Curvie Girlie
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Your diary is so full of interesting subjects, from yoga retreats to running races, to buddhist temples to uncircumsized penises... You pretty much cover all your bases
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks Darling!
Curvie Girlie The Diary: Mind Playin' Tricks on Me
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks Darling!
Alta818
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I've missed you SUNSHINE!!!
Yayyyyyyyyyyyy!!!! Talk about a GOOD DAY!!!:
...Good for you, I leave for just "ONE MINUTE", and I come back to hear all this "UNCHOPPED SHLONG" talk!!!.........
....mannnnnnn....I LOVE THISSSSS thread!!!!
!!!! ....now if we could just find some....."UNTAMPERED PUSSSSSSSSSAY" then we could give the MEN something to talk about.....!!!! 
"Let'sssss Give Emmmm Summmthin to Talk abouttttt....."!!!
(YES, I was singing that CORNY song)!!!:!!!
Yayyyyyyyyyyyy!!!! Talk about a GOOD DAY!!!
:...Good for you, I leave for just "ONE MINUTE", and I come back to hear all this "UNCHOPPED SHLONG" talk!!!
.............mannnnnnn....I LOVE THISSSSS thread!!!!
!!!! ....now if we could just find some....."UNTAMPERED PUSSSSSSSSSAY" then we could give the MEN something to talk about.....!!!! "Let'sssss Give Emmmm Summmthin to Talk abouttttt....."!!!
(YES, I was singing that CORNY song)!!!
:!!!Curvie Girlie
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HAHAHAHA!!!! That song ain't so bad
Sheryl is cool in my book. I'd rather listen to Dubstep but she's definitely cool
HUGS!
Sheryl is cool in my book. I'd rather listen to Dubstep but she's definitely cool
HUGS!
Curvie Girlie
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Acro-Yoga
Ok so I didn't get into so much details on the retreat other than mellow blond boy and his huge (circumcised) penis (that I saw and didn't touch, haha). One thing that really stuck out was the Acroyoga we did! Sooooooooooooo fun and easier than it looks--because you have a partner! Here's a description from the class offered in Santa Cruz by teachers I do NOT know, at the rock climbing gym I'm thinking of joining....have to give up something though.....I know what I can do--put my regular gym (that I've been going to for 5 years!) on a 3 month hold, which is legit--and that way I can switch back or whatever!
"AcroYoga combines Yoga, Acrobatics, and Thai Massage to help you open your practice with grace and ease, while learning to collaborate with a partner. Each weekly class will focus on aspects of AcroYoga, including: Circle Ceremony, Mirrored Asana, Partner Yoga Flow, Assisted Inversions, Partner Acrobatics, Flying Sequences, and Thai Massage. Grounded in the breath, participants will draw upon the natural forces of gravity and 'metta' loving kindness to encourage the body to let go of fear and tension. Students are requested to have basic familiarity with yoga, but no partner is necessary!"
I attached a little picture below to give you an idea of some of what goes on--I did a few different things but it's easier than it looks. Course, not ALL of it, haha! It's cool and something I want to get into. My homegirl C is interested AND she is almost the same height/weight/build. I think she might be just a few pounds heavier and an inch taller, which makes very little difference for an acroyoga partner, BUT it's cool to find someone of similar size. I'm going to try to get her into it with me! I LOVE hanging out with that girl, and I LIVE for the day where I can actually have a workout buddy!!!!
Ok so I didn't get into so much details on the retreat other than mellow blond boy and his huge (circumcised) penis (that I saw and didn't touch, haha). One thing that really stuck out was the Acroyoga we did! Sooooooooooooo fun and easier than it looks--because you have a partner! Here's a description from the class offered in Santa Cruz by teachers I do NOT know, at the rock climbing gym I'm thinking of joining....have to give up something though.....I know what I can do--put my regular gym (that I've been going to for 5 years!) on a 3 month hold, which is legit--and that way I can switch back or whatever!
