because i'm worth it!! (aren't we all??!)

ahhhhhh little harry potter :)

i like the one where his teen hormones are starting to kick in & he gets a bit stroppy & blows his aunt up...well not as in BOOM more like she swells up like an air balloon & floats up up & away out of the conservatory!!!
 
babysat for my neice last night...we watched the hulk...well when i realised there was some nice boy candy in it...i thought why not!! ;)


edward norton...still sexy even in a vest!!


tim roth...had a little thing for him ever since i first saw him covered in blood in the back of that car in reservoir dogs...i like him in lie to me too.

oooooooh i do admire a man who can take bit of pain.....friggin size of those needles....i faint everytime i give blood...my all time fainting record was five times in a row when my sister was giving birth (i was there as support LOL)
 
in case this is a little too much for the joke thread thought i'd hide it away here!!! as i'm not sure how much my sheep shagging joke was appreciated the other day :D

anyhoo...
apparently...the following is an excerpt from an Australian radio programme...


A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery were staring at a portrait that had them totally confused. The painting depicted three black men sitting totally naked on a park bench.

The strange thing about the painting was that the man in the middle had a pink penis.

The curator of the gallery, seeing the confused couple having trouble interpreting the painting, went over to offer his assessment. He went on and on for nearly half an hour, explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African-Americans in a predominantly white patriarchal society. "In fact, " he said, "some serious critics believe that the pink penis reflects the cultural and social oppression expressed by gay men in a contemporary society". After the curator left, a Scotsman approached the couple and asked, "Would you like to know what that painting is REALLY about?" The couple said "How would you claim to know more about that painting than the curator of the gallery?" "Because I'm the guy who painted it, " he replied.


"In fact there is no African-American representation at all! They're just three Scottish coal miners and the one in the middle went home for lunch!"
 
paul weller...........WAY too cool for school.............



the modfather himself............yeah i'd get on the back of his moped anytime :beating:

y'know mods...mopeds??? anyhoo............heres another mellow one baby...



this takes me right back to about 1995/6...i was inbetween hubbies at the time & can remember on a friday night we used to get really REALLY wrecked at a GF's house...giggle A LOT & talk about men/music/life/sex...whatever...then raid the fridge as we had the munchies!! we ate a lot of humous & anything else you didn't have to cook!!
fun times............:sifone::sifone::sifone:
 
my sister is taking finn to visit my mum for her birthday...due to our estrangement i am soooooo not going (though my eldest has been roped in to!!! rather him than me!! LOL) which means i get to be child free on this lovely sunny day!!! :hurray::hurray:

just had a scrumptious bowl of porridge & blueberries...read for a little in the garden...now going to have a soak in the tub with some bath oils...then i have my eye on a lizzie & burton dvd...taming of the shrew...i do like to watch them two going at it.......

mind out of gutter please this is NOT THAT kind of journal ....actually no it probably is at times hahaha....but right now i mean b/c they were such a feisty twosome very tempestuous...always reminds me of my first marriage....now that was quite a coupling!!! very full on...in fact if i hadn't divorced him yrs & yrs ago...pretty sure we'd have ended up as martha & george from Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? scary thought!!! :eek::eek::eek:


my birthday twin at her very minxy best.....................
look what they put for this clip 'In A Bouncy Teasing Frolic'??? calm down!!!
shes not naked...though almost...why do men go so gaga over a pair of tits??

i had a white bikini that my 1st hubbie bought me...he used to beg & plead for me to wear at the beach...of course it too went basically see through when it got wet...men are such boys...whats it all about...'look!! look!! look what i've got'??!! please...........:rolleyes:



oh shes sooooo got him wrapped right around her very pretty little finger....



'if you existed i'd divorce you'!!! ooooooh i like that line!!! :D
 
I looove reading you diary! You arew a very interesting and fun person! Hope to get to know you more.. And I wish you the best in your weight loss
 
Taglines for
The Taming of the Shrew (1967)

A romantic film amorously devoted to every man who ever gave the back of his hand to his beloved...and to every woman who deserved it!
(no way!!?)

