I do Body-combat!!!!

Oh No!! me and my big mouth!

My mate and I had a bet on a football game last night. I bet England would score 2 goals or less, he bet they would score 3 or more.

Any way the score was 5-0

So... for the punishment I had to go to a "BODY-COMBAT" class today.

Its basically tae-bo. you bounce u and down punching a kicking.

Then I bet him double or nothing that I could get a ball in the bin from the other side of the room..... I missed.

As the second part of the punishment I wasn't allowed to tell anybody in the class that I have been training in 7martial arts for 13years, or that I have a black belt in Wado Ryu!!!!

I was so embarrassed. The worst part of all is that the instructor personally corrected me 5 times when every body else was doing it right. He even had to move my arms and feet in to the supposedly “correct” position and said “you want your hands here and here [moving my hands] so that you can block kicks and punch with mighty force.”

I just shut my mouth and punched (with mighty force)until the class was over..

As soon as it finished I was first out the door. Didn’t even have a shower. I got in my car in my sweaty gym clothes and drove straight to my mates house where I held him down and rubbed my sweaty gym sock in his face.!!!!!
 
Hahahaha, good story. That's why I don't bet with my friends.
 
Karky said:
ahhahaha! :p best part was where you got corrected! :p

That really p155ed me off!! I was really trying. Then he said that and I felt like saying

"now hold your horses just 1sec. Who the frickin' martial artist here?"

I did some research and found that you can become a "BODY-COMBAT" Instructer in just two weeks!!!!!

TWO FRICKING WEEKS!!!!!!

"I spent 13 years training to hold my hands like this, I wouldn't block a kick I'd get my arm broken! And you can shove your MIGHTY FORCE UP YOUR MIGHTY FRICKIN A55"
 
I'm getting so much stick from this. He keeps trying to bet with me.

I have learned my lesson. Its ok to bet money cos you know exactly what ur gonna loose.

But never bet your dignity.
 
Bet him and make sure you win... but if you do, full contact sparring :D
 
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