bikinibound
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Sending lezbo love right back!Hope you have a great day.
Thanks, darlin'! You gobbling down those apples? I would love to see you in a bobbing for apples competition. I'd bet all my life savings on you winning...


Sending lezbo love right back!Hope you have a great day.


Thanks, darlin'! You gobbling down those apples? I would love to see you in a bobbing for apples competition. I'd bet all my life savings on you winning...![]()

Well, I guess the scale has a mind of its own b/c it said 235.5--+.5--today. Not terrible at all, but I would have preferred that it go down dooby doo down down. Ha! If my scale went down as much as I do, I'd be all set!!![]()
Oh you devilish little slut! HA! Oh, how I adore thee. LMAO!! Don't frett the scale.. take a dump.
-Sheryl



Good afternoon bonita.![]()

I thought of you and Jenna especially when I wrote that b/c I knew you two pervs would appreciate it...
I did take a dump! TMI story: I took a laxative two nights ago and last night while I was out for my walk, it finally kicked in. Needless to say, that last mile was walked with butt cheeks clenched, and at a pretty quick pace!!!![]()
Awww we were in your thoughts? How sweet... I don't guzzle the "ivory soap," mama. I told you that last night. Nor do I like getting "beat with a roll of yarn." LMAO!!! TMI WARNING:Who says I guzzle the ivory soap?? You can wash the dish without swallowing the soap!! haha
TMI. I can't believe we're having this discussion....Who am I kidding? I sooo can believe it.
As for the laxative story... niiiiiicccceeeeeee. I had that happen to me when I was walking a month or so ago. Not laxative induced... just well, full of shit. LOL Girlfriend talk about running my ass a good 2 miles to McDonalds. OOOOoOOOoOoh Lord...
-Sheryl
LOL! That's what happens when you're so full of it, I guess.Where is Jenna today? I guess she's absorbed with the designing of our "stallion."...that would be much more fun for her than studying for the LSAT.
LOL! That's what happens when you're so full of it, I guess.Where is Jenna today? I guess she's absorbed with the designing of our "stallion."...that would be much more fun for her than studying for the LSAT.


Well... I didn't say that you guzzle it either. Sheesh.... then again... you are on a low carb diet. LMAO jk! You're a horribly, twisted woman... c'mere so I can beat you with my roll of yarn.well, ok, but only since it's TLD. You better hurry up, though, you've only got a few hours left! Ow! Harder! is that all you've got?! Harder, dammit! ow! ow! aaah...
As for Jenna girl, I bet that perv's busy with PJ studying.... the male body. Yummmy... LOL Also.. are you sure you want to name that thing "the stallion?" I keep picturing horrible images in my mind. LOL
-Sheryl
Hello my lovely pervettes... I'm here and alive... i actually broke out the book and studied today. I only got 2 questions wrong in a logic games section... it took me 45 minutes instead of only the 35 allowed but im getting there... Logic games is rough LOL... now i'm rambling and i'm sure you don't care.... But i'm alive!
I can't belive we've moved to "ivory soap" discussions.... tisk tisk tisk.... I'm actually proud![]()

Okay okay.... this is for all my pervettes. Bust out the WLF money, ladies!
-Sheryl
PS I can so picture myself jumping on him and dancing! Also.. check out the "censors." LMAO!!!
YouTube - Fat Guy Dancing (censored man boobies) To "Me So Horny"
-Sheryl


Okay okay.... this is for all my pervettes. Bust out the WLF money, ladies!
-Sheryl
PS I can so picture myself jumping on him and dancing! Also.. check out the "censors." LMAO!!!
YouTube - Fat Guy Dancing (censored man boobies) To "Me So Horny"
-Sheryl
Are you trying to give Paul some ideas? lmao. I'm sure Paul is waaay cuter than that guy, though.And Sheryl, I could totally see you bumping and grinding with that guy!!!
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ivory soap , well there is a name I've never heard it called before *L*![]()

