Complete B.S Thread

[Kutusov]

Hey Focus, where's your sig from?

 

[i_love_muscle]

Btw Focus, you look good in a bee suit.

Nice legs too.

:action6:

I always pictured Focus without glasses ...

But the bee suit rocks!

 

[[Focus]]

I always pictured Focus without glasses ...

But the bee suit rocks!

Don't you worry, bb, I has contacts. The glasses, I only use them for kinky time.

P.S. I hope you are making lots of money because afaict you still owe me a meal.

 

[[Focus]]

Hey Focus, where's your sig from?

The third Starship Troopers movie. I just submitted it to the IMDB, haha. I swear those people are retarded. Easily the only and best quote, and yet it's not up there. Here's a screenshot:

 

[i_love_muscle]

Don't you worry, bb, I has contacts. The glasses, I only use them for kinky time.

P.S. I hope you are making lots of money because afaict you still owe me a meal.

After seeing you in that bee suit, you're cute enough that I think I'll take you out to dinner

 

[[Focus]]

After seeing you in that bee suit, you're cute enough that I think I'll take you out to dinner

Like honey to a bee, bitches be on meee.

Wait, what. Honey.. to... bee. Something's not right, here. :action5:

 

[Big_Idiot]

Farm animals for life.

 

[tonymcclellan]

time to make the doughnuts

 

[Eric L]

That toddler looks bad-ass. What is that a 500KG DL?

Strong one, eh?

 

[Eric L]

You know you've been roaming too much on this forum when you look up a product for a client that is called "Penetrating Lubricant" and immediately think of Tom and his farm animals.

 

[Typhon]

T-Nation.com | Are You A Beginner II

This post should be made essential for all newbs, very good reading from paragraph 3 and below

 

[vaecicla]

Farm animals for life.

Sheepaphiles should be banned

 

[Karky]

For ****'s sake, Karks. What you were in actuality referencing and what one might infer you were referencing is the joke. The only logic in need of defending was that of its presentation, which I hope you will eventually understand is completely unassailable... and especially so when considering the context.

Are you trying to make some point other than that you don't understand wit (and before you start trying to tell me you know English better than I do, here is the definition of "wit": the ability to perceive and express in an ingeniously humorous manner the relationship between seemingly incongruous or disparate things)? Because if that is the case, I think it might be helpful if you were more direct. XD

I know what your joke was. I'm just sick of you claiming superiority of everything and everyone just because you know fancy English words anyone can read from a dictionary. It was cute at first, but now it's just annoying.

 

[Big_Idiot]

Poor Focus, everybody hating on him lately

 

[vaecicla]

Poor Focus, everybody hating on him lately

Why? He probably needs to either :-

1. Get his house in order with regards to what he has been posting, he reminds me of some guy from Australia can't quite remember his name.

or

2. Get protection from the vaecicla crime family.

 

[Big_Idiot]

Hmmmmmm or he needs to be part of the animal farm paradise club.

 

[Eric L]

Poor Focus

Oh god, please don't give him pity. He's too good for any of that kind of stuff, really. Besides - he knows the definition of the word "wit".

:cool3:

He said it himself. He is much much more obnoxious on the internet than in rl.

lol

 

[Big_Idiot]

Ere, people im f**king about when i say 'poor focus'. I have no pity. Die please focus.

Love you

 

[Kraken]

I know what your joke was. I'm just sick of you claiming superiority of everything and everyone just because you know fancy English words anyone can read from a dictionary. It was cute at first, but now it's just annoying.

Theres nothing superior about it. Anyone can keep thesaurus.com open in a separate window while they post.

 

[Eric L]

I like blueberry pie.