Diary: Curvie Girlie: A Yo-Yo's Reformation

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And if a male (I'm sure I know who you're talking about) made the following complaint, it's because he's jealous that you have muscles and he doesn't. Personally, I'd bust out the strapon and make him pay for it. Tell him, "Oh, I got your mannish, homeboy" and proceed with the beating. Love yas, Beautiful Bunny.
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Be careful, though... What happens if you try that, and he's like "oh, fuck yeah... let's do it"...
 
Hi Val!
Justing hopping in to see how the bunny is doing. :biggrinjester:
Awesome on your 147. Seems to me that you will definately be cruising :auto: right past your goal of 145 before New Years!
Keep it up girlie!!!
 
Curvie Girlie said:
I got some complaints about starting to look mannish, to be honest.
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Pulease, that's a crock. There's no way you look mannish! I found weight lifting adds to the ass and boobs along with everything else so it can actually make you look more feminine, more booming in every direction. But alas, some men like the thinny thin look so they dont appreciate feminine curves like big muscley asses or big firm boobs.
 
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Pulease, that's a crock. There's no way you look mannish! I found weight lifting adds to the ass and boobs along with everything else so it can actually make you look more feminine, more booming in every direction. But alas, some men like the thinny thin look so they dont appreciate feminine curves like big muscley asses or big firm boobs.
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You know I'm going to have to :iagree: That is so true!! You have both a nice booty, and a nice upper half. I see not one indication of manly on your body AT ALL! whoever said that needs glasses "STAT" hurry, I think they are all going blind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:gnorsi:

Your gorgeous! Enjoy your day little lady!
VBF
 
Hey Curvie Girlie! You are looking smoking hot in your avatar pic! whoo hoo!

If you ever get to San Jose and want to go for a walk or anything, let me know! I want to start a weekend workout group. Normally the weekends are when I gain weight, but I want to change that. Anyhow, just thought I'd mention it since you are so close to me.
 
Talk about Food Porn!!!

Last night Ali and I had a blast!!!

I came to her house with my Raspberry Wine Jelly hommade by Peg, the lady who works for a winery that makes the raspberry wine; a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon; a bottle of champagne (Demi-Sec); unsalted butter, and my laptop.

We proceeded to get drunk and watch youtube and Ab Fab in the kitchen, as we slowly began the fantastic process of making the Shortbread-based Raspberry Wine Jelly Tartlets :drool5:

In the middle of it, Ali exclaimed, "We need more moisture! Should we add milk...." and I said, "Eww yuck. How about champagne?" So we added the sparkling Demi Sec and BAM!! Instant success. We rolled out the dough and used elephant, heart, star, dragonfly, and other fun-shaped cookie cutters; we baked for a few minutes; took back out of the oven and added a dollop of raspberry wine jelly in the middle of each, and topped them off with a thinner, small cut-out of a heart on each :) Then back in the oven!

Ali then made chocolate genache, which took a butter knife and, hmmm, I guess the movement we used and the technique was kind of like jacking off on them, but the end result was lovely! I'll attach the pictures, I want to show you something...

During the procedure I drunkenly decided to IM a guy who lives in Washington whom is a friend of my friend. We IM each other once in a while, he's cool, I like him--he makes his own beats and raps to them. I've never met him but he used to hang with my buddy when my buddy lived up there for a few months. I wanted to floss, to show off that being a girl making tartlets was much cooler than he ever knew! I think I pretty much taunted him with Food Porn :rolleyes: Either way, y'all can get a better picture of what an ecstatic evening I had, as I was describing it to him while I was doing it.......

