BikiniBound's Diary

[bikinibound]

After the Dawgs beatdown last week I'm going to be worried about each game that much worse the rest of the season!

I go to bed bewtween 12-1 , I view my web porn at much earlier hours *nods*LOL Hmmm..this is interesting...what's your fav sight??

I bet I could write a book on how this would work and make millions! buwahaha!

How about letting Sheryl and me in on it so we can also make millions? I'm sure we could help spice it up for ya...

 

[bikinibound]

Ummmm hey sweet tits... sorry I didn't get to answer my phone. Steve said something and I nearly choked on my water as I fell out of my seat. I almost died..... again.

So I got your voice message... I couldn't really make it out all too well, because it sounded like you were trying to seduce me with all of that heavy breathing. I'm not sure if I heard you right, but you did say the following, yes?

Sheryl.. this is Kimberly... *moan*gasp*moan* I love nipple clamps.. *moan*gasp*moan*... I like to do it betw/ 3 to 7pm.... moan*moan*moan*... I got your name tattoed on my tit

I'm driving east to the Adirondacks tonight, so I won't be back until Sunday or maybe even Monday morning. Also, reception sucks cock up there, so my phone will be off. Anyways, I hope you have a great weekend, angel. Oh and don't forget... keep that tattoo out of the sun. HA!

-me

OMG!! I just spit salad all over my computer!! Well, that wasn't exactly what my message said, but if you want to think that, go ahead...lmao. Actually, the tattoo is your avatar. I just wanted it immortalized on my boob for all time. Problem was the tatt artist couldn't stop laughing at it, so the artwork is kinda shaky..

I got a good walk in--did some IT sprints that really got me winded--hence the heavy breathing. Funny thing is, I thought I was supposed to man the phones at the office today from 3-7, but it turns out I was on from 1-3--ooops!! Well, luckily there are 2 of us on at a time, so the other girl had it covered. I don't know what's wrong with me. I've gotten my schedule facked up every day this week except for yesterday. Must pull my head out of my ass.

Well, honey snatch, I'm sorry you'll be gone all weekend b/c I'm selfish like that..lol. But I hope you have tons of fun and stay out of trouble. Hmm...can you have fun if you stay out of trouble?? Probably not!! lmao. And telling you to stay out of trouble is like telling a dog not to lick its ass...

 

[MsGhettoBooty]

OMG!! I just spit salad all over my computer!! Well, that wasn't exactly what my message said, but if you want to think that, go ahead...lmao. Actually, the tattoo is your avatar. I just wanted it immortalized on my boob for all time. Problem was the tatt artist couldn't stop laughing at it, so the artwork is kinda shaky..

Awww... you know I'm just fucking with you... however, if you really want to get my name tattoed on your titties make sure to put my phone number also. Those jugs are so big it would be GREAT advertisement for me.

I got a good walk in--did some IT sprints that really got me winded--hence the heavy breathing. Funny thing is, I thought I was supposed to man the phones at the office today from 3-7, but it turns out I was on from 1-3--ooops!!

Ummm yah, you must have been tearing ass down the street, b/c no shit... it sounded like you were fucking humping in an air tunnel. Oh... so that's what 3-7 meant. Sheesh

Hmm...can you have fun if you stay out of trouble?? Probably not!! lmao. And telling you to stay out of trouble is like telling a dog not to lick its ass...

How dare you compare me to a dog licking its own ass!!! Normally, I'd say something kinky, but fuck that... I'm not into bestiality. And don't fret, I'll stay out of trouble...


I'll be hiking, so I'll be away from stupid people. hahaa!! Love you, Big Cans Kimberly.

 

[bikinibound]

Awww... you know I'm just fucking with you... however, if you really want to get my name tattoed on your titties make sure to put my phone number also. Those jugs are so big it would be GREAT advertisement for me.

What makes you think lots of people see my boobs??

