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I was in the supermarket and passed the zucchini and did start giggling... we truly are sick twisted girls!!!:rotflmao:

Yes, when I said, "we" I meant you, Sheryl and me. The sick, twisted triumverate...lmbo:rotflmao:

Oh, and I should've known that you like it spice-ay as well!

OMG, I am watching MadTV right now, and I am laughing so hard, tears are running down my face..:rotflmao: They are totally spoofing Survivor, and it is fackin' hilarious. I've watched MadTV before, and it's never been this funny.:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
 
I've recently started MadTV re-runs on comedy central... some skits really crack me up like crazy... some episodes are dry though... I guess its the luck of the draw!
 
I love that you count a bit of peanut butter as a meal. Makes me feel ok about the fact that my lunch today was a weight watchers fudgesicle...
 
I love that you count a bit of peanut butter as a meal. Makes me feel ok about the fact that my lunch today was a weight watchers fudgesicle...

Well, I'm eating 5-6 small "meals" per day, so even though some of them would technically be called "snacks", I refer to them as meals.

Amber, I think you and I are the wlf late night ladies. Does that make us ladies of the night?? :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
 
Sure! Although, I start back to work Monday so my night time frolicking will have to be confined to fridays and saturdays.
 
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Damn real jobs screw with everyone's life:rotflmao:


Us hot legal college chicks have it made! Woot!

OMGosh- that sounds like barely legal and girls gone wild. Opps. What I meant was, us legal-studying college chicks. *wink*
 
Hey hun, thanks for your concern about my food intake. It's really been on my mind since you mentioned it. I'm not trying to eat to little. And I am trying to eat better. It's just hard to beat 24 years of eating what you please. I'm going to search for that Curves book as we discussed before. :hug2:
 
Well, I was a complete lazy ass this morning. I slept until my alarm went off at 10:30 and then fell back asleep for another hour. The I had to get my ass in gear b/c I had to be at my office by noon! Talk about scrambling like a madwoman. I don't know why I was so tired. Hmm...maybe it's because I didn't get to sleep until nearly 4am...lol

Anyway, I didn't get any housecleaning done this am, so I'm annoyed with myself over that. And I haven't exercised since Friday, so I'm feeling like I need to get that done as well. I'm stuck here until 4, and then going home to do some of the housework and get a walk in (along with a shower) before my girlfriend arrives at 6:30. We're going out for dinner. Probably my last girls' night out before H comes back Tuesday.

Called him last night to have a chat. He wasn't there, so I ended up talking to my mother-in-law again. She is going to miss having her son around b/c he is so good about doing "manly" things around the house for her (she's a widow). I felt like saying to her, "you can keep him if you want!" lol I'm so bad. Actually, I must give him credit, bc when those type of things need to be done, he does them without being told. I never have to nag him to take out the garbage, or wash the cars, etc. He will climb up on the roof and clean out the gutters on his own inititive. Maybe I'm an idiot for thinking about divorcing him. How many men do that? And then again, how many men would live with their in-laws for over 5yrs and not do whatever it took to get the hell out of there? Sigh. I have a sinking feeling I'm just going to cave in, and that scares the hell out of me. I often just give in b/c it's easier in the short term. Ha! I've been "giving in" for 5yrs. I often "cave in" when we have arguemnts, too. I cannot stand discord. I need to snap out of it and get that sassy, stubborn side of me back! It's in there somewhere. lmbo :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

There is a very good chance I'll be cleaning that lady's house for free...lmbo. :rotflmao: Why the hell did I agree to that bet? What kind of moron bets against their own marriage?? I must have been smoking crack at the time!:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
 
Hey hun, thanks for your concern about my food intake. It's really been on my mind since you mentioned it. I'm not trying to eat to little. And I am trying to eat better. It's just hard to beat 24 years of eating what you please. I'm going to search for that Curves book as we discussed before. :hug2:

Honey, if I can beat 35yrs of eating what I pleased--you certainly can beat 24. You just have to make up your mind to do it. I made excuses for years. But now I don't allow myself to make them--not for eating and exercising, anyway...lol And I'm working hard on the other areas..lol You CAN do it--but only if you put your mind to it seriously.:) :hug2:
 
Hmm...I think that would be more trouble than it's worth. Kinda like Paul driving/flying all the way up here for that lol. Are there no men in Michigan on this forum???:jump: :rotflmao:

Have camera , will travel ? Wha? :eek: *L*
I think Jenna has the easiest solution , self Timer function !:cool:
 
Well, I was a complete lazy ass this morning. I slept until my alarm went off at 10:30 and then fell back asleep for another hour. The I had to get my ass in gear b/c I had to be at my office by noon! Talk about scrambling like a madwoman. I don't know why I was so tired. Hmm...maybe it's because I didn't get to sleep until nearly 4am...lol

Anyway, I didn't get any housecleaning done this am, so I'm annoyed with myself over that. And I haven't exercised since Friday, so I'm feeling like I need to get that done as well. I'm stuck here until 4, and then going home to do some of the housework and get a walk in (along with a shower) before my girlfriend arrives at 6:30. We're going out for dinner. Probably my last girls' night out before H comes back Tuesday.

Called him last night to have a chat. He wasn't there, so I ended up talking to my mother-in-law again. She is going to miss having her son around b/c he is so good about doing "manly" things around the house for her (she's a widow). I felt like saying to her, "you can keep him if you want!" lol I'm so bad. Actually, I must give him credit, bc when those type of things need to be done, he does them without being told. I never have to nag him to take out the garbage, or wash the cars, etc. He will climb up on the roof and clean out the gutters on his own inititive. Maybe I'm an idiot for thinking about divorcing him. How many men do that? And then again, how many men would live with their in-laws for over 5yrs and not do whatever it took to get the hell out of there? Sigh. I have a sinking feeling I'm just going to cave in, and that scares the hell out of me. I often just give in b/c it's easier in the short term. Ha! I've been "giving in" for 5yrs. I often "cave in" when we have arguemnts, too. I cannot stand discord. I need to snap out of it and get that sassy, stubborn side of me back! It's in there somewhere. lmbo :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

There is a very good chance I'll be cleaning that lady's house for free...lmbo. :rotflmao: Why the hell did I agree to that bet? What kind of moron bets against their own marriage?? I must have been smoking crack at the time!:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You burn a good bit of calories sleeping though , just remember that ! But 4 am ? Ohh I'm so not gonna ask *L*

As for your situation . At the end of the day , YOU have to be happy with yourself . Maybe you aren't ready to make the choice one way or another what you want to do yet . Maybe you need a little more time to decide. Don't rush into a divorce if you are not sure yet. Also don't make like everything is all better either if it's not yet. There is no timetable on the rest of your life. Just take it one day at a time and see where it leads you. :hug2:
 
You burn a good bit of calories sleeping though , just remember that ! But 4 am ? Ohh I'm so not gonna ask *L*

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Can't she just have a late night... does it have to be something naughty?....well.... we are talking about Kimberly....I guess you're right not to as:rotflmao:

As for your situation . At the end of the day , YOU have to be happy with yourself . Maybe you aren't ready to make the choice one way or another what you want to do yet . Maybe you need a little more time to decide. Don't rush into a divorce if you are not sure yet. Also don't make like everything is all better either if it's not yet. There is no timetable on the rest of your life. Just take it one day at a time and see where it leads you. :hug2:

That looks like some really good advice Paul!!

Are you having a good day Kimberly?
 
You burn a good bit of calories sleeping though , just remember that ! But 4 am ? Ohh I'm so not gonna ask *L*

Believe me, I wish I could say I was up that late doing something incredibly naughty. However, I was a perfect angel. :newangel: lmbo I am just a night owl. That is all.

As for your situation . At the end of the day , YOU have to be happy with yourself . Maybe you aren't ready to make the choice one way or another what you want to do yet . Maybe you need a little more time to decide. Don't rush into a divorce if you are not sure yet. Also don't make like everything is all better either if it's not yet. There is no timetable on the rest of your life. Just take it one day at a time and see where it leads you. :hug2:

Yes, I'm not ready to make a decision, which is why hubby is coming back Tuesday. We'll get some counselling, and see where it goes from there. But I am not giving him forever--he's getting about 2 months, and if I'm not satisfied, then it's over. I've already wasted more than enough time. Thanks for the hugs and advice, dear. I know you know what it's like.:)
 
That looks like some really good advice Paul!!

Are you having a good day Kimberly?

Not fantastic, not horrible. Just in between. But if someone walked through the door and said they wanted to buy a $500k house, that would turn my day into a fabulous one! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
 
Not fantastic, not horrible. Just in between. But if someone walked through the door and said they wanted to buy a $500k house, that would turn my day into a fabulous one! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Would they have to actually be able to get a mortage:rotflmao: Because I could walk in and say it for you... but no bank would give me a mortgage :rotflmao:
 
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