BikiniBound's Diary

Hello hello BB,

Just thought I'd drop by after reading CCM's diary- had to check what all the commotion was about- haha, great video link posted on there! He doesn't look THAT bad...plus he's probably losing the weight making all these dance videos!
 
bikinibound said:
See, what's the point of having a blow up doll if there's no junk in the trunk?? lol Just give us a little time, and we'll hook you right up MJB...lol :rofl::rofl:
How do you like our idea of the remote control tongue??;)
Click to expand...

Where is the remote control tongue banter? What page? I get lost in this diary, way too fast it goes. Tell me, is this tongue attached to a hot aussie man? Now that would be something, if you could command him with your remote control. Ever since I watched AI, with Jude in it, I have been waiting for the invention of the love bot. That I have yet to see in the "adult stores." I saw a lot of remote other stuff though:rofl:.
 
MissJellyBelly said:
Where is the remote control tongue banter? What page? I get lost in this diary, way too fast it goes. Tell me, is this tongue attached to a hot aussie man? Now that would be something, if you could command him with your remote control. Ever since I watched AI, with Jude in it, I have been waiting for the invention of the love bot. That I have yet to see in the "adult stores." I saw a lot of remote other stuff though:rofl:.
Click to expand...

Well, I guess you can pretend that he's an Aussie..lmao. Read page 57--that is all about the remote control tongue...lol. Ha, if only we could command all men about everything with a remote control...:eek::rotflmao::rotflmao:
 
Boam46 said:
Hello my lovely pervettes... I'm here and alive... i actually broke out the book and studied today. I only got 2 questions wrong in a logic games section... it took me 45 minutes instead of only the 35 allowed but im getting there... Logic games is rough LOL... now i'm rambling and i'm sure you don't care.... But i'm alive!

I can't belive we've moved to "ivory soap" discussions.... tisk tisk tisk.... I'm actually proud:beating::rotflmao:
Click to expand...

Miss Pervy, I do NOT envy you with that LSAT bull shit. I hated the math type questions, though I sort of had fun testing my skills with the other sections (competing against myself to answer the questions right). Sort of pathetic but I sometimes enjoyed doing the practice bar exam questions too :rolleyes:. I will need to sit for the FL bar if I want to move there so I'll be doing questions and studying soon enough :(.
 
MissJellyBelly said:
Where is the remote control tongue banter? What page? I get lost in this diary, way too fast it goes. Tell me, is this tongue attached to a hot aussie man? Now that would be something, if you could command him with your remote control. Ever since I watched AI, with Jude in it, I have been waiting for the invention of the love bot. That I have yet to see in the "adult stores." I saw a lot of remote other stuff though:rofl:.
Click to expand...

OMG! Laughing my ass off right now! I love it, the remote control tongue is actually connected to a real person. LOL Jenna I hope your taking notes for the prototype. :rofl:
 
I wonder if the day will ever come when absolutely nothing sexual is discussed in this damn journal.

Hmmm....

:p

Morning.
 
Alright... a certain person, some guy, I knew way back when thought the best birthday present for me would be a toy. Okay... now this is no bullshit either... but it had a skin like texture and it had lips and a tongue. (KInd of like the Rolling Stones logo) However, the tongue stuck out and it would vibrate. Then to add to the fun it came with these thigh strappy thingies that you would slip on like panties... First off... that's just too much work for me. Secondly, it scared me out of being horny. LMAO!!! And needless to say, that's really amazing for me to go from "revving to go" to "curl up in a ball and cry" mode. And no... I never used it. I took it out of the box and said, "Oh.. that's nice..." made a weird face and tucked it back in there. It was regifted. LOL!!!!

-Sheryl
 
LOL Sheryl! Who the heck did you regift that to? Did they get any more use out of it? It does sound weird, but funny.
 
Hey BB! I see you pervs are still discussing the blow-up doll male prototype thingy. And I have to ask, have you ladies discussed the power issue? I mean, are you gonna plug that bad boy in the wall or should I invest in battery stock? ;) Let me know so I can retire early! :rofl:
 
Blancita said:
LOL Sheryl! Who the heck did you regift that to? Did they get any more use out of it? It does sound weird, but funny.
Click to expand...

That was a regift!!?? Oh well. I guess I shouldn't care when I've gotten so much pleasure out of it. Your loss, Sheryl--you biotch!! :rotflmao::rotflmao:
 
Blancita said:
LOL Sheryl! Who the heck did you regift that to? Did they get any more use out of it? It does sound weird, but funny.
Click to expand...

