. From here to the edge of the grass... from the tree to the corner... from the gate to the pavillion, etc.
Well, Fuunky, let me just tell you that I can tell you are not the mother of three. No, it wasn't my saggy boobs shaking that stopped me from jogging. (That was my SIL's guess.) No, it wasn't the clothing fire sparked from my thighs rubbing together. (That was my wishful thinking!) It was the peeing. Yes, after giving birth (I'm guessing, at least one too many times) my bladder can not handle even the whispered thought of going for a "jog."
I don't see the humor in this. I'm not sure what God was thinking when He allowed women's bladders to participate in such a horrible prank, but you can bet I am going to ask Him right after stepping through the pearly gates!
From now on I am just a walkin' girl!
...Going right now to do some Kegel exercises!
Totallyscrappy
Almost two weeks ago I went outside for a walk and I was alone (didn't have a stroller to push) so I thought I would try to kick up the workout a bit by adding a little jogging. My plan was similar to your speed bump plan. From here to the edge of the grass... from the tree to the corner... from the gate to the pavillion, etc.
Well, Fuunky, let me just tell you that I can tell you are not the mother of three. No, it wasn't my saggy boobs shaking that stopped me from jogging. (That was my SIL's guess.) No, it wasn't the clothing fire sparked from my thighs rubbing together. (That was my wishful thinking!) It was the peeing. Yes, after giving birth (I'm guessing, at least one too many times) my bladder can not handle even the whispered thought of going for a "jog."
I don't see the humor in this. I'm not sure what God was thinking when He allowed women's bladders to participate in such a horrible prank, but you can bet I am going to ask Him right after stepping through the pearly gates!
From now on I am just a walkin' girl!
...Going right now to do some Kegel exercises!
Totallyscrappy