Curvie Girlie The Diary: Mind Playin' Tricks on Me

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Val, I love reading your journal... it's always so much fun!!
I loved your youtube link! but then who doesnt love standup comedy!
P.S. Congratulations on the talent BF! Sometimes i think the talents my guy has are the only reason i keep him around lol... it can get you through some hard times lol I tend to find myself very forgiving
 
MotherOf2 said:
Sometimes i think the talents my guy has are the only reason i keep him around lol... it can get you through some hard times lol I tend to find myself very forgiving
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Thanks Cassy :hug2:

LOL! Awwwww I remember the days when I used to talk about my Live-In-Significant-Others in such a way! *nostalgic.......NOT!* LOL!
 
OK, Val, I've just read the last 3 pages of your journal and I'm trying to control myself ...

because I've had a few guys who gave VERY BAD HEAD ... licking around in there like somebody giving you a dog kiss ...

And NOTHING ... NOTHING in the world is worse than BAD HEAD.

What am I supposed to do, anyway? I can't moan or groan ... I can complain, but usually the guy just isn't paying attention because he's so focussed on HIMSELF that he could care less about what I'm doing.

The first time ... OK ... I gave him some directions. The second time, I tried drawing him a diagram, but he got insulted and just said "Lemme do my thing, baby." Of course I'm thinking "I really don't want you to do your thing, OK?", but we'll give it another shot.

The third time (yes, I'm a sucker for punishment :D), I picked up the paperback on the night table and started reading outloud. He still didn't miss a horrible beat ...

That evening I said "This isn't going to work for me unless you stop eating me."

He was absolutely stunned. "Why? Don't I rock your world?"

Yes ... perhaps if I had four legs and a tail and stuck my face in your crotch and ass to say "hello" ...
 
Nope. That was just one guy ... there were a couple more, but it was pretty much the same story.

So I can definitely appreciate PZ's talents ;)

LUCKY GIRL!!!!!
 
I just sucked on a giant, red lollipop until it was gone.

I wonder how many calories it had?

Hmm that was my first major processed sugary treat I can remember in a while! Dammit! :banghead:

Oh well at least today I shall be climbing later, then Yoga 2.......
 
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I just sucked on a giant, red lollipop until it was gone.

I wonder how many calories it had?

Hmm that was my first major processed sugary treat I can remember in a while! Dammit! :banghead:

Oh well at least today I shall be climbing later, then Yoga 2.......
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I dont know what the rest of this thread says cause i cant get past the first sentence. Oh the visuals.

Matt
 
Curvie Girlie said:
I just sucked on a giant, red lollipop until it was gone.

I wonder how many calories it had?

Hmm that was my first major processed sugary treat I can remember in a while! Dammit! :banghead:

Oh well at least today I shall be climbing later, then Yoga 2.......
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And IM the naughty girl? :svengo:
 
Dude, you guys, this lollipop was HUGE! :eek: It was a leftover office Xmas present that I threw into a drawer and was like, "for emergencies only." A month later and I cracked it out. Sometimes ya just have to suck on something (or lick or both) *resignedly*
 
I was wondering whose tits those were in your avatar? Marissa Miller is gorgeous, no doubt about it.... But she needs to take some lessons from Carmen Kass or Adriana on how to sashay her ass down a runway from what I've seen in the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.... She kinda walks like a Russian Soldier to me... :)

Congrats on all the benefits of PZ. Man this guy just keeps sounding better and better;)

Have fun at climbing later, and Yoga 2 too.

-Sam
 
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