Valerie: Oh you have no idea
A.B.: ?
Valerie: the girly things I have been up to-- you'd die of envy
Valerie: mwah ha ha ha ha
Valerie: I'm making TARTLETS-- with raspberry wine jelly, in the shapes, of like, HEARTS and STARS and ELEPHANTS and LIONS
Valerie: and drinking massive amounts of champagne
Valerie: whoops
Valerie: my girl friend is reminding me that we also have tartlets in the shape of ICE CREAM CONES
Valerie: and watching Absolutely Fabulous
A.B.: tartlets i like that word i want a tartlet
Valerie: you poor thing, all alone with your computer
Valerie: and no delicious, warm, sweet, and exotically crumbly morsels to tantalize your tongue
Valerie: HA!
Valerie: *laughing hysterically*
Valerie: oh shit!
Valerie: the tartlets! be back soon
Valerie: don't go away
A.B.: dont forget the tartlets!!!
A.B.: slowly tip toeing away
Valerie: by the way,
Valerie: I was a genius and suggested that we put champagne in the shortbread
Valerie: I'm so awesome :D
A.B.: yes you are
A.B.: you and your tartlets
Valerie: they are FABULOUS....hmmm
Valerie: tell you what; I'll make you a deal
Valerie: I'll take a picture
Valerie: HA!
A.B.: NOooo
Valerie: and email it
Valerie: hahaha
A.B.: I better not look
Valerie: Look, it's times like these, you could only WISH you were a girl, and come up with spending your time drinking hella champagne and wine, making tartlets, and watching Ab Fab
Valerie: sorry, but, yeah "We could sell these"
Valerie: HAHAHA--tell you what; IF I ever meet you, I shall sit you down, and say, "Hello, Abomb,"
Valerie: "Nice to meet you,"
Valerie: "Just sit back, relax, and I shall precede to get intoxicated,"
A.B.: not the AB FAB!!!
Valerie: "and make you the best tartlets you EVER had. "
A.B.: We should get all the right people together and move to an Island with enough tartlets to last 2 our dying days
Valerie: I don't agree with that
A.B.: with all the tartlets why would we fight?
Valerie: IMHO,
Valerie: (In My Humble Opinion)
Valerie: tartlets are not very nutritious

(you can tell I was drunk ;) )

Valerie: therefore, they are a luxury
Valerie: that ONE (not man) can only enjoy once in a while.......
Valerie: oh dear, I need to get a rack out..............
A.B.: 2 much a good thing eh
A.B.: I can handle it
Valerie: oh honey
Valerie: you don't even know
Valerie: we have a bunch of DOUGH leftover that we have to EAT
Valerie: Uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhgh
A.B.: the keyboard must be awful messy!
Valerie: my stomach is going to EXPLODE from happiness
Valerie: oh yeah
Valerie: flour and sugar everywhere
A.B.: talking to gingerella today/
Valerie: oh man
Valerie: there was a scurry for an egg-white brush...
Valerie: hold up a sec
Valerie: ahhhhh
Valerie: this is fabulous
Valerie: I'm having the time of my life
Valerie: we gotta make more
Valerie: "Valerie, we could create a culinary empire," said Ali
Valerie: seriously!!! she just said that!
Valerie: the champagne.............that's the secret ingredient
Valerie: If you tell anyone, I'll KILL you
A.B.: you should make a video iron chef style
Valerie: No way
Valerie: our secret ingredient
Valerie: I'll KILL you
A.B.: blooOOD!??
Valerie: this is so fun
A.B.: i better watch my back
Valerie: Ali and I are just grinning
Valerie: ahhh
A.B.: ill think about sending you some saltiness

(ok this was a weird comment but I went with it...)

Valerie: OH WELL, I'M DRUNK
Valerie: omg THEY ARE PERFECT
Valerie: THEY JUST CAME OUT
Valerie: OOOhhhhhhhh
A.B.: it sounds like you type with your mind
Valerie: OMG we decided to NAME them
A.B.: you ever try dragon naturally speaking or via voice where you talk and the computer types for you?
Valerie: "Al and Val's Drunken Tartlets."
Valerie: hahahahahahaha
Valerie: huh, what did you say?
Valerie: I don't get it, I'm far too ELATED
Valerie: HEY!
Valerie: we haven't tasted them yet.........they could be terrible
Valerie: NAH!!!!
Valerie: OOOOOOOOOOHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit
Valerie: Mema MOANED

(Mema is Ali's grandma, she had just tasted a tartlet)

Valerie: this is awesome--PROPS to us
Valerie: *sucks in breath* Ali says theyre good
Valerie: ok
Valerie: I'm about to taste......
Valerie: oh shit
Valerie: YUMMY
Valerie: I'm so sorry my sweet Abomb...
Valerie: you're missing the fuck out
Valerie: ok, I took pictures
Valerie: whether you like it or not, I'm emailing them to you
A.B.: maybe Ill be able to come- If I'm lucky gingerella will take me and the kittys for a few days >

(his wife's kicking him out for a month and he's thinking of coming to California to visit my buddy and meet me for the first time. It's weird, as we all know, having a friend online that you never met!)