Ummm yah, you must have been tearing ass down the street, b/c no shit... it sounded like you were fucking humping in an air tunnel. Oh... so that's what 3-7 meant. Sheesh

Funny thing is--I forgot to put a bra on, and realized it before I got to the end of the driveway. So back into the house I went. Good thing, too--otherwise I'd have a couple of black eyes...lmao

How dare you compare me to a dog licking its own ass!!! Normally, I'd say something kinky, but fuck that... I'm not into bestiality. And don't fret, I'll stay out of trouble...

I'll be hiking, so I'll be away from stupid people. hahaa!! Love you, Big Cans Kimberly.

I still don't think you'll be able to stay out of trouble. I predict that some perv will accost you while you're hiking...and I don't mean Sean!! lmao

 

[MsGhettoBooty]

What makes you think lots of people see my boobs??

Fuck me... c'mon now.... you can see those things coming a block away before you even show up in the picture.

I still don't think you'll be able to stay out of trouble. I predict that some perv will accost you while you're hiking...and I don't mean Sean!! lmao

Bullshit. Ten bucks, if someone ever tried to accost me, they would run for the goddamn mountains. I'd switch it on them faster than they can yell "RAPE!!!" Sheryl= Accost-er not Accost-ee Would I be interested in them? Hell no.... Do I want to make them shit themselves and realize not all bitches will scream in terror when being accosted? Fuck yah, because that's how I roll, ma ma.

Just so you know, I decided to drive tomorrow morning. My ass is getting tired and I'm not going to slam into fucking Bambi's Mama on my way over there. (It's a 2 hr drive)

-Sheryl

 

[bikinibound]

Exercise for this week:
10/8—30 min circuit training Weight: 236
10/9—None Weight: 235.5
10/10—30min circuit training Weight:236
10/11—30 min 2 mile walk Weight: 235
10/12—30 min 2 mile walk w/running IT Weight: 236

Food for Friday:
Meal#1—oatmeal w/protein powder (295cal, 29g)
Meal#2—chicken sandwich on whole grain (239cal, 20g)
Meal#3—salad (182cal, 11g)
Meal#4—chicken breast w/broccoli and ½ potato (380cal, 49g)
Meal#5—granola bar (160cal, 4g), organic peanut butter (180cal, 7g)
Meal#6—yogurt (100cal, 5g)
Total: 1,536 calories, 56g fat 34%, 126g net carbs 33%, 124g protein 33%, 24g fiber

Well the grocery shopping is done and the house is void of Pringles and peanut butter cups. And I would just like to mention that they were both on sale and I still passed them up..hahaha.

Laundry is done, house is vacuumed, groceries are put away, dishes are clean. Aaahh...it's a nice feeling.

Tomorrow I have to get my ass up early and go to my gym to get weighed and measured for the beginning of our contest. Plus I have to work out. Then I have to shower and get my ass to the office from 1-5 (so I'm gonna be missing out on a few football games--oh well). And then I'll go home and watch football the rest of the night...lmao. So that's my Saturday. Pretty boring, eh?

 

[hickgurltx]

-Hope yer havin' a great day! {Sounds pretty dern busy!}

Glad you got your errands/cleaning/laundry done..That is a good feeling!

Enjoy football tonight!

****

I'm a traitor in my family.. They are all Dallas Cowboy fans and I'm a HUGE **Steelers** Fan! I have loved them since a lil girl!!

My dad used to make my mom take me out bc even at like 4-yrs.-old I'd root for the Steelers..

I get a lot of dirty looks around town as well bc of all my Super Bowl shirts I wear..

