BikiniBound's Diary

Haha! What are you fascinated about? What are you curious about? I don't understand what snooping is in order. Please enlighten me honey bunny. :biggrinjester:

Oh I was wondering about what Michael said about Claudia, and also what he said about women and all that!

Exphys wrote his nasty message about me in response to something f'd up he wrote about Sheryl where I politely defended her.....He likes to hit below the belt, and make up stuff, which he should know is libelous LOL, especially given his extraordinarily impressive status as a student at a "top tier" law school

OH! Looks like he was fucking with the wrong bitch! :smash: I remember a long time ago you warned me about the dangers of posting personal info on here, and I thanked you, then look! A wanna be law student goes and slanders YOU! Of all people! What a turd. Must not be a very good student if he has the time to do all that, right?

So my gf I haven't spoken to since mid-August is having a birthday on Monday. I have been debating whether or not to send her a card. In order for it to arrive on her birthday I'd have to get up early to buy her one and get to the P.O. before it closes. I think I have some blank inside cards around somewhere, and could just mail it from home. Yes, I'm lazy. :D But I would have to find them...I think I know where they are...:rolleyes:

LOL! Ah women troubles! My own best GF from 2nd grade won't answer my calls or call me back or answer my emails, I think she's going through some shit, I dunno. I'll call her mom, but I have to get my cell phone soon.

make sure the card is on recycled paper and it hasn't been tested on animals. If it isn't, don't be surprised when she sends you a box full of "organic shit." hahaa!

HEY! :p :rotflmao:
 
:cuss::cuss:#%&@#%!! Michigan lost. They came really close briefly, making it 21-23. Then they blew it. :banghead::banghead: Hart didn't play at all, and Henne went out after the third play. His shoulder is still f'd up, and Hart's ankle is still not good. I can't imagine they'll beat OSU next week. If they were healthy, maybe, but not as banged up as they are.

Well, there is some good news today, however. The offer I wrote Thursday pm was accepted as written. Woohoo! Go me! I have to pat myself on the back, b/c my buyers were willing to go higher, but when the seller's agent asked if they'd go higher, I said I didn't know, and that she should do what she can. hehe. Also, this agent has been in the biz a lot longer than I (and makes way more money than I do), so I'm giving myself extra pats on the back...lol. The building inspection is set up for Monday afternoon. Hopefully all goes well. I honestly feel for the sellers, b/c the house is worth a fair bit more than what my buyers are paying. Oh well. :D

I'm gonna take out my angst and frustration about Mich's loss on my exercise bike tonight!! :reddevil: :banghead: :cuss::cuss:
 
Oh I was wondering about what Michael said about Claudia, and also what he said about women and all that!

Now I get it...lol. Duh :iamwithstupid:

OH! Looks like he was fucking with the wrong bitch! :smash: I remember a long time ago you warned me about the dangers of posting personal info on here, and I thanked you, then look! A wanna be law student goes and slanders YOU! Of all people! What a turd. Must not be a very good student if he has the time to do all that, right?

Uh oh...I'm starting to sweat here..lol

LOL! Ah women troubles! My own best GF from 2nd grade won't answer my calls or call me back or answer my emails, I think she's going through some shit, I dunno. I'll call her mom, but I have to get my cell phone soon.

It's so stupid. I wonder what her response will be--if any. Honestly, it's so stupid. We agree more than we disagree. I was just pissed that she had the audacity to tell me how I should lose weight. Fack that shite! :cuss::cuss:

Damn! I'm in a foul mood. :cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss:<--this is my new fav smilie..lmao
 
There's a silver lining to my cloud today:

THE #1 RANKED OHIO STATE *UCKEYES LOST TOO!!!:party::party::party:

Oh gawd! I'm so facking happy!!!!!!! Now the playing field is even. Mich is still tied for Big 10 Conference #1. They just have to beat the Buckeyes next week. Ohio St's national championship dreams are over.....God bless the Fighting Illini!!! :party:
 
I'm sorry that Michigan lost today. I'll give you a couple of sugary coated shakes to cheer you up :pumpkin::pumpkin::pumpkin::pumpkin::hug2:

