Want to be an EGG?

[Chillen]

I saw this and laughed my ass off. So I had to post it.

Being an Egