OFFTOPIC: Die Senuung mit der Maus und der Herr B.

[Rowena]

http://jwdt.com/~paysan/bush.html

 

[Tabea]

Re: OFFTOPIC: Die Senuung mit der Maus und der Her

Hi Rowena,

wenn`s nicht so traurig wäre, wäre es richtig lustig. Danke für den Link jedenfalls.

Gruß

Tabea

 

[xanthippe]

Ja, man merkt die zunehmende Spannung und die sinkende Hoffnung an der steigenden Zahl der "Bush-Witze"
:-(((( *heul*

Meni

 

[xanthippe]

Re: don't worry,...

You´re surely right, but is that known to everybody?
Was that known to those crashing in the twin towers?

Naja, die Welt wird durch Jammern nicht besser, da gibt´s anderes zu tun!

Danke für´s Trösten!
Meni

 

[chianti]

Who is who?

Who's Hu in the Oval Office?


Der Präsident George W. Bush trifft Sicherheitsberaterin Condolezza Rice.


George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's wat I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellows name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinese guy!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: Yo want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi?
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy in the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy in the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
Condi: (packs up the phone) Rice here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?