I loved your text message tho. Did I not say that OSU was overrated at #1?:biggrinjester:
 
I'm sorry that Michigan lost today. I'll give you a couple of sugary coated shakes to cheer you up :pumpkin::pumpkin::pumpkin::pumpkin::hug2:

I loved your text message tho. Did I not say that OSU was overrated at #1?:biggrinjester:

Yes, I just PM'd you that you were right once again. So does that make you Mr. Right? lol :biggrinjester:

I was bummed as hell about Michigan's loss (like you didn't know..lol). But now that the buckeyes have lost, I am feeling sooooooooooooo much better. :D :party:
 
Yes, I just PM'd you that you were right once again. So does that make you Mr. Right? lol :biggrinjester:

I was bummed as hell about Michigan's loss (like you didn't know..lol). But now that the buckeyes have lost, I am feeling sooooooooooooo much better. :D :party:

I dunno bout being Mr Right but I could so make a good pervy joke about being Mr Right Now! :biggrinjester:

Congrats on the Sale BTW!:party:
 
Hey sweet nipples,

I was planning to call you, but I am in no shape to talk on the phone. My phone sex voice is cracking and I'm tired as a mother fuck, so unless you get turned on to hearing me snore, then I guess I'll have to give you a ringy another time. (Knowing you, you'd get turned on hearing me fart... you weird bitch you...lol) By the way... congrats with the sale, honey! woohoo! Now use that money to purchase a camcorder, so Paul and I can watch youtube videos of you dancing.... Yes... you bring out the lonely lesbian inside of me.


-Sheryl
 
PMING you my cell right now!!!

I knew there were a bunch of perverts with snoring fetishes around here.

Oh and just to give you a little sneak peak, James... I snore so loud you can feel your 'boys' vibrate.... it's like a long distance "reach around." You can reach me at 1(SNO)RE-WHORE.

-Sheryl
 
I used to snore, but now that I've lost weight, I snore no more. :D

No, snoring and farts do not turn me on. Snorts, however, make me laugh...:biggrinjester:

I promise, that if you saw videos of me dancing, your inner lonely lesbian would be saying, "Damn! White girl needs a ghetto booty bitch to teach her some rhythm!" :party:
 
If you really felt like throwing a man down and having your way with him, I think I know a few who would volunteer...sheesh, you have the biggest harem around!
 
Exercise for this week:
11/5—30 min circuit training, 15 min exercise bike, 5.4 miles biked, weight: 226 (new low)
11/6—30 min exercise bike, 11 miles biked, weight: 227.7
11/7—40 min circuit training, 5 minutes stretching, weight: 228.5
11/8—30 min stroll, 15 min exercise bike, 5.65 miles biked, weight: 227
11/9—30 min circuit training, weight: 226.5
11/10—15 min exercise bike, 5.65 miles, weight: 226

Food for Saturday:
Meal#1—4 strips low-sodium bacon, 1 egg, slice whole grain toast
Meal#2—protein powder, 2 oranges
Meal#3—roast beef sub
Meal#4—handful of sun chips, apple
Meal#5—chicken breast
Meal#6—wasa cracker w/organic peanut butter
Total: 1,616 calories, 67g fat 39%, 129g net carbs 33%, 111g protein 28%, 26g fiber

I actually had to eat that last meal in order to meet my minimum calories for the day..lol. Otherwise, it would've been under 1500.

Well, today I sat on my ass and watched football all damn day long. I did take and make several work-related calls, though. :) And I did manage to get 15min in on the bike--and worked it hard even though it wasn't a long workout.

I can't help but wonder if, as I type this, Sheryl is snoring so loudly that Sean's boys are vibrating. :biggrinjester:
 
Good job last week Kimberly! Looks like you'll be reaching the low 220s next week, nice :). Sorry about MI but glad the other team's loss perked you up a bit. Do you not watch pro football? I can't wait for football season to be over frankly. I mean, I'm routing for a team I've always hated (the Cowboys) just so H'll be in a great mood. How darn silly but alas, this time you'll agree with H on this football nonsense (ooops did I call it that? dont get mad).
 
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