Hello everyone. I haven't been to your diaries much but I have been trying to balance some sleep time......... so just a hello from your friend from texas...
If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work
there, you may live in Texas
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in
Texas
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed
a
wrong number, you may live in Texas
If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend,
you
may live in Texas
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may
live in Texas
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave
both
unlocked, you may live in Texas
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use
them, you may live in Texas
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and
everybody's passing you, you may live in Texas
If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Texas
If you actually understand these jokes, you definitely live in Texas!!!!