"AcroYoga combines Yoga, Acrobatics, and Thai Massage to help you open your practice with grace and ease, while learning to collaborate with a partner. Each weekly class will focus on aspects of AcroYoga, including: Circle Ceremony, Mirrored Asana, Partner Yoga Flow, Assisted Inversions, Partner Acrobatics, Flying Sequences, and Thai Massage. Grounded in the breath, participants will draw upon the natural forces of gravity and 'metta' loving kindness to encourage the body to let go of fear and tension. Students are requested to have basic familiarity with yoga, but no partner is necessary!"
I attached a little picture below to give you an idea of some of what goes on--I did a few different things but it's easier than it looks. Course, not ALL of it, haha! It's cool and something I want to get into. My homegirl C is interested AND she is almost the same height/weight/build. I think she might be just a few pounds heavier and an inch taller, which makes very little difference for an acroyoga partner, BUT it's cool to find someone of similar size. I'm going to try to get her into it with me! I LOVE hanging out with that girl, and I LIVE for the day where I can actually have a workout buddy!!!!
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Curvie Girlie
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Whoopty doo!
Remember last Friday me, C, and T went out clubbin after Charlie Murphy's set? Well, some kid took a pic of us at the club with all the Asian kids, and BAM Christine (in the middle) went ahead and bought the pic, so here we are!
Do you like how I positioned my arm and chest to look skinnier? LOL! I learned it from Belly dancing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remember last Friday me, C, and T went out clubbin after Charlie Murphy's set? Well, some kid took a pic of us at the club with all the Asian kids, and BAM Christine (in the middle) went ahead and bought the pic, so here we are!
Do you like how I positioned my arm and chest to look skinnier? LOL! I learned it from Belly dancing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
geez woman when do you sleep? i love how you manage to find time for all your interests and have all the energy
btw...can i use HIIT on the elliptical in the same ratio as running? i am doing interval training, but more of 2 minutes 5-6, 20-30 secs 8-9, i might try shortening the first one just to see how that goes. if i manage 4-5 cycles i'll be proud of myself
have a great day
lena
btw...can i use HIIT on the elliptical in the same ratio as running? i am doing interval training, but more of 2 minutes 5-6, 20-30 secs 8-9, i might try shortening the first one just to see how that goes. if i manage 4-5 cycles i'll be proud of myself
have a great day
lena
cinderelly
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You dont need to look skinny, silly girl.Your gorgeous!And Yoga in the bedroom does enhance, as you can do more advance yoga poses you can use them with sex as well!
Curvie Girlie
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can i use HIIT on the elliptical in the same ratio as running? i am doing interval training, but more of 2 minutes 5-6, 20-30 secs 8-9, i might try shortening the first one just to see how that goes. if i manage 4-5 cycles i'll be proud of myself
have a great day
lena
Thanks I will have a great day!!!
I'll be proud of you for even TRYING to do HIIT
Seriously though--best exercise to drop fat and increase VO2 max.LOL!!! Cerella, I think maybe some of the horny dudes I meet might think that I'd be enhanced in bed due to Yoga, but I seriously don't think many of the postures would be practical for fucking.....seriously!
Curvie Girlie
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Haha, forced to work harder today due to this site being down 
LOL!
After my painful facial, I went home and Barre was chillaxin' all tired from digging a trench in the ground to put in copper wire ($300 for that shit!) from our 400ft well to the generator, so we can use electricity instead of propane to power the water pressure. I think.........I'm not sure if that's really what's going on but I'm gonna get it clear with him later, because I like to learn how things work.
