BikiniBound's Diary

The pic is one sent to me yesterday by my ex. We still speak and he's just waiting for me to leave H so we can get back together. I dunno about leaving H, but if I ever do I will be getting back with him. I miss him a lot and we lived together for about 2 years before I met H. OMG, I miss holding that body at night lemme tell you but I would never cheat so periodic phone calls is about it for the moment. He had x-d out the pic but I must tell you [MEN COVER YOUR EARS] H is way thinner but he's even more packing down below than this guy (and the X was packing too!). Ha ha. Too much info? I guess but oooh God just looking at that pic, gad! We used to snuggle up to each other completely glued together the whole night. I miss that! Oh and he's 6'3" too, you should see the ass on this man, one big muscle!
 
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James said:
Oh, I found your new job, baby... right here...
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OMFG!!! That made me LMAO!!! Well, if they hired me, they'd save a lot of money b/c I wouldn't require or deserve a $2million salary...hahaa. I'd be good at pep talks, though. ;) OH, that would be an awesome job. I'd be happy being the towel girl, though. Especially if I could swat their firm asses with one once in awhile.:drool5: But now that Mike Hart will be gone....sigh...his ass was the only one I really wanted to swat. :D
 
Steve said:
Congrats on the close.

Apologies for not being around for a while.... I hear you and H are getting along better?
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I was wondering where you'd been, but I've been MIA from your diary for a few days myself. I think I'm afraid I'll have to read 20 pages of it to catch up from where I left off. :D

Yeah, we're getting along better for now. ;)

Nekkid men.... they're like a really bad, smelly fart. Don't leave too many of them around here or you won't see my ass in here for a long time!

:p
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How about scantily clad women? Would that make you come around here more? Pun wasn't intended, but it's funny anyway. :D

If I can ever lose these damn 4.5lbs I've gained since T-day, and then 3 more, I'll take some of me and post them like I said I would--but as mentioned before, I'm reserving the right to crop off my head. :D
 
Congrats on the closing !!:party:

I agree with James, apply for that job! Make history!

After that I'm going to totally pretend I didn't see the naked dudes picture. Ripped and musclely..Bah!
 
Blancita said:
The pic is one sent to me yesterday by my ex. We still speak and he's just waiting for me to leave H so we can get back together. I dunno about leaving H, but if I ever do I will be getting back with him. I miss him a lot and we lived together for about 2 years before I met H. OMG, I miss holding that body at night lemme tell you but I would never cheat so periodic phone calls is about it for the moment. He had x-d out the pic but I must tell you [MEN COVER YOUR EARS] H is way thinner but he's even more packing down below than this guy (and the X was packing too!). Ha ha. Too much info? I guess but oooh God just looking at that pic, gad! We used to snuggle up to each other completely glued together the whole night. I miss that! Oh and he's 6'3" too, you should see the ass on this man, one big muscle!
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I'm LMAO that your ex is sending you naked pics of himself. But tell him to keep sending them b/c I'm enjoying them. :D Now tell him to stop cropping off the goods, dammit. ;)

Sheryl-I think we WILL have to start molesting Steve and James while your're gone. And I'm gonna add Paul to that molestation list, too. I don't think he'll mind. :biggrinjester: And as long as I have other women's boobs to soap up while you're gone, I just might manage, somehow, to get by without you. But I'm tellin' ya--just make sure you get your ass back in January or I WILL fly to Hawaii (we'll take up a collection at WLF for my ticket) and drag that ghetto booty back. :biggrinjester:
 
So I get to the office today and one of the other agents whips out his wallet, hands me $2 and says, "I'm contributing to the cream fund." I had no idea what he was talking about, and with my dirty mind, I'm thinking something naughty. He's rather naughty himself, so I had no idea what he was talking about. :D Turns out he's been drinking my cream...hahaha....my flavoredcoffee cream that I keep in the office fridge...lmao.

Oh, Pie Report--1 pumpkin pie gone, 1 pie left. I have had none of it so far. :svengo:
 
MissJellyBelly said:
LMAO! you're right, there is a tiny perv in all of us, just waiting to come out.

I like being bad. lol
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Haha. Here it seems that tiny tends to turn into full blown perv. :party:

I agree, being bad is fun.

Yeah, yesterday was the first day all week that I've resisted pie--which is strange since it was TLD yesterday. :smilielol5:
 
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