Complete B.S Thread

[Big_Idiot]

I'll call you Tom if you want.

Please would you do that for me.

 

[Big_Idiot]

I had phone sex last night, man i was saying some right sh1t LOL, i was f**kedddd.

 

[MarkMyWords]

I had phone sex last night, man i was saying some right sh1t LOL, i was f**kedddd.

Hahahah wtf?! That's hiliarous.

 

[Big_Idiot]

Hahahah wtf?! That's hiliarous.

I know LOL, feel a bit of a c*nt from some of the sh1t i was saying.

This lass who ive yet to penetrate rang me at about half 11, and i was just chatting my usual sh1t, talking about sex n that and i proper fancied a masturbation session so i started doing it, n she started n so on...

 

[Big_Idiot]

3000 posts wooooooohooooo

 

[Kraken]

I had phone sex last night, man i was saying some right sh1t LOL, i was f**kedddd.

You were pretty creative.

 

[Big_Idiot]

You were pretty creative.

LOL you f**king Yeti raper.

 

[MarkMyWords]

I know LOL, feel a bit of a c*nt from some of the sh1t i was saying.

This lass who ive yet to penetrate rang me at about half 11, and i was just chatting my usual sh1t, talking about sex n that and i proper fancied a masturbation session so i started doing it, n she started n so on...

Ahhhh man, this is just the kinda thing I needed to hear to start Friday off on a good foot!

 

[Big_Idiot]

Yea man get yourself some fresh meat to dip.

 

[Kraken]

My wife woudn't give it up last night so I gave her a facial while she was sleeping.

 

[Big_Idiot]

LOL ^^ My old fella has a friction burn and its sore, its from doing it too fast last night. I couldnt feel him.

 

[Kraken]

LOL ^^ My old fella has a friction burn and its sore, its from doing it too fast last night. I couldnt feel him.

Astro Glide

 

[MarkMyWords]

Or spittle if youre really in a crunch.

 

[Big_Idiot]

Can i start dating you both please?

 

[Kraken]

Can i start dating you both please?

Sweet a gay trifecta.

 

[MarkMyWords]

Perfect! Let's make it happen fellas.

 

[Big_Idiot]

Sweet a gay trifecta.

LMAO,

Im bored and i cant be bothered working.

 

[MarkMyWords]

LMAO,

Im bored and i cant be bothered working.

I know that feeling. After a long drinkin night, I'm virtually useless. :yelrotflmao:

 

[Kraken]

don't you hate it when you say hi to someone and they just ****ing ignore you?

 

[Big_Idiot]

Yea Krak, it makes me wanna break their f**king jaw.