In the war between the sexes, there always comes a time for unconditional surrender.
(does there???)

on the dvd it says its a movie about womens lib & male chauvinism in the C16th!!? liz of course gives as much as she gets...until the end when of course shes 'tamed'.....what a surprise...even so its still a really good movie & does shakespeare proud. theres some great lines in it...

oh go & tune your instrument...
what, with my tongue in your tail??? (bit saucy...he means she has a sting in her tail like a wasp....but still :))
The wench is stark mad or wonderful forward...

in my experience men fall over themselves to flirt & chat & trade banter with a feisty little missy...but when they get together he wants to change her!?? WTF?? he wants her to agree with him & not have an opinion for EVERYTHING!! blahblahblah....poor little love...unlike the ending of shakespeares play & this movie thats NEVER going to happen :newangel:...i like to keep men on their toes!! somehow don't think liz 'got with the programme' either...after all she & burton did marry & divorce twice..........LOL

i have a lovely pale pink silk cushion that says...
marriages are made in heaven but so are thunder & lightning....

liz takes it one step further in this scene...hahaha...........
Petruchio (burton) Sunday is the wedding-day.
Katherina (taylor) I'll see thee hang'd on Sunday first!!


listening to this....right now...
a cover of amy winehouses song (shes got a brilliant voice...but god how much would i like to her a good scrub??? did you see those pics of her last yr??? yuckyuck!!) anyhoo...
 
babymomma said:
I looove reading you diary! You arew a very interesting and fun person! Hope to get to know you more.. And I wish you the best in your weight loss
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awwwww gee shucks....
you mean ppl actually read my ramblings?? jesus maybe i should censor them???
nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh too late for that now............LOL
 
I read your ramblings, and many feel I should be censored also, but hey... Here I am!
In fact our conversations are probably the ones that could use a censor...
 
Yeah she does have brain cancer, it's sad =/ I'm not sure how many episodes till the season finale for you but have a box of tissues handy.

Thanks for stopping by my dairy also :).. It's nice to know someone checks in lol.

Your diary is awesome btw :hurray:
 
reluctantcabbie said:
I read your ramblings, and many feel I should be censored also, but hey... Here I am!
In fact our conversations are probably the ones that could use a censor...
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hmmmmm i have no idea which conversations you could possibly be referring to......i'm a good girl i am........:Angel_anim:


(btw you have to say that last bit in a cockney accent as in my fair lady...)
 
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solty said:
Yeah she does have brain cancer, it's sad =/ I'm not sure how many episodes till the season finale for you but have a box of tissues handy.

Thanks for stopping by my dairy also :).. It's nice to know someone checks in lol.

Your diary is awesome btw :hurray:
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oh noooooooo!!! that does not sound good!!!!

anyway theres no way it can be any sadder than when denny popped his clogs...can it???? that was soooo super sad & i was crying like such a loon think my eldest thought i was having some kind of mini breakdown............
 
Every time I wite in your diary I imagine speaking in some level of British accent generally a cockney accent. I'm a bit more of a working class, self educated stiff anyway. I'm a former grunt production line factory worker who had enough on the ball to work himself into a position where the company pays me to go to university and get my degree in engineering, whilst working the job already. I'm really more of a denim and T-shirt kind of guy.

I'd be the type to throw on a black leather jacket a set of goggles, a helmet and ride my Triumph (or classic Manx Norton) down to the Ace Cafe if I were living in your country.
 
speaking of conversations....had a slightly peculiar one with finn the other day...

(actually more spat than convo...)

i was getting something from in front of the TV & he said move idiot!!

i was quite taken aback as hes never said idiot before
(finn has autism & if he hears a new words repeats it....A LOT...)

so i said finn we don't really say that word...

but it didn't really end there................:)


finn: is it a naughty word??

me: no its not naughty...but its not a nice word...

finn: move idiot PLEASE!!!
(a little louder)

me: don't say idiot finn...say sorry....

finn: sorry.........................IDIOT!!!
(much louder still...)

(& he waited just long enough for me to walk into the kitchen & they say children with autism can't be sly or sneaky??? AS IF...molly our dog gets blamed for EVERYTHING by finn...broken TV remotes/smashed cups etc)

me: well thats not nice & i thought we were friends...you don't call friends idiot...

finn: idiot mum.....NOT idiot friend...

me: well if i'm an idiot you're a monkey...
(i just couldn't leave it could i??? basically throwing down the gauntlet for an all out meltdown from finn...i like to live dangerously......:D)

finn: I AM NOT A MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(LOUDER)

me: yes you are........monkey...

finn: NOT A MONKEY NOT A MONKEY NOT A MONKEYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

me: monkey monkey monkey....
(i'm very in touch with my inner child as you can tell..........LOL)

finn: IDIOT IDIOT IDIOTTTTT!!!!!

me: monkey

finn: YOU ARE IDIOT YOU ARE IDIOT YOU ARE IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: monkey
(walking away...FINALLY...up the stairs...)

finn: IDIOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!

me: well if i'm an idiot at least i'm still human....
(said at top of stairs almost out of ear shot from finn...i'm sneaky too)

me to eldest son on landing: hahaha....i got the last word...

eldest son rolling his eyes: yes...so i heard...

at that point it dawns on me i've just gone a few rounds with an 8yr old child with autism....a very proud moment....NOT!!! :smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5:
 
reluctantcabbie said:
Every time I wite in your diary I imagine speaking in some level of British accent generally a cockney accent. I'm a bit more of a working class, self educated stiff anyway. I'm a former grunt production line factory worker who had enough on the ball to work himself into a position where the company pays me to go to university and get my degree in engineering, whilst working the job already. I'm really more of a denim and T-shirt kind of guy.

