BikiniBound's Diary

I say wear the miniskirt. Skip the fake tanner. Get some thigh highs held up by a garter belt and borrow Sheryl's ho heels. Then, make him agree to counseling before letting him touch.
 
bikinibound said:
So lesbian day is tomorrow, huh? I'd better stay away from Jenna!:rotflmao:

Paul--Now why would you think I like a little :boxing: ? lmbo I don't know what would give you that impression. I've always thought of myself as a perfect :newangel: !!!!

Well the weigh-in--which is a dailiy occurance, so it's not a huge deal. However, I was slightly annoyed that it said 237.5. So nothing has changed except that I've lost the last .5lb that I gained last week. Grr...So I guess that is so-so news. I'm back to where I started. :doh:

I've been quite devoted today. I was the devoted granddaughter and took my grandma to lunch and her weekly hair appointment (one of the few priviledges of being an old lady). Then I've been the devoted daughter, doing craploads of my parents' laundry b/d my mother can't go up and down the basement stairs. And the devoted wife cleaning the house so that my neatfreak husband won't get the shits when he walks through the door...:rotflmao:

He called me from L.A. earlier. He was nice, and we had a nice conversation like our last one never happened. Aagghh!:confused:

Well, I've got five hours of freedom left..lol And I still haven't decided what I'm gonna wear to the airport. I just don't have that many sexy clothes that I can fit into. Once I started putting on weight, everything I bought was loose and baggy to hide the fat--ha! Like that really works..lmbo. So I don't really have any hoochy mama clothes that fit. :mad: I am soo not a fashionista. Maybe I'll just show up in sweats! haha:rotflmao:
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.5 lost is better than .5 gained so WooHoo!
I can't really imagine why you would like a lil spanky spank but it was just a hunch:rotflmao:

You could always go to the airport in the classic "long black overcoat with nothing on underneath!" :D
 
Hmmm....Amber and Paul you both have some interesting ideas. Well, I have no ho heels--at least not ones that don't make my feet numb after 5 minutes. And I also have no garter belt (that fits), and it's too damn hot to wear thigh highs. So I might wear the mini, but it will be bare legged.

The long overcoat with nothing underneath (which I already did before-ha! You know I'm naughty) would look a bit strange in all this warm weather..lol

I'm still thinking sweats would be incredibly comfortable (even if not sexy)--and he is a sweats kind of guy, too (he lives in them), so he could hardly fault me...lol
 
bikinibound said:
So lesbian day is tomorrow, huh? I'd better stay away from Jenna!

Nu-uh you have to watch out for Sheryl... its her lesbian day!:rolleyes:

Paul--Now why would you think I like a little :boxing: ? lmbo I don't know what would give you that impression. I've always thought of myself as a perfect !!!!

:rotflmao: oo0ooo yea ... you look up innocense in the dictionary and there's a picture of Kimberly:rotflmao:

Well the weigh-in--which is a dailiy occurance, so it's not a huge deal. However, I was slightly annoyed that it said 237.5. So nothing has changed except that I've lost the last .5lb that I gained last week. Grr...So I guess that is so-so news. I'm back to where I started.

Its .5 down and you didn't gain... its good news:hug2:

I've been quite devoted today. I was the devoted granddaughter and took my grandma to lunch and her weekly hair appointment (one of the few priviledges of being an old lady). Then I've been the devoted daughter, doing craploads of my parents' laundry b/d my mother can't go up and down the basement stairs. And the devoted wife cleaning the house so that my neatfreak husband won't get the shits when he walks through the door...:rotflmao:

Your soo devoted and good to everyone:hug2: and its very nice for you to not want your husband to shit all over the floor when he gets home... after 27 hours on planes that could be an issue... all that airplan food and all!

Well, I've got five hours of freedom left..lol And I still haven't decided what I'm gonna wear to the airport. I just don't have that many sexy clothes that I can fit into. Once I started putting on weight, everything I bought was loose and baggy to hide the fat--ha! Like that really works..lmbo. So I don't really have any hoochy mama clothes that fit. I am soo not a fashionista. Maybe I'll just show up in sweats! haha:rotflmao:
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Sweats could be good too! All that matters is that you feel sexy and/or good:hug2: :hug2:
 
Your soo devoted and good to everyone and its very nice for you to not want your husband to shit all over the floor when he gets home... after 27 hours on planes that could be an issue... all that airplan food and all!