Ummmm a gf who claimed that her bf couldn't get her off and she never experienced an orgasm. LOL Hey... I was just trying to help a bitch out, hun. I mean I saw it this way... if it vibrates, it should work. LOL!!!

bikinibound said:
That was a regift!!?? Oh well. I guess I shouldn't care when I've gotten so much pleasure out of it. Your loss, Sheryl--you biotch!! :rotflmao::rotflmao:
Click to expand...

No way, man..... I swear, if you stared at it long enough, the damn thing would start singing "Big Bottom Girl." It was creepy... and not coming near my meow.

-Sheryl
 
bikinibound said:
Exercise for this week:
9/10--30min circuit training weight 236.5 (+1)
9/11—45min 3 mile walk weight 235 (new low)
9/12—40min circuit training weight 235.5 (+.5)

Food for Wednesday:
Meal#1—2 eggs, 3 sausage links (3g) (350cal)
Meal#2—salad w/deli roast beef and turkey, 1 roma tomato, cucumber, shredded cheese, balsamic vinaigrette (12g) (550cal) That salad rocked, btw!!
Meal#3—peanuts (5g) (250cal), 5 pringls (5g) (55cal)
Meal#4—2 hamburger patties with cheese (720cal)
25 total net carbs 1,925 total calories

I had no idea my calories were so high until I added them up. Oh well. I did well on the carbs at least. I cannot wait until Sat when i can carb load. I am so ready for that!!

Ha, tomorrow we are getting expanded cable. So i might not be on here as much...lol. ESPN--here I come....lmao. And history channel and nick at nite among others i am looking forward to getting.

Well, TLD is over, but what fun it was...lmao. Now BB is back to being a hetero again...at least until next wednesday. haha.
Click to expand...

You got it just so you can catch the Michigan - Notre Dame game huh ? *L*
:pumpkin::pumpkin:
 
Hey girl, I've been running around all day long so just checking in now on my looney friends :). How's The Diet going? Anymore movement on the scale or did you manage to hold off on weighing? Hope things are well with you :).
 
Exercise for this week:
9/10--30min circuit training weight 236.5 (+1)
9/11—45min 3 mile walk weight 235 (new low)
9/12—40min circuit training weight 235.5 (+.5)
9/13—44min 3 mile walk weight 236.5 (+1.5)

Food for Thursday:
Meal#1—salad w/pepperoni, shredded cheese, ½ tomato, cucumber, balsamic vinaigrette (8g) (620cal)
Meal#2—side salad (4g) (100cal), chicken veggie stirfry (6g) (500cal)
Meal#3—gatorade type drink (28g) (120cal)
Meal#4—chicken leg, green beans (3g) (120cal)
49g total net carbs 1,450 total calories

Well, the carbs went crazy today because of that damn drink. I drank the whole damn thing before I realized that I should check the nutrition label. Well, I about freaked when I saw how many carbs were in it. Oh well. What's done is done..lol.

I have felt tired and lethargic all fackin' day today. And I got 7.5hrs of sleep last night, so I don't think it's that. Maybe the low carbs are getting to me. Well, I'll be loading up on them come Saturday, so that should help if that's the problem.

I DID end up weighing myself. At first I said I wouldn't. But then curiosity got the best of me and I said, "fack it, I'm gonna do it anyway." I think I've become a scale whore!! hahaha Well, it said 236.5, so then I regretted it--just like a one night stand...haha:rotflmao::rotflmao:

Paul--Actually, the next 2 Michigan games are on ABC, so I won't need ESPN for that for awhile. But I'm watching the WVA-Maryland game on it right now..lol. And I got to watch Michigan Replay earlier on FoxSport and watch Lloyd Carr (Mich head coach for those who don't know) explain why they lost to Oregon last week...lol The real reason why we got expanded is b/c the bastard cable company took our Turner Classic Movies off the basic basic cable. As my parents and H and I love that channel and watch it all the time, we caved and got expanded. Dammit--BB needs her Carey Grant/Gregory Peck fix...lmbo.:rotflmao::rotflmao:
 
I'm a scale whore too! hahah. I regret looking daily as well. :(

Especially seeing as my weight fluctuates A LOT during my period week... which sadly enough is this one. I have SUCH a hard time losing that 1 damn week a month.
 
Just dropping in to say that I love you and your kimchee loving ass. Don't frett that damn evil scale.... you're doing well, honey. :hug2: Well pardon me, I'm off to throw "I Touch Myself" in a loop and dream of "titties." Ciao, bella....

-Sheryl
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top