Ed's Diary

[edco76]

Damn, Ed, you're like me in fascination with the limitations of the human body.....like, uh, how long can I go without sex???? UGH

That is one limitation I have no desire to test. Maybe if you took the "go without" out of the sentence.

 

[Curvie Girlie]

Hahahahaha GO TANTRA!!!!!

 

[Steve]

Good afternoon.

 

[edco76]

Good afternoon.

Back to ya! Damn it is afternoon. I needs some lunch.

 

[Steve]

Time flies when you're having fun, huh.

 

[Curvie Girlie]

Back to ya! Damn it is afternoon. I needs some lunch.

What are you going to eat???

 

[edco76]

Time flies when you're having fun, huh.

Or dealing with idiots. Which is what my morning has consisted of. I get tired of giving 3rd grade art lessons to professional adults.

An international consulting company, offices all over the world. Send me art for their employee handbook. Its in MSWord.

WTF? So thats always a bad sign but it gets worse. Logo is 3 colors. Black, burgundy, grey. "What color vinyl would you like to use for the substrate?"

Burgundy. But your logo is burgundy? Yeah.

Idiots.

 

[edco76]

What are you going to eat???

Subway or Jacks. I didnt bring anything and I need to get away lol. The little town I work in just has 2 restaurants.

 

[Curvie Girlie]

Bon appetit!

Wish I had some Bourgogne to drink........

 

[edco76]

Bon appetit!

Wish I had some Bourgogne to drink........

I will see if they have that at Jacks. How would it pair with Jumpin Jacks Extra Crispy Kickin Chicken?

I should email my customer and tell her that for an addition fee we can do a Bourgogne substrate.

 

[Curvie Girlie]

Hahaha, ya know what? It probably would pair OK with that Try it and see!

 

[Mad4Chillas]

Hey Ed! Glad to have found your journal--I will be keeping tabs on you! <3

 

[edco76]

Hey Ed! Glad to have found your journal--I will be keeping tabs on you! <3

Uh oh. I am afraid you may find yourself disappointed. My journal is pretty boring. Although you may see a dead baby joke pop up from time to time.

 

[Mad4Chillas]

Uh oh. I am afraid you may find yourself disappointed. My journal is pretty boring. Although you may see a dead baby joke pop up from time to time.

Lol thats alright! It doesnt keep much to keep me entertained anyways haha!

 

[edco76]

oops. Didnt work.

 

[Curvie Girlie]

You want entertainment? C'mon to my journal, the fun never stops!

 

[edco76]

You want entertainment? C'mon to my journal, the fun never stops!

Don't be trying to steal my peeps. You know I can't compete. I don't have any pics with pink underwear and I only ever have sex with one person. BORING.

Dont make me post more tasteless jokes!

 

[nc_bmac08]

Don't be trying to steal my peeps. You know I can't compete. I don't have any pics with pink underwear and I only ever have sex with one person. BORING.

Dont make me post more tasteless jokes!

HAHAHA... that was good. We can get ya some pink undies Ed, the other part I'm afraid you're stuck with.

 

[edco76]

HAHAHA... that was good. We can get ya some pink undies Ed, the other part I'm afraid you're stuck with.

Well I do have this one pair of tightie whities from the weekend when I tried to do laundry. You are right about the other though. Although you know us married folk have to "keep thing fresh" so I could maybe bust out some stories.



But I wont. Cause iz a gentleman.

 

[Curvie Girlie]

Bust out with some serious funk.