Anyway, I was tired but I FELT LIKE practicing, so I just laid my Yoga mat down, put on DJ Chebbi Sabbah, and did an hour of Yoga right there as Barre sort of sat at his desk and glanced over a few times. I started to talk him over the principles of Anusara Yoga in relation to certain poses (the retreat was all about that--OMG did I mention I met Baba Hari Dass????? LOL!!! So much happens to me, so little time to report it. He is a silent monk and guru who was classically trained in the tradition of Ashtanga Yoga. He has maintained a continual vow of silence since 1952. He and his teachings have inspired the Mount Madonna Center near Santa Cruz, California, The Salt Spring Centre in British Columbia and the Sri Ram Ashram in Haridwar, India. Baba Hari Dass first came to the attention of the West in the book by Baba Ram Dass, Be Here Now. Maharaj-ji (Neem Karoli Baba) instructed Ram Dass to receive teachings from Baba Hari Dass who taught Ram Dass in silence only using a chalkboard.) and in the end, Barre was like, impressed. He has been lifting weights and cycling his whole life, so it's little wonder at 55 he's in much better shape than his contemporaries. But he was interested in Yoga because I said it would most likely help with his blood pressure and kind of potbelly
Then I went to sleep at 10:30 and woke up at 6:03 am without an alarm's help, and did pranayama (breathing techniques, 3 of them I know), OMed, meditated and chanted on my chakras, did 30 minutes of asanas, ended with a headstand and a blessing to the universe, and feel GREAT!!!!
Weight is the same. Gonna belly dance and take Delana's Yoga class this evening. I'm currently working on opening my hips and getting my legs behind my head.....sigh. I don't consider myself to be very flexible--I can just barely, leaning forward, for a second.....but the eventual idea is to do Yoganidrasana or Yogi Sleep Pose.....I suppose this is the Advanced asana that Cerella was referring to! LOL!
LOL!After my painful facial, I went home and Barre was chillaxin' all tired from digging a trench in the ground to put in copper wire ($300 for that shit!
) from our 400ft well to the generator, so we can use electricity instead of propane to power the water pressure. I think.........I'm not sure if that's really what's going on but I'm gonna get it clear with him later, because I like to learn how things work.Anyway, I was tired but I FELT LIKE practicing, so I just laid my Yoga mat down, put on DJ Chebbi Sabbah, and did an hour of Yoga right there as Barre sort of sat at his desk and glanced over a few times. I started to talk him over the principles of Anusara Yoga in relation to certain poses (the retreat was all about that--OMG did I mention I met Baba Hari Dass????? LOL!!! So much happens to me, so little time to report it. He is a silent monk and guru who was classically trained in the tradition of Ashtanga Yoga. He has maintained a continual vow of silence since 1952. He and his teachings have inspired the Mount Madonna Center near Santa Cruz, California, The Salt Spring Centre in British Columbia and the Sri Ram Ashram in Haridwar, India. Baba Hari Dass first came to the attention of the West in the book by Baba Ram Dass, Be Here Now. Maharaj-ji (Neem Karoli Baba) instructed Ram Dass to receive teachings from Baba Hari Dass who taught Ram Dass in silence only using a chalkboard.) and in the end, Barre was like, impressed. He has been lifting weights and cycling his whole life, so it's little wonder at 55 he's in much better shape than his contemporaries. But he was interested in Yoga because I said it would most likely help with his blood pressure and kind of potbelly
Then I went to sleep at 10:30 and woke up at 6:03 am without an alarm's help, and did pranayama (breathing techniques, 3 of them I know), OMed, meditated and chanted on my chakras, did 30 minutes of asanas, ended with a headstand and a blessing to the universe, and feel GREAT!!!!
Weight is the same. Gonna belly dance and take Delana's Yoga class this evening. I'm currently working on opening my hips and getting my legs behind my head.....sigh. I don't consider myself to be very flexible--I can just barely, leaning forward, for a second.....but the eventual idea is to do Yoganidrasana or Yogi Sleep Pose.....I suppose this is the Advanced asana that Cerella was referring to! LOL!
cinderelly
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HAHAHAH!Well I couldnt do that!
But once I started Yoga I noticed alot of difference and especially my flexability between the sheets, LOL!
cinderelly
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LOL!!! Cerella, I think maybe some of the horny dudes I meet might think that I'd be enhanced in bed due to Yoga, but I seriously don't think many of the postures would be practical for fucking.....seriously!
Ya never know till you try, but with increasing flexability it prodens even more of what you can and do do.
