I read this on another site and thought it was really funny! 
French Fries, we have to talk.
I don't know how to say this, but –
I can't see you anymore.
I just can't do it—the clandestine meetings, the sneaking around—it's just too much for me. My husband is beginning to suspect something.
Just yesterday, he found one of you on the floor of the car. I laughed nervously and denied everything but I think he knew I was lying.
I felt so ashamed!
And it started me thinking - I really love him!
We made a promise to each other, and I know you probably can't understand this, but our life together means more to me than anything.
I know, I know, we've had some good times together and yes, you've been there for me -- like the time I was so upset when my boss got mad at me. And when I was so nervous about giving that speech.
No, no, it's not you, it's me! I've changed.
I've found some new ways to deal with my emotions. And they're really helping. One thing I do is meditate or pray every night. Nothing happened at first, but over time, I find myself a little calmer, a little more capable of handling life's everyday stresses.
I also try to walk every day. You should try it, it really does clear your head!
And if I really get stressed, I write it all out in my journal.
So, you see, French Fries, I have to thank you for helping me out when I needed it.
But I think I can take it from here.
French Fries, we have to talk.
I don't know how to say this, but –
I can't see you anymore.
I just can't do it—the clandestine meetings, the sneaking around—it's just too much for me. My husband is beginning to suspect something.
Just yesterday, he found one of you on the floor of the car. I laughed nervously and denied everything but I think he knew I was lying.
I felt so ashamed!
And it started me thinking - I really love him!
We made a promise to each other, and I know you probably can't understand this, but our life together means more to me than anything.
I know, I know, we've had some good times together and yes, you've been there for me -- like the time I was so upset when my boss got mad at me. And when I was so nervous about giving that speech.
No, no, it's not you, it's me! I've changed.
I've found some new ways to deal with my emotions. And they're really helping. One thing I do is meditate or pray every night. Nothing happened at first, but over time, I find myself a little calmer, a little more capable of handling life's everyday stresses.
I also try to walk every day. You should try it, it really does clear your head!
And if I really get stressed, I write it all out in my journal.
So, you see, French Fries, I have to thank you for helping me out when I needed it.
But I think I can take it from here.