"It's 4:30 am and all is well" cried the town idiot that had been placed at his post for one little discretion with the mayors wife. Two minutes of sex and now he must walk miles and miles yelling at the top of his lungs. " I don't know what she's mad at; after all it was two whole minutes this time." such strange behavior for a full grown married woman. We'll sure shes not married to me but still how childish to start yelling for her husband like that. I mean I gave her a full glass of 3 cent wine. There is just no making her happy. I'll never mess around with a married woman again. It just ain't worth it. It's nothing but trouble. I mean it's just...... " Hello garbage mans wife." "How's your husband doing tonight?" Oh hes out of town........ hmmmmm...... " How would you like me to walk you home?" Hmmmmmm......... did I say never????????????????
LOL ok yes I'm in a strange mood but it's 4:45ish and the house is quiet and here on the night shift there just ain't much to do. Ahhhh the life of a vampire; nothing but infomercials and being alone in my thoughts. One thing I noticed about being alone in my head, there is a lot of room in here lol....
Well I think I'll get another shot of tequila and a slice of lime..........
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