BikiniBound's Diary

[tropicalgirl]

Yah, that thought did cross my mind!! However, after I was done at the office I went to the McD's drive thru and got me some fries..lmao. KFC's are sooo much better imo, though. OH well. Then I went to the supermarket and bought all kinds of healthy shit..haha.

I am having a rotten morning. The offer I wrote the other day isn't going to happen b/c althought the listing sheet says the sellers will entertain offers between $79,900-99,860, they owe $85K, so that is a big fat LIE!! It looks like we won't be able to work out a counter my buyers can afford. So I guess we move on to the next house. This is the 2nd offer I've written for these people. The thing I hate about houses under $100K is that you usually have to work twice as hard as you do for a 300K house, and yet you get paid diddly since it's commission based. BB is ready to go back to Korea. And don't think I haven't been looking at job postings there..lol

Oh, and the offer I have to write tonight is VA owned so the listing agent just emailed me all these VA forms we have to fill out in addition to the standard ones!! OMFG! This is gonna take forever.

And I'm sitting here eating watermelon instead of chocolate, which just adds to my shitty ass mood...hahaha

That sucks BB, hope things get better soon.

 

[bikinibound]

Damn.... you went from KFCs to McDs for facking fries?? Holy shit... I can just imagine you when you start having cravings when you're pregnant. When that does happen make sure the H has the following on hand:

1. Cash in the car.
2. Gas in the tank.
3. Map of every goddamn fast food joint in MI
4. Sleeping bag and pillow.... in case his ass fails to get you what you want within the 15 minute deadline--> that way sleeping in the car isn't so bad. HA!
Puhleese! You think MY H would do that?? That is really funny. Anyway, what makes you think he'll be the father of my children?? lmao.
Sorry to hear about the offers, doll. I'm hoping things will turn around. Now go finish up them horrid VA forms while munching on watermelon, lady.

-Sheryl

Oh, and I have a sore throat, so that makes me crabby too. I just wanna go home and go to bed. But that won't be happening today.

 

[bikinibound]

Time to start dieting again, huh.

Hehehehe.

Morning lovely one.

Awww...thanks honey. You just made my crabby ass smile.

 

[MidGaGuy]

Aww , it sounds like you and Jenna might have had the same tests yesterday! Yours was the Drive Thru Gods tho *L* I'm like Sheryl, that mighta been a sign for you to leave those fries with the Colonel *L* If you get a small order of fries every now and then it won't be the end of the world though. Just have to account for it somewhere else to make up for it.
I hope this other house comes thru for ya. I'll keep my fingers crossed!

 

[Boam46]

Hey there leader of the pervettes,

Sorry the last day or so hasn't been the greatest. Hopfully this VA offer will go through... I can see how Korea is looking better and better. These damn offers have to be soo frustrating!

Some HUGS to help make you feel better...hopefully.

 

[bikinibound]

Hey there leader of the pervettes,

Sorry the last day or so hasn't been the greatest. Hopfully this VA offer will go through... I can see how Korea is looking better and better. These damn offers have to be soo frustrating!

Some HUGS to help make you feel better...hopefully.

Thanks darlin'. I love you too, you know that. Yeah, Korea is looking mighty tempting atm. H and I could get jobs at a junior college working only 7months a year and getting paid $55K per year (between the two of us). And that is only teaching about 20hrs per week. Housing is provided for free, so it's a really good deal. We could save tons of money over two years and then buy a B&B. But probably not an S&M B&B...lmao. Sorry, Sheryl and Steve.

 

[ellebelle1]

Hi Kimberly!
Just wanted to stop by and see how things are going.
KFC fries=deliiiiiish! Now you've got me craving them! lol. luckily for me too that kfc is definitely way too far away to cave in.
Sorry about all those damn extra papers you gotta do, ick!
Hope your weigh in tomorrow goes well, as I won't be able to find out til later on tomorrow.
take care hun
xoxox

 

[bikinibound]

Hi Kimberly!
Just wanted to stop by and see how things are going.
KFC fries=deliiiiiish! Now you've got me craving them! lol. luckily for me too that kfc is definitely way too far away to cave in.
Sorry about all those damn extra papers you gotta do, ick!
Hope your weigh in tomorrow goes well, as I won't be able to find out til later on tomorrow.
take care hun
xoxox

Good luck on the weigh in, yourself! Yeah, I think Wendy's fries are my fav, though. I like 'em fat and juicy...hahahah. Well, I love the KFC steak fries. Those are delish.