Valerie: hee hee hee
Valerie: I CAN'T, I don't have my own house
Valerie: otherwise I would
A.B.: does she live far from you and ______?
Valerie: Nope
A.B.: cool
Valerie: OMG talk about food porn.........
Valerie: this is PORNOGRAPHIC
Valerie: can you argue with that?
Valerie: hmmmm???????
A.B.: the platter
Valerie: I think, I am the female incarnate of BACCHUS himself
Valerie: ;)
Valerie: sex and food
Valerie: my favorite things
A.B.: pitter patter platter fatter batter splatter matter scatters
Valerie: cute
Valerie: this is fabulous
A.B.: i dun even know who BACCHUS is ><
Valerie: don't you know your Roman mythology?!
A.B.: some of it
Valerie: ok ok
Valerie: I'm far too drunk for the computer
A.B.: leave this monstrosity - begone with you fair maiden

SO thus the conversation ended. Here are the tartlets:
 
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:smilielol5: WOW what a LONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG conversation then
ya had to go there with the TARTS :drool5: hahaha!
Anyway have a gr8 FUN kickass weekend Tammy:seeya:
 
Hey Bunny! Were you drunk when you posted that IM thread as well? :biggrinjester:

You're always in love! *scoff*
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Monday you can fall apart
Tuesday, Wednesday break my heart
Thursday doesn't even start
It's Friday I'm in love
 
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Your the most AWESOME, FUNNY LOVING GIRL I know, hope you had a great weekend sweetness!!

Love the tarts, that food is friggen awesome!! When I get out there this summer we must do some cooking okay!

Hugs and lub!
VBF:waving:
 
Exhausting Weekend

I have a wonderful and exhausting weekend in San Luis Obispo with my girl friend Trisha. We wine tasted WAY TOO MUCH and partied and hiked up Mount Madonna and had a blast! Too much fun, OMFG!!

But an important idea came out of it all--Ali and my Adult Xmas Party. I have been brainstorming a brilliant game plan.

First off, Sex Sells. We're going to call it "Al & Val's Drunken Triple-Xmas Party and Food Porn Fest." It's basically going to be an art exhibit, a Poetry Slam, and a film festival with dinner, drinks and dessert. As you know, I'm absolutely decadent.


Timeline of events and planning:

1--[pick date] let's see: Dec 22nd (Sat) would be best
2--P.R. photo shoot; Ali and I in Ali's kitchen, with aprons, smiling, drinking champagne and cooking.
3--Designing the invitations; hand drawn, mass produced, attached to small tins or boxes, decorated for Xmas and filled with tartlets and/or cookies; perhaps with little crafts decorations crudely attached.
4--menu planning
5--Hors d'oeuvres planning
6--cookie extravaganza display planning
7--guest list
8--preparation in advance for art exhibition
9--collection on pieces, preparation of display, labels made and set-up accomplished
10--Mic and beat and laptop set up, DJ designation and song list
11--decorations
12--wine list/acquire port & port glasses, cigar choosing
13--dessert menu and presentation planning
14--Poetry Slam preparation for between dinner and dessert; guest readers, possibly a sound system for beats
15--RSVP calls/reminders as event approaches

On Actual Day:
--Drinks to be cold, chilled; decorations set; food preparation in accordance to presentation with appropriate temperatures
--Art displayed with artists' name and name of piece
--Kitchen spotless and set up for easy access of utensils, Ali and I in aprons looking fabulous
--Guests arrive; designated party greeter/herder meets guests and herds them into the recreation room with music and art exhibit
--Smoking and drinking ensues; Ali and I keep to moderation (haha--better watch this one, probably need a designated event planner partner sober watch)
--Hors d'oeuvres and cookies and passed out
--Champagne toast when majority of peeps arrive
--Artists congregate and floss to each other
--Champagne toast precedes dinner; Ali and I deliver a witty and clever, sexy and pornographic speech celebrating winter, food, art, wine, the Dionysian spirit, and sexuality; improv toasts offered by other guests.
--Dinner, in courses, Ali and I bring out
--Drinking and smoking ensue; MCs start to ready themselves
--Poetry slam; poem reading; drinking and smoking
--Dessert; hommade egg nogg, cigars, Port wine, chocolate, drinking and smoking
--Relaxing and Xmas movie watching; perhaps some food pornography as a gag.
--Sleep and people getting lucky, if that's the way things go

Weight Loss: I'm still working out and planning on being 145 lbs by January--this weekend was a little decadent, so I'm dieting starting today.
 
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