MsGhettoBooty
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Wow.. that's a mighty piss right there, darling. hahaa! I'm picturing "fire hosing" type of pee pee job. hahaa Just wanted to drop in to see how things are going with you. Wishing you a wonderful day, David.
-Sheryl
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Wow.. that's a mighty piss right there, darling. hahaa! I'm picturing "fire hosing" type of pee pee job. hahaa Just wanted to drop in to see how things are going with you. Wishing you a wonderful day, David.
-Sheryl
In the movie a League of their Own... Tom Hanks has quite a lengthy pee... but his was alcohol induced... water induced is good too...
DCarr10760
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Lol,
Adam Sandler has a routine on one of his CD's I heard, called "The longest pee" (I think) it is actually pretty funny and accurate.
I actually woke up in the middle of the night too (which I never do) to, er... well TMI.
Of course I drank buckets of water all day. Using the oft heard formula 1/2 your bodyweight in ounces I should be drinking a gallon a day. I'm sure I did that.
Been grouchy all day, no particular reason. Moody bastard.
Have a day all!
David
Adam Sandler has a routine on one of his CD's I heard, called "The longest pee" (I think) it is actually pretty funny and accurate.
I actually woke up in the middle of the night too (which I never do) to, er... well TMI.
Of course I drank buckets of water all day. Using the oft heard formula 1/2 your bodyweight in ounces I should be drinking a gallon a day. I'm sure I did that.
Been grouchy all day, no particular reason. Moody bastard.
Have a day all!
David
Curvie Girlie
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LIBRA!
Hope you feel better, glad your weight dropped, and I'm sure you'll feel better rested tomorrow
you've just described the past 20 years of my life... embrace the grouchy side... Come to the dark side...
DCarr10760
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I read somewhere that Libras are the worst drivers...that more accidents involve Libras than any other sign. Bullfeathers!
I'm a good driver! People in other cars are always telling me I'm the number 1 driver. Well they don't say it so much as use hand signals...
David
I'm a good driver! People in other cars are always telling me I'm the number 1 driver. Well they don't say it so much as use hand signals...
David
it's a friendly little wave it is... they're acknowledging your being...
bikinibound
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You probably just need some hot sex! Grab SWMBO and get your groove on. That'll put you in a good mood..
Nice job on the walk and the 2lb piss!!
Curvie Girlie
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LOL! My grandma would say "Horsefeathers!" Ah, I miss her At least I have one left...and a Step one!
At least I have one left...and a Step one!
DCarr10760
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My mood has improved somewhat. It's probably lack of sunlight. Delicate flowers like myself wither in the dark...
My bad mood hung over me like a cloud yesterday, but I wasn't mean to anybody so it was largely unnoticed. All grumped up and nowhere to go...
BB- I suggested your prescription to SWMBO but to no avail...she works with her boss the next few days and is going nuts. I briefly considered printing out your, Val's and Blancita's new Avi's and enjoying some heel massage, but fell asleep before I could act Hopefully the deadly semen backup won't go septic before the weekend, Lol.
Morning came early and I had another long debate with myself about walking.
I decided to suit up and then decide. So I walked. It was nice, not so cold this AM.
Oh, I got on the scale and was 242.5! So apparently, my pissing and moaning is having the desired effect. Even without the moaning...
Great day all!
David C
My bad mood hung over me like a cloud yesterday, but I wasn't mean to anybody so it was largely unnoticed. All grumped up and nowhere to go...
BB- I suggested your prescription to SWMBO but to no avail...she works with her boss the next few days and is going nuts. I briefly considered printing out your, Val's and Blancita's new Avi's and enjoying some heel massage, but fell asleep before I could act
Hopefully the deadly semen backup won't go septic before the weekend, Lol.Morning came early and I had another long debate with myself about walking.
I decided to suit up and then decide. So I walked. It was nice, not so cold this AM.
Oh, I got on the scale and was 242.5! So apparently, my pissing and moaning is having the desired effect.
Even without the moaning...Great day all!
David C
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nice job on the scalage - see what were ya concerned about a few posts back...
Hmmm - moody for no good reason... grouching about the scale - you are turning into a teenage girl!!! the horror of it!!
Hmmm - moody for no good reason... grouching about the scale - you are turning into a teenage girl!!! the horror of it!!
DCarr10760
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Lol,
You may be right! I'm a Lesbian trapped in a man's body!
I never noticed before but the drapes in this room don't go with the chair cushions...
David
You may be right! I'm a Lesbian trapped in a man's body!
I never noticed before but the drapes in this room don't go with the chair cushions...
David
uhh - lesbians generally have no flair for decorating -that's a gay man - so you're a gay male trappe in a lesbian male's body?
