Couch POTATO to "MARATHON" HONEY! :)

OKAY......MOMENT of WEAKNESS.......I WANT TO HAVEEEE A DRINK TONIGHT.........:ack2::iamwithstupid::rant::angelsad2::icon_bs:........!!!


HELLLLLLP ....I'm going out with IVETTE to watch a Salsa Competition and Her, her bf, MY bf....ALLLLLL OF THEM DRINK.....and I REALLLLLY want RUM AND DIET...................:cheers2:
 
Prove to yourself that you can do this!!! Be strong!!! I know you don't need the drink, and saying no thanks will make your spirit THRIVE!!!!!!!

Hope that helps!!! :) :)
 
Are you on the "NO ALCOHOL" thing with Val?

DON'T DO IT!!!! NO DRINKING!!!! DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN TO LA AND KICK YOUR ASS!

Just salsa your own ass off ... you won't NEED any Rum & Coke. Or order a really shitty rum and coke and then you won't want to drink it :D
 
:reddevil:Sorry I can't help you there!!! that was some funny shit!!!!!!!!!!!:reddevil:

I think It will be ok to celebrate today... Were on our way to skinnyness bitch!!!!!!!!!! and after that cohen diet comes my way I heard no lics at all... So who cares I don't think it will be too bad... Do it Doit!!!!:cheers2::cheers2:

:smilielol5: :smilielol5: :smilielol5: :reddevil:Rum and diet!!!!!!:reddevil:

I love you bitch!!!!!!!!!! That was so so funny...
 
HAHAHAH!!!! ....this is BULLSHIT.....it does help...thanks for your COMMENTS...and ASS KICKINGS...hahahahahha.......I AM STRONG.....(ptttttrrrrrr:icon_bs:)....

...I think I'm gonna go make Green Tea...and wish it was AT LEAST some saki......:cry:icon_bs::icon_bs::
 
I agree with you!!!!!!!!!! We need a designated driver!!! say those quotes all night amiga!!!!!!!!!!! Hey were leaving right now... 60 seconds and counting.. I already dropped of jj to the sitter... on our way..

:smilielol5: :smilielol5: :smilielol5: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl::biggrinjester:
 
Ivette8uNOmore said:
I agree with you!!!!!!!!!! We need a designated driver!!! say those quotes all night amiga!!!!!!!!!!! Hey were leaving right now... 60 seconds and counting.. I already dropped of jj to the sitter... on our way..

:smilielol5: :smilielol5: :smilielol5: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl::biggrinjester:
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pshhhhh!!!!! :cry:...... designated driver.....is that ALL I AM TO YOU ...hahahh?!?! :cry:


ALRIGHT WE ARE LEAVING TOO!!! BYE!!! :party:
 
Alta818 said:
Oh yes.....HIGHLY RECOMMENDED for myself again....LAST NIGHT....I decided that I wanted to exercise in my THONG UNDERWEAR and RUNNING SHOES....and talk about motivation...LOL...!!! Really makes you wanna keep going...especially if there are MIRRORS around!!! CHEeeeeoooOWW!!!...HARD CORE VISUALIZING while I was doing my exercises...and that's actually what made me do the workouts.....CAUSE I WAS FEELING LAZY....ready to go to bed...;) and then.....NAHHH.....I PUT ON THE SHOES...and CALLED IT "BIRTHDAY SUIT HOUR"!...Wooot Wooot! Another day down....:smash:
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(my heart rate monitor just jumped up considerably when reading this) Uhm... I am going to need some pictures or a video or something just to make sure that my visualizing is accurate. :biggrinjester:
 
Ivette8uNOmore said:
I think It will be ok to celebrate today... Were on our way to skinnyness bitch!!!!!!!!!! and after that cohen diet comes my way I heard no lics at all... So who cares I don't think it will be too bad... Do it Doit!!!!:cheers2::cheers2:

:smilielol5: :smilielol5: :reddevil:Rum and diet!!!!!!:reddevil:

I love you bitch!!!!!!!!!! That was so so funny...
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I can see why Ivette's ticker has a snake :reddevil: She's got an evil streak to her. :D I really hope that you didn't succumb to temptation. I'm planning on drinking up all those drinks you turned down last night, and I don't want to miss out on any of them. :beerchug: You know me, I'll do anything to help a friend. :party:
 
.....hahahah......SHE DOES HAVE AN EVIL STREAK!!! :reddevil:!!!
.....so yeah, last night.....INVITING ME could have been one of the best things she has done for me in a long time!!! ....Not only was I able to AVOID the drinks but, I also got the most inspiration I could have EVER received!!!

....all the women there not only HOTTTT :drool5:....but they were mixed with THE BEST SALSA DANCERS around...and their outfits are close to NOTHING :eek:...all around, as well as the crowd.....THEY ARE ALL PROFESSIONAL HOT ASS PEOPLE WHO CAN BUST A CRAZZZZZZZZY MOVE ON THE DANCEFLOOR....lol :smilielol5:!!!!....

....and I mean...there are HOT bodies all around....BUT THESE WOMEN AND MEN....were ASTOUNDINGLY HOT :eek2:...Almost every single woman who was there had not an ounce of fat on them and with their sexy ass dance moves, they were not SHY TO SHOW IT ALL TO YOU :eek:!!!! ...:svengo:....SO YOU BETTER BELIEVE that WATER WAS THE ONLY THING THAT TOUCHED MY MOUTH ALL NIGHT!!!!!


PSHHHH!!!! :reddevil:.....