Man, they are doin' great right now to! *WOOT!*

~~~

Have A Great Weekend!

*Stacy

 

[bikinibound]

What a rebel you are, Stacy..lol.

Well, I'm sitting here at my office trying to avoid giving in to the cheesecake that's calling to me from the fridge (I LOVE cheesecake!) while listening to the Michigan game on the radio. They are kicking Purdue's ass!! Currently 48-7!! Woohoo!

I started a Christmas Challenge idea thread in the Challenges section. Please stop by and offer up any ideas you might have if you're interested in joining.

Weight was 233.5 this morning--so back to my lowest. According to the measurements taken at the gym this am I gained an inch in my bust!! lmao That's funny since I last had measurements done in July and I've lost 8lbs since then. My gym owner says it's probably due to increased firmness in that area--woohoo!! I hope to God she's right!!

 

[bikinibound]

Well, Purdue made a slight comeback against the Mich 2nd and 3rd string right at the end, but Mich pulled it off 48-21--Woohoo!!

Gave in and had a small piece of cheesecake--300calories--not too bad. It was well worth it---yummy as hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, I am all excited b/c we found a way for my NC buyers to buy a 350K house before selling theirs in NC! So I just faxed the offer to them to sign a few minutes ago. They are coming up here Tues afternoon to look at the house in person. If all goes well, I might be making a trip to see some of you East Coast people in mid to late November. Keep your fingers, toes and eyes crossed for me on this one!!! I shouldn't even be putting this in here for fear of jinxing it!!!!!!!!

I love this weather--58 degrees and sunny. This is the autumn weather I've been waiting for. Too bad I'm stuck here in the office all afternoon..lol. I don't care if this offer goes through!

 

[maleficent]

Weight was 233.5 this morning--so back to my lowest. According to the measurements taken at the gym this am I gained an inch in my bust!! lmao That's funny since I last had measurements done in July and I've lost 8lbs since then. My gym owner says it's probably due to increased firmness in that area--woohoo!! I hope to God she's right!!

it could also be a different bra too - measuring across the bust you might not get the same measurements regularly - across the chest (above the fleshy booby part) is where you should see real changes - that and waist...

but nice goin on the 8lbs and your owner seemed to think that the inch was no big deal so woo hoo for you! I'd hope they had some clue as to what they were talking about.

 

[bikinibound]

it could also be a different bra too - measuring across the bust you might not get the same measurements regularly - across the chest (above the fleshy booby part) is where you should see real changes - that and waist...

but nice goin on the 8lbs and your owner seemed to think that the inch was no big deal so woo hoo for you! I'd hope they had some clue as to what they were talking about.

OMG!! Was that support and encouragement from you?? Yeah, I asked about the bra--and she said it could be that as well...but I like to think it's increased firmness...

 

[maleficent]

at no point did I ever say I wouldn't encourage or support others - and I do on a regular basis -

I only want it for myself when I ask for it...

 

[bikinibound]

at no point did I ever say I wouldn't encourage or support others - and I do on a regular basis -

I only want it for myself when I ask for it...

I was just teasing, ya know. So you feel it's better to give than to receive? Gay men think like that, too...

 

[maleficent]

most of the gay guys i know are pretty selfish - i could poll the creative floor when i get to the office on monday - it's be a large sample -most of them are all about receiving...

and you're comparing me to a gay man now? gay men have fashion sense - I have none.. Gay men can generally tell the difference between shades of colors -I'm happy with a crayola 6 pack - 64 colors is a waste on me. gay men generally odn't like sports... that leaves me out... Hmmmm.. so not gay that's me... the only thing we have in common is being exclusively into dick...