Curvie Girlie
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LOL!!!! Ah Cerella, you are making me think of PENISES 
and that's not a good idea as I can't show my peeling face around for another few days
What law is it? Murphy's? I was like, going into grocery stores and thinking "There's never any hot guys around, so I don't have to worry about my face," and OF COURSE there were hot guys everywhere, even a cashier UGH! And he was trying to flirt this morning and I felt like a freak with my red face 
and that's not a good idea as I can't show my peeling face around for another few days What law is it? Murphy's? I was like, going into grocery stores and thinking "There's never any hot guys around, so I don't have to worry about my face," and OF COURSE there were hot guys everywhere, even a cashier
UGH! And he was trying to flirt this morning and I felt like a freak with my red face 
Korrie
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oh great move
i'll have to practice that! You know, i'm really observant to the photography tricks that you see in mag's. Almost ALWAYS the before pic, the person has the arms straight down and facing the camera and after is almost ALWAYS the position your in...and turned to the side.
T2 Trucker
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Fucking and penises. A one-stop diary if ever WLF had one. haha, you slay.
MissDFITT
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The pic is gorgeous!! And you're crazy to try to look "skinner" you're already skinny honey... and fit and there are women who would kill to be slim like you!!!!
You live such an awesome life I am sooo jealous.... I feel like my life is so boring compared to yours.... hmm maybe someday huh?
You live such an awesome life I am sooo jealous.... I feel like my life is so boring compared to yours.... hmm maybe someday huh?
Curvie Girlie
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Thanks!
It's actually from my 26th b-day in August when I was laughing over the fact that I couldn't blow out my trick candle on my raw-vegan-chocolate-Gojii berry-brownie! 
Oh god that was sooooo good!For me, my face is pretty broad, so I'll get a side shot a lot of the time. If head on, tilting the head forward is always better. The worst is when you get a double chin in a shot, or your arms look like stuffed sausages (LOL!) Also, always be mindful of who you're posing with. With smaller/shorter people, stand behind them or you'll look huge. Suck in, push out T&A unless you already have big boobs, then sometimes you need to collapse your chest. Don't squint and don't get wide-eyed crazy, relax your tongue.....it goes on and on...
Excuuuuuuuuuuussse me, but there was no fucking going on! Not for about a week!! Hmmmm, time to call my L.T.F.B.
And that's UNcircumcised penises, mind you. Long live the hippie and foreigner parents! 
Awwwww shucks, Dee
You only just turned 24--my life was way less exciting back when I was your age *rocks in rocking chair* And also, while my tribe is in New Mexico and much respect and love, ya can't beat California Livin'!"Dookie braids"--LOL!!!!!
RIP Mac Dreezey Thank you for the kind words!
Curvie Girlie
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Hiya! I'm doing a drive by, lol!
Thanks for all your support!
Of course! I want you to be happy and succeed your goals
Curvie Girlie
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Bunny's Modern Life Cont.
Well, it's a damn good thing I been getting to bed at 11pm.
I have lots of Dubbsteppin' to do this month. But let me start with this weekend and work my way....ah fuck it, just for the next two weeks I know what I'm up to.
This morning I meditated ("Metta") and did yoga, but my mind wandered, and I felt stiff and ineffective. Nonetheless, I woke at 6am to TRY and have a nice yoga session. I'm not sure why I'm cranky....I think it was because I started to think about money. Not worrying, just sort of scheming about things, and it interrupted my blessings to all beings, for peace, love, and freedom from suffering DAMMIT! 
LOL!
Anyway, tonight is Yoga with Mangala, the trippy yoga instructor who is super happy and thinks I look like her best friend on the East Coast, which is nice. Mangala is pretty unorthodox, she makes us do Moon Salutations and more goddessy poses (read: hip opening).
Tomorrow, I kickbox! Finally, HIIT!!! Then Delana's Yoga 2 Last night she had us do all sorts of things in Dolphin pose (um, think planks but on your forearms). Damn, I held up pretty well---I used to dread that pose. Oh yeah, and in shoulder stand I chose to put my legs in full Lotus and was able to fold over and drop my knees to my ears. The retreat really made me a better Yogi-in-training.