...I ain't going down like that........LOL!!!! ......;)
 
Alta818 said:
...I ain't going down like that........LOL!!!! ......;)
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Fuck yeah, Cypress Hill!!!!! :sifone:

Oh so glad you had a great time! I was a party and didn't drink, either! Now I have to work at the winery and not drink.....and go to the Improv and not drink, LOL! At least Melissa will be there not drinking, with me! :party:
 
Trops said:
I can see why Ivette's ticker has a snake :reddevil: She's got an evil streak to her. :D I really hope that you didn't succumb to temptation. I'm planning on drinking up all those drinks you turned down last night, and I don't want to miss out on any of them. :beerchug: You know me, I'll do anything to help a friend. :party:
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hahahaha: :smilielol5: :smilielol5: you know I was a true friend last night.. I was.. I took one for the team and I drank all the rums and diets for both of us.. So I was fucking crunkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wooooooooooooowwwwwwwwww...:reddevil: :smilielol5:
 
Alta818 said:
.....hahahah......SHE DOES HAVE AN EVIL STREAK!!! :reddevil:!!!
.....so yeah, last night.....INVITING ME could have been one of the best things she has done for me in a long time!!! ....Not only was I able to AVOID the drinks but, I also got the most inspiration I could have EVER received!!!

....all the women there not only HOTTTT :drool5:....but they were mixed with THE BEST SALSA DANCERS around...and their outfits are close to NOTHING :eek:...all around, as well as the crowd.....THEY ARE ALL PROFESSIONAL HOT ASS PEOPLE WHO CAN BUST A CRAZZZZZZZZY MOVE ON THE DANCEFLOOR....lol :smilielol5:!!!!....

....and I mean...there are HOT bodies all around....BUT THESE WOMEN AND MEN....were ASTOUNDINGLY HOT :eek2:...Almost every single woman who was there had not an ounce of fat on them and with their sexy ass dance moves, they were not SHY TO SHOW IT ALL TO YOU :eek:!!!! ...:svengo:....SO YOU BETTER BELIEVE that WATER WAS THE ONLY THING THAT TOUCHED MY MOUTH ALL NIGHT!!!!!


PSHHHH!!!! :reddevil:.....

...I ain't going down like that........LOL!!!! ......;)
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right bitch talk about skinnyness to extremes... omg... I was amazed I think I need to change my ticker to lose 99 pounds.........lol but yeah I got motivated I was like that's how I wanna look.,, I think were gonna start salsa lessons.. good workout and goood moves...
 
I broke.....

hahahah......BUT I WILL TELL YOU HOW I DID GO DOWN... :svengo:


...so FUCKKKK right...after leaving there....I was not only NOT DRUNK but HUNGRY :drool5:...while i see all these drunk HOT ass women and men stagger around...SWINGING their NAKED asses in TONS AND TONS of circles.....(my head is spinning by now & I'm not even drinking) ....so my bf decides that "lets go get food"....so NOTHING seems to be open or appealing at the time....and I'm thinking whatever...I'm not gonna eat..it's chill....ya know....

...SO HE DECIDES ..he wants to be a :piggy:...and lets...the GOLDEN ARCHES by the pad....:reddevil:......STEAL HIS ATTENTION...!!!...and OF COURSE...before we knew it....we were TRAPPED IN THE MC DONALDS DRIVE THRU..!!! LOL......

(mc donalds lady) "HELLO GOOD NIGHT, WELCOME TO MC DONALDS...CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER?:"......

(My BF):..."Umm....yes....lemme have...a 10 piece chicken nuggets with small fries,....and ummmm 2 cheeseburgers...& (looks at me) babe, you want anything....(NO THANKS)...and THAT's it...thank you..." :banghead:

...so as we are sitting there ...I was DESIRING a chocolate sundae, but it was like 2am ..and my bf told me that he didn't think that it was available for the ice cream....(secretly...woooo thank goodness...I WAS SAVED)....LOL......BUT YEAH RIGHHHHHHHT....that's what I thought....

..so to my surprise we get to the WINDOW...and she hands us the DEATHLY GOLDEN ARCHES BAG with loving heart clogging artery CRAP....and then.....and then.....SHOVED A SMALL BLIZZARD OREO MC FLURRY...(all yummy blended with crunchy oreo chunks calling my name starring at me)..into our hands...and WE ARE OFF :auto:

..THE BATTLE ENDED @ ME SCARFING down.....

ONE SMALL MC FLURRY...to my dome...LOL, 6 chicken nuggets...which weren't that good & 4 fries which glossed my lips up! :dupe:

.....that a WAY TO GET FIT ALTA....wooohooo....SMART ONE.....!!!

..so yea...I guess I get NO POINTS for yesterday....(i'm just gonna say it was yesterday's points cause I wanna start clean today...)!!!
 
Curvie Girlie said:
Fuck yeah, Cypress Hill!!!!! :sifone:

Oh so glad you had a great time! I was a party and didn't drink, either! Now I have to work at the winery and not drink.....and go to the Improv and not drink, LOL! At least Melissa will be there not drinking, with me! :party:
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.....yeah.... you are doing amazing! :party:.....I think after our challenge...I do want to take a drink day...but then...I'm like...NAH...do I need it....

....will it lead me back to my old ways?
....will it cure the desire or spark it up?
...ughh...and these things make me wanna NOT DRINK.....

...not to mention...you never really notice how funny people act when they are drunk until you are outside...THE SOBER ONE looking in...LOL....

...I'm sure I've made an ASS of myself PLENTY of times!
 
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