So what does that make you? Heteroflexible or something?
So what does that make you? Heteroflexible or something?
DCarr10760
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Maybe...
I guess my closet has closets!
David
I guess my closet has closets!
David
Curvie Girlie
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I briefly considered printing out your, Val's and Blancita's new Avi's and enjoying some heel massage, but fell asleep before I could act
OMG!!
Did you SAY that?!?! LOL!!!
Did you SAY that?!?! LOL!!!Here's something, it's free and there's some good stuff on here (unless you already know):
have a wonderful day, and make healthy choices!
(Gawd I'm sucha goody goody after being dry for 9 days....)
DCarr10760
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Yeah...I guess I did! Bad man! BAD!! it's been a rough week!
But it's getting better?!!!
David
But it's getting better?!!!
David
Curvie Girlie
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No worries! We want you to be happy Oh gawd I sound like such a communist, speaking for the collective, using "we." Either that or I'm speaking for my multiple personalities, I'm not sure! LOL! I hope SWMBO doesn't read your diary! Feel better!
We want you to be happy Oh gawd I sound like such a communist, speaking for the collective, using "we." Either that or I'm speaking for my multiple personalities, I'm not sure! LOL! I hope SWMBO doesn't read your diary! Feel better! 
hickgurltx
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LMBO!
I hope ya feel better David!
Great job w/the loss and I'm glad you had a nice walk today!
*Have A Great Wed!*
*Stacy
I hope ya feel better David!
Great job w/the loss and I'm glad you had a nice walk today!
*Have A Great Wed!**Stacy
DCarr10760
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Man o man! It's been a weird day... couple of days really.
Today wasn't good on the diet. I was okay 'til I got home. SWMBO has a dinner program and will be out late so I am Mom and Dad. Davy was a pill but went to sleep okay. I made pasta and ate too much and then hit the Fig Newtons and Nilla Wafers. I had 6 of each, which is like 500 calories. Now I'm all sugar buzzy.
I'm usually okay with sweets at night. My trouble spot is late afternoon when there are all sorts of goodies around work.
I was light on my calories today because I didn't pack enough food, so I'm still okay but yeesh! Gotta get back on track!
Sugar high will drop fast n hard and I'll get more carb cravings, but I'll be good and go to bed... Such is life.
Tomorrow I will try to be a better machine.
David
Today wasn't good on the diet. I was okay 'til I got home. SWMBO has a dinner program and will be out late so I am Mom and Dad. Davy was a pill but went to sleep okay. I made pasta and ate too much and then hit the Fig Newtons and Nilla Wafers. I had 6 of each, which is like 500 calories. Now I'm all sugar buzzy.
I'm usually okay with sweets at night. My trouble spot is late afternoon when there are all sorts of goodies around work.
I was light on my calories today because I didn't pack enough food, so I'm still okay but yeesh! Gotta get back on track!
Sugar high will drop fast n hard and I'll get more carb cravings, but I'll be good and go to bed... Such is life.
Tomorrow I will try to be a better machine.
David
DCarr10760
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I've been really hungry today. It's weird because today I ate a bigger b'fast than usual and packed more food!?
Same type stuff too. So I don't know what's going on but I don't like it. I ate my 3:30 snack with my lunch so it is going to be a long afternoon...
I had a great walk this AM. Fog was incredibly thick so everything was all dark and spooky. I expected to see Humphry Bogart leaning against a lamp post but I only saw my buddy the skunk, making his rounds. I will call him 'Bogey'! Actually I don't know if he's a he-skunk or a she-skunk. I'm certainly not going to lift his/her tail to see, either.
I'm supposed to go out to dinner tonight with my Lawyer friend for pasta. I will try to limit myself to one beer and a glass of cheap-smack vino. Something fresh, not that old crap in the dusty bottles!
I hope that no vendors come in with donuts this afternoon...I'm weak...so very weak!
Take care all!
David C
Same type stuff too. So I don't know what's going on but I don't like it. I ate my 3:30 snack with my lunch so it is going to be a long afternoon...
I had a great walk this AM. Fog was incredibly thick so everything was all dark and spooky. I expected to see Humphry Bogart leaning against a lamp post but I only saw my buddy the skunk, making his rounds. I will call him 'Bogey'! Actually I don't know if he's a he-skunk or a she-skunk. I'm certainly not going to lift his/her tail to see, either.
I'm supposed to go out to dinner tonight with my Lawyer friend for pasta. I will try to limit myself to one beer and a glass of cheap-smack vino. Something fresh, not that old crap in the dusty bottles!
I hope that no vendors come in with donuts this afternoon...I'm weak...so very weak!
Take care all!
David C