Funstuff: K, Friday after work I'm coughing up $35 for an Acroyoga workshop with Jenny Sauer-Klein, one of the co-founders. Lucky me she teaches in Santa Cruz at the Rock Climbing gym I've been thinking of joining! Friday night is First Fridays Dubstep dancing at the Cypress Lounge with my homegirls (and hopefully I'll meet a cute boy) Saturday I work and get PAID from the Saturday before last, and after work it's my company's holiday party, catered, with plenty of wine and my second Mom is gonna be there!!! (Laura, who lives in San Luis Obispo, and whom always hosts my stays down on the Central Coast!) Chris and I are going together, and afterwards I'm going out dancing AGAIN at the Cypress Lounge for the Freakin' Halloween Redemption Dubstep party (local DJs didn't get to spin on Halloween and are making up for it). Sunday, Lucas (my first boyfriend from high school) is driving down from Redwood City to go shooting with Chris and I at the range. Monday night is Acroyoga with C (my Yoga partner, yay! I NEVER have a workout buddy who is about the same in ability )
Next Saturday is a massive Dubstep rave in San Francisco until 6am, and all my DJ buddies from Santa Cruz are going! C and I are going up together and are gonna crash at one of my Bay Area friends' house.........
GAWD! I'm making it to bed, early tonight!
Oh and here's a picture I PSed, playing with hues.....
Well, it's a damn good thing I been getting to bed at 11pm.
I have lots of Dubbsteppin' to do this month. But let me start with this weekend and work my way....ah fuck it, just for the next two weeks I know what I'm up to.
This morning I meditated ("Metta") and did yoga, but my mind wandered, and I felt stiff and ineffective. Nonetheless, I woke at 6am to TRY and have a nice yoga session. I'm not sure why I'm cranky....I think it was because I started to think about money. Not worrying, just sort of scheming about things, and it interrupted my blessings to all beings, for peace, love, and freedom from suffering
DAMMIT! LOL! Anyway, tonight is Yoga with Mangala, the trippy yoga instructor who is super happy and thinks I look like her best friend on the East Coast, which is nice. Mangala is pretty unorthodox, she makes us do Moon Salutations and more goddessy poses (read: hip opening).
Tomorrow, I kickbox!
Finally, HIIT!!! Then Delana's Yoga 2 Last night she had us do all sorts of things in Dolphin pose (um, think planks but on your forearms). Damn, I held up pretty well---I used to dread that pose. Oh yeah, and in shoulder stand I chose to put my legs in full Lotus and was able to fold over and drop my knees to my ears. The retreat really made me a better Yogi-in-training.Funstuff: K, Friday after work I'm coughing up $35 for an Acroyoga workshop with Jenny Sauer-Klein, one of the co-founders. Lucky me she teaches in Santa Cruz at the Rock Climbing gym I've been thinking of joining! Friday night is First Fridays Dubstep dancing at the Cypress Lounge with my homegirls (and hopefully I'll meet a cute boy
) Saturday I work and get PAID from the Saturday before last, and after work it's my company's holiday party, catered, with plenty of wine and my second Mom is gonna be there!!! (Laura, who lives in San Luis Obispo, and whom always hosts my stays down on the Central Coast!) Chris and I are going together, and afterwards I'm going out dancing AGAIN at the Cypress Lounge for the Freakin' Halloween Redemption Dubstep party (local DJs didn't get to spin on Halloween and are making up for it). Sunday, Lucas (my first boyfriend from high school) is driving down from Redwood City to go shooting with Chris and I at the range. Monday night is Acroyoga with C (my Yoga partner, yay! I NEVER have a workout buddy who is about the same in ability )Next Saturday is a massive Dubstep rave in San Francisco until 6am, and all my DJ buddies from Santa Cruz are going! C and I are going up together and are gonna crash at one of my Bay Area friends' house.........
GAWD! I'm making it to bed, early tonight!
Oh and here's a picture I PSed, playing with hues.....
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