Once upon a time there was a little funny chubby hunny bunny who liked to hop and play but didn't know exactly what her capabilities were. Chubby Bunny liked to run as fast as she could because she found, she was pretty good and it felt good, too.

Chubby Bunny enjoyed fun races with a small amount of other bunnies who liked to do the same stuff she did. But she never tried to go very far.
One day Chubby Bunny signed up for a Half Marathon, which was like, 13.1 miles. Chubby Bunny thought that was a Long Way and she had never tried it before even though her bunny book told her she should be running that distance and even MORE in training. The night of the race Bunny stayed up because her friends were very loud and she couldn't sleep. She only slept 2 hours, then went to the Start Line......
Anyway, sorry I'm still on a runners's high or something.
13.1 miles in 1:41 something!!! YAY!

That's about 7:45 minute miles for 13 miles straight! AND I feel like a badass
because:
-In the first miles I stopped at the Port-a-Potties and took a piss

-In mile 7 I was shocked that I kept getting fast and faster and passing people and it was easy for me, so I decided to SING Rick James Mary Jane.
-In Mile 8 I sang Give it to Me Baby by Rick James
-In mile 9 I did a heel-click (jumped up and touched my heels together on one side before I landed)
-In the last 4 miles I realized I was
damn tired of running!!!

But my legs kept going. I had to remember to straighten up and make sure I wasn't flipping my feet out or down, hard (the key to running is good form IMO, and I'm constantly making sure I'm not favoring one side, or anything)
-I was absolutely sick and tired of running in the last 2 miles, especially the last 1.1 miles, but when I reached the finish line I was
SO HAPPY I DID 4 HEEL CLICKS, ALTERNATING, AS I PASSED THE FINISH LINE AND SACRIFICED A FEW SECONDS BECAUSE I WANTED TO ENTERTAIN PEOPLE AND I GOT THE ATTENTION OF THE ANNOUNCER WHO SAID MY NAME AND PLACE I'M FROM, YAY!!!!
-My body is fine. I went to Whole Foods and splurged on a salmon Ceasar salad, champagne (sparkling wine from Sonoma), Triple Cream cheese and Franchese bread
I DECIDED I'M GOING TO RUN A MARATHON SOMEDAY NEXT YEAR, AND NOT JUST ANY MARATHON, BUT THE WORLD RENOWNED BIG SUR MARATHON THAT PEOPLE RUN AND NEVER RUN AGAIN......HELL AND BACK, 26.2 MILES!