 

[MsGhettoBooty]

We could save tons of money over two years and then buy a B&B. But probably not an S&M B&B...lmao. Sorry, Sheryl and Steve.

You know.... why do you feel the need to "finger bang" (South Park) my emotions like that? Sheesh... I already had the shackle wall paper and latex drapes ordered. My dreams are completely shattered.....

I like 'em fat and juicy...hahahah.

Pardon me while my mind wanders to a whole new perverted dimension.

-Sheryl

 

[Boam46]

Thanks darlin'. I love you too, you know that. Yeah, Korea is looking mighty tempting atm. H and I could get jobs at a junior college working only 7months a year and getting paid $55K per year (between the two of us). And that is only teaching about 20hrs per week. Housing is provided for free, so it's a really good deal. We could save tons of money over two years and then buy a B&B. But probably not an S&M B&B...lmao. Sorry, Sheryl and Steve.

Now that's some planning! H up for it at all? Sounds like a good deal to me

Pardon me while my mind wanders to a whole new perverted dimension.

-Sheryl

My mind wandered too...

 

[bikinibound]

Exercise for this week:
9/17--30min circuit training
9/18—65min walk 4 miles
9/19—30min circuit training
9/20—30min circuit training
9/21—30min free weights

Food for Friday
Meal#1—bowl of oatmeal with ½cup 2%milk (375cal)
Meal#2—bowl of watermelon (50cal)
Meal#3—chicken breast with tomato and broccoli (350cal)
Meal#4—ground beef, elbow macaroni, cheese (720cal)
Meal#5—apple (80cal), 2 choc covered dried cherries (30cal)
Meal#6—2 wasa crisps w/veggie cream cheese (180cal)
Total: 1,785cals (that's probably about 1/2 what I have been eating the last week..lol)

Sorry to crush your S&M B&B dreams, Sheryl..lol You'll have to put latex drapes in your own bedroom--just make sure to coordinate them with your stripper pole and handcuff wallpaper..

Yeah, it sounds like a great plan. I told H about it tonight. Got a lukewarm reaction. But he's always like that whenever I propose something new. He hates change--even if the status quo sucks ass. He has to have time to warm up to it.

 

[Boam46]

Sorry your H wasn't very receptive to the idea... maybe it'll grow on him.

Your exercise this week looks great!

The S&M B&B is looking like a good idea...a B&B to serve the freaky perv in all of us... We could even probably come up with some really catchy slogans for TV commercials LOL

Hope you had a happy Friday!
Lots of Love

 

[AmbaLove]

So why can't you have the best of both worlds? A nice, classy B&B for all the "normal" guests and a "kinky" suite for the VIP's from the WLF.

 

[MsGhettoBooty]

Sorry to crush your S&M B&B dreams, Sheryl..lol You'll have to put latex drapes in your own bedroom--just make sure to coordinate them with your stripper pole and handcuff wallpaper..

Fantastic job with the free weights today, honey. Did you end up chest pressing the H for not warming up to your idea? hahaa! jk Also, put a flame under his ass... he needs it.

As for the S&M B&B, I bet you'd make a lot of money. Freaking perverts everywhere. Oh and as for the latex drapes... psssh... what makes you think my own personal "ninny bitch room" on this end doesn't have any already? Hmm... (and yah... I have a "ninny bitch room" here. LMAO!) I hope the weigh in went well.

The S&M B&B is looking like a good idea...a B&B to serve the freaky perv in all of us... We could even probably come up with some really catchy slogans for TV commercials LOL

Hmmm..... I can just picture it now....

"Call 1-800-BedNBeat.... Beating you whores.... behind closed doors...."

So why can't you have the best of both worlds? A nice, classy B&B for all the "normal" guests and a "kinky" suite for the VIP's from the WLF.

Wow, Amber... you're going to be head of marketing. hahaaaa!

-Sheryl

-Sheryl

 

[bikinibound]

Oh, you are all too funny!! LOL. The only prob is, I plan to have my future children living there, too. So how does mommy explain the S&M room to them??? I'm sure you'll have great ideas...lmao. Jenna, I loved your slogan idea!! How about "A room with a fetish for you?"

Yeah, H does need a fire lit under his ass...lol. And as soon as I sell a few houses, he's gonna get one!! haha.

The free weights were just some 5 and 10lb dumbells I have at home. I thought my arms would be killing me today b/c they were killing me last night when I finished, but today they are just a tiny bit sore.