I'd be the type to throw on a black leather jacket a set of goggles, a helmet and ride my Triumph (or classic Manx Norton) down to the Ace Cafe if I were living in your country.
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tbh i thought you might be from the UK!!!

you say things quite often that sound like i would say...

you say luv & darlin' for instance i can't imagine americans sayin that like that...in my mind you say that with a northern accent b/c thats what fellas say to us girlies here...alright darlin' how are yeah doin'?? etc

theres a few things you say that sound quite british...or maybe its more how you say things IYKWIM.....

yeah most ppl think cockney accent is a london accent but its only how ppl in east london speak. its not the same as a southern accent that we ragamuffins from the north think sounds very posh or even put on or phoney!!

theres a 'teeny tiny' bit of a divide between the north & south in the UK :D :D
southerners (the ones i know & do like a lot...honest!!) seem to think we all want to live 'down there' really....what they can't seem to grasp is that we up in the north don't really think about them DOWN THERE...AT ALL...!!! LOL

can't imagine living in the states...its so friggin HUGE!!!! do you actually feel part of a country (as we do here despite 'the divide' hahaha...) or do you feel more close to the specific state you were born in/live in etc????
 
some old adverts :D


ahhhhhh god love him & his little comb over!!!



i remember this from one when i was little...in the 70's...god i'm old!!! LOL


some newer cadburys chocolate ads...god i've felt like eating cadburys choc ever since i watched these earlier....so thought i'd share them with all of you on WLF...so its not only me suffering with cravings for chocolate!!!!!!!!!!
i'm kind like that....:Angel_anim:
 
This is probably because of a long time love of Brit humor, which eventually extended to am enjoyment of many things from the UK, (and a penchant for doing very poor impressions of accents from around the world). I'm a big fan of accents, have always managed to entertain myself anyway, with my impressions.

I also have a fair memory for trivial bits and pieces of stuff which have absolutely no real bearing on my life, therefore being somewhat useless to me, but at least amusing. In other words, British (or any other) expressions picked out of reading and other forms of media, stick in my head, to be tossed out randomly for no other reason than to add to the conversation...
 
reluctantcabbie said:
This is probably because of a long time love of Brit humor, which eventually extended to am enjoyment of many things from the UK, (and a penchant for doing very poor impressions of accents from around the world). I'm a big fan of accents, have always managed to entertain myself anyway, with my impressions.

I also have a fair memory for trivial bits and pieces of stuff which have absolutely no real bearing on my life, therefore being somewhat useless to me, but at least amusing. In other words, British (or any other) expressions picked out of reading and other forms of media, stick in my head, to be tossed out randomly for no other reason than to add to the conversation...
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hahaha...i do that ALL the time!!! the accents thing & the trivial stuff/sayings etc that just seem to pop out of my head...sometimes from yrs ago.....yet ask me what i had for lunch 2 days ago???? hmmmmmm......

i love accents both regional & national...i have quite a knack for them apparently...but maybe its more mimicry than anything...i can't help it!!! now if i was saying this to my friend from scooootland i'd have said i cannee helllllp it!! i loveeeee doing irish accents too i can do both northern & southern. & don't get me started on italian...french & spanish!! tres sexyyy!!!!mais oui??? ahhhhhh oui oui.........;)

(i can do 'saucy maid' in many different accents LOL)
 
i had no idea kirstie alley had put all the weight back on again after losing...

just look at this clip though...women can be such bitches...



kirstie comes on oprah lookin all gorg in a bikini!!! yet you can tell some of the women in the audience react with faces of shock then disgust that scream...what is she doin comin on the show with thighs like those!!!????

but i bet those same women would not react the same way to her weight gain...b/c no longer seeing kirstie as 'competition' to their skinny asses they won't care so much or be threatened!!!


soooooo funny!! we've all been there...thats why we're here...right??? :)


back to big............

whatever...fat or slim...i bet kirstie is a heap of fun to go out with!! always had a soft spot for kirstie...i can see a bit of myself in her...& not only b/c shes a pisceses queen like myself...b/c that would make me ONE of THOSE astrology chicks....& i'm soooooo NOT...honest...........hahaha.....

while we're on the subjest though i have a book somewhere called how to spot a b*stard by his star sign & its sooooo funny (& kinda true!!) when i find it i will have to post some stuff from it...for some reason they REALLY don't seem to like aries...i don't know why (haven't actually read the book properly...) thats my eldest sons star sign...oh yeah & hitlers............LOL
 
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