first i get the maxine comparison - where you think i'm an old, curler wearing, bathrobe wearing, smoking, ugly crankpot - my hair is naturally curly - i wouldn't know what to do with curlers - and I quit smoking 15 years ago - but the ugly and old are pretty much true I just havnet found a bathrobe yet i like...

I so feel the love in this forum

 

[bikinibound]

most of the gay guys i know are pretty selfish - i could poll the creative floor when i get to the office on monday - it's be a large sample -most of them are all about receiving...

and you're comparing me to a gay man now? gay men have fashion sense - I have none.. Gay men can generally tell the difference between shades of colors -I'm happy with a crayola 6 pack - 64 colors is a waste on me. gay men generally odn't like sports... that leaves me out... Hmmmm.. so not gay that's me... the only thing we have in common is being exclusively into dick...

first i get the maxine comparison - where you think i'm an old, curler wearing, bathrobe wearing, smoking, ugly crankpot - my hair is naturally curly - i wouldn't know what to do with curlers - and I quit smoking 15 years ago - but the ugly and old are pretty much true I just havnet found a bathrobe yet i like...

I so feel the love in this forum

Awww...I don't mean to make you feel bad--I'm trying to make you laugh. Guess I'm failing miserably. The Maxine comparison was purely personality-wise--not that you look like her. She doesn't like people either, yet she's quite witty. That's how I think of you--a younger, more beautiful version. But still crabby...

I was told by a gay man that it's better to give than to receive. I don't think I'd like receiving it up the ass, either.

 

[niapage]

Ok Bikini I am copying and pasting a comment from my diary about the dan and roseann conor stuff and after reading the comments above it weird the episode I chose for my FAVE Halloween 1 lol!

BIKINI Omg I love Dan Roseann,Becky,Darlene(my fave),DJ,Jackie
I watch reruns after reruns,I love the BESTTTTTTTTTTTT is the GAY Halloween Lol where they get ROSEANN.I love COACH to we named our son
Hayden after Hayden fox,the older shows were much funnier.

Roseann usually has like a 24 hour marathon with ALL the halloween episodes. Have a great day and Keep up the great work,you are so far from 277 there in NO going back! Tammy

 

[maleficent]

don't think I'd like receiving it up the ass, either.

hey with the right lubricant and partner or toy- don't knock it til...

oh nevermind...

 

[bikinibound]

hey with the right lubricant and partner or toy- don't knock it til...

oh nevermind...

LMAO!!

Well, now I've gone and eaten some frickin' pizza... Only 2 slices, though. My cals are currently 1,557--so not too bad. Nothing but fruit and veggies for me the rest of the night..lol.

 

[hickgurltx]

My dinner is a cookin'..

Had ta pop in a give ya some smoochies!

Congrat's on bein' back to your lowest thus far..



Hope yer night is going well.

 

[bikinibound]

Exercise for this week:
10/8—30 min circuit training Weight: 236
10/9—None Weight: 235.5
10/10—30min circuit training Weight:236
10/11—30 min 2 mile walk Weight: 235
10/12—30 min 2 mile walk w/running IT Weight: 236
10/13—30 min circuit training Weight: 233.5

Food for Saturday:
Meal#1—3 strips bacon, 4 sausage links, 1 egg, 1 slice whole grain toast (562cal, 32g)
Meal#2—Lean Gourmet roasted red pepper spaghetti (270cal, 9g)
Meal#3—cheesecake (309cal, 8g)
Meal#4—2 slices pizza (416cal, 19g)
Meal#5—apple (81cal)
Total: 1,638 calories, 84g fat 47%, 145g net carbs 35%, 69g protein 17%, 12g fiber

Well, my fat/carb/protein percentages are all out of wack today, but my calories are where I want them to be. An interesting thing I found out when I got my BMI calculated at the gym was that I have 90lbs of fat on me--So if my BMI was zero, I would weigh 143lbs according to this. So this has me wondering if I will be too thin at 168. I might be where I want to be at 175. I'll guess I won't know until I get there. Notice I say until and not if...lol.

Another day of college football upsets. Yeeha! #1LSU lost, as did #2California. So now Ohio St. will be the new #1 Damn Fuckeyes!! I console myself by thinking that they won't be #1 anymore when Mich beats them on Nov. 17th and wins the Big Ten Championship, sending them to the Rose Bowl again. and ruining the Fuckeyes chance at an NC title..muuuuhhhaaaa... I'm curious to see if Mich will be ranked in the new poll.