Well, the weigh in this a.m. was as I expected--not good. 241.5lbs. So I gained 6lbs last week! I just hope that I can take it all off this week and keep going down from there. If not, I'm gonna be super frustrated. I'm also planning on kicking up my exercise this week. We'll see how it goes.

 

[tropicalgirl]

Well, the weigh in this a.m. was as I expected--not good. 241.5lbs. So I gained 6lbs last week! I just hope that I can take it all off this week and keep going down from there. If not, I'm gonna be super frustrated. I'm also planning on kicking up my exercise this week. We'll see how it goes.

Oh no! But at least now your body is reset and it should be a little easier to lose the weight you gained right? Kick up that excercise you can do it girl!

 

[Boam46]

Oh, you are all too funny!! LOL. The only prob is, I plan to have my future children living there, too. So how does mommy explain the S&M room to them??? I'm sure you'll have great ideas...lmao. Jenna, I loved your slogan idea!! How about "A room with a fetish for you?"

You just have to make a part of the B&B off-limits to them... You can find a creative way. PJ and I plan on having a "secret room"... or at the very least one you need like 50,000 combinations to get into!

Well, the weigh in this a.m. was as I expected--not good. 241.5lbs. So I gained 6lbs last week! I just hope that I can take it all off this week and keep going down from there. If not, I'm gonna be super frustrated. I'm also planning on kicking up my exercise this week. We'll see how it goes.

Hopefully this week it'll all just drop off! Kick up that exercise and get back to healthy eating and those 6 + will just drop off of ya!

Lots of Love

 

[MsGhettoBooty]

Bah.... bugger the weight gained. Hmmmm I bet half of that's water... yah... I'm sticking to that idea. haha You'll get rid of it, honey. Time to get focused, because don't forget... our fine asses need to be svelte for the Amazing Race.. so we can flash local men our American tits. LMAO LOL!

-Sheryl

 

[bikinibound]

Bah.... bugger the weight gained. Hmmmm I bet half of that's water... yah... I'm sticking to that idea. haha You'll get rid of it, honey. Time to get focused, because don't forget... our fine asses need to be svelte for the Amazing Race.. so we can flash local men our American tits. LMAO LOL!

-Sheryl

Aah, you girls always crack me up! I'm working on it. So far I've been a very good girl. After the Mich game I'm gonna go for a walk. Here's what I've eaten so far:

Meal#1—1 egg, 1 slice whole grain toast, 4strips bacon, smart balance spread (465cal)
Meal#2—bowl of watermelon—(50cal)
Meal#3—sliced deli roast beef (80cal), 3 slices swiss cheese (165cal)
Meal#4—salad w/sliced turkey, tomato, cukes, cilantro and feta(370cal), granola bar (120cal)
Total: 1250cals

Don't worry, Sheryl. We'll be flashing our boobs to foreign men before you know it!! Just imagine all the free taxi rides we'll get...lmao.

I still don't see how I could hide the S&M B&B from the kids as they get older--I'd have it adverstised on the website..lol. Plus their friends' parents would think we were bad. And then again, maybe their parents would be frequent guests...lmao. I could always have the S&M B&B until the kids were old enough to start school. That would give me a few years of it, anyway..lol.

 

[Miss Ladybug]

OMGOSH!!!!!! Don't move out of the country!! Move to OKC and open one with me!! I'm a B&B Freak!! I stay in a B&B every time I travel, and we have stayed in some great ones! Actually the last one we stayed at was in Eureka Springs Arkansas, OH YEAH!! It was BEAUTIFUL!! the couple that owned it were retired college professors and the guy was a chef before he was a teacher, so needless to say the breakfast every morning that was brought out to our deck was to die for!!! fresh fruit piled a mile high, all kinds, and oh my word the mouth watering baked french toast, YIKES!! We will certainly go back and stay there in a few months, it wasn't even that expensive I think it cost us 130.00 a night and we stayed three nights. It was worth every cent. If I can help it, I'll never stay in another hotel, motel or Holiday Inn again!! Well, enough blah,blah about how much I like B&B's lol, I guess it's helping me stay off the topic of saying crap! I was hoping your scaled showed you mercy this week, well you did say it was a blown week for you, and that your ready to rock and roll again next week so I'm sure that few pounds will be BYE BYE by the time you weigh in again next weekend. I KNOW IT WILL!! I'll throw some MOJO your way for good will power and an awesome weightloss for next time!! Are you watching football??? I know I keep going back and forth, several good games on right now. Well, I hope your day is a good one and I'll try and check back later.
CHOW BABES!
Kim