When I say get the shits, I kind of mean an Aussie term "to give me/one the shits" which means to drive them nuts. Not give them diahrea..lmao...:rotflmao: An example, "I hate people who snap their gum. They give me the shits.":rotflmao:
 
bikinibound said:
When I say get the shits, I kind of mean an Aussie term "to give me/one the shits" which means to drive them nuts. Not give them diahrea..lmao...:rotflmao: An example, "I hate people who snap their gum. They give me the shits.":rotflmao:
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:rotflmao: I figured... but I thought about airplane food!
 
Exercise for the Week:
8/13--40min of circuit training
8/14--40min of circuit training

Food for Today:
meal#1--2eggs, toast, 3 sausage links
meal#2--grilled chicken salad
meal#3--dark chocolate (220calories)
meal#4--blueberries and cottage cheese
meal#5--taco salad--no shell or tortilla, just lettuce, ground sirloin, tomato, cheese, tabasco ('cause I like it hot! ;)
meal#6--3tbsp organic peanut butter

2hrs of freedom left! Isn't my countdown sad?:rotflmao: I think I'm going for the sweats. I'm too sexy for my sweats, too sexy for sweats....:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Going to see my counsellor tomorrow. Wonder if hubby will join me. Wonder if I'll get any action tonight??!! :eek: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
 
bikinibound said:
Exercise for the Week:
8/13--40min of circuit training
8/14--40min of circuit training

Food for Today:
meal#1--2eggs, toast, 3 sausage links
meal#2--grilled chicken salad
meal#3--dark chocolate (220calories)<----Love it!
meal#4--blueberries and cottage cheese
meal#5--taco salad--no shell or tortilla, just lettuce, ground sirloin, tomato, cheese, tabasco ('cause I like it hot! ;) We know you do
meal#6--3tbsp organic peanut butter

2hrs of freedom left! Isn't my countdown sad?:rotflmao: I think I'm going for the sweats. I'm too sexy for my sweats, too sexy for sweats....:rotflmao: :rotflmao: LOL that is funny

Going to see my counsellor tomorrow. Wonder if hubby will join me. Wonder if I'll get any action tonight??!! :eek: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: I hope he does - and I hope you do:)
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Just thinking about ya - I hope all goes well for you:hug2:
 
Griff said:
Just thinking about ya - I hope all goes well for you:hug2:
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Thanks, Griff. You make me laugh, too. It's been 9longs weeks, so I hope I do get some tonight..lol And even if he doesn't go with me to the intern tomorrow, i'm pretty sure he'll go to the real mariage counsellor next week. Because I"m divorcing him if he doesn't.:cool:
 
I just got a brilliant idea! Paul, dig that suit of death out of the garbage b/c I'm gonna wear it to the damn airport! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
 
Well, so far so good. He has agreed to go with me tomorrow to the counsellor, and didn't give me a hard time at all. He is also happy to see me and is pleased at how much I have shrunk since he last saw me. I've lost 16.5lbs since then. He says I look thinner everywhere, and that my ass has shrunk...lol I guess that's good.:jump: He is currently taking a (much needed) shower, and then I think we'll do some horseback riding.;) Woo hoo!:jump:
 
bikinibound said:
Well, so far so good. He has agreed to go with me tomorrow to the counsellor, and didn't give me a hard time at all. He is also happy to see me and is pleased at how much I have shrunk since he last saw me. I've lost 16.5lbs since then. He says I look thinner everywhere, and that my ass has shrunk...lol I guess that's good.:jump: He is currently taking a (much needed) shower, and then I think we'll do some horseback riding.;) Woo hoo!:jump:
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That's awesome that he's agreed to go tomorrow with you!!:hug2:

ride 'em cowgiiiiiirrrrrrl! :jump:

xoxo
 
I'm happy he's agreed to go to counseling with you:) and Yippie!!! for Horsebackriding:hug2:

Ihope you had a great night, hun!
 
:D :D Thanks for all the encouragement guys..lol Well, the horseback riding was quite good. ;) He didn't sleep well at all last night (not b/c of the HR!!) because of jet lag. His sleeping is all messed up. So I went to the counsellor by myself today, since he was still in bed when I left. But I made an appt for both of us to go tomorrow to the specialist--I think all he does is marriage counselling, and he's a phd, whereas the lady I've been going to is an intern completing her MA. And H has agreed to go. I can't go by myself to this guy, anyway b/c I'm not on my H's insurance.

And more good news--I lost 1.5lbs this am, so that is a total of 41.5, and 18 since H went to Australia. So that made me even happier.

And then I had a work meeting where I secretly drooled over the company president (who I sat next to) who is my age, rich as hell, hot, and a dead nice guy. He's also married and has children..lmbo. So I just secretly drooled.:rotflmao: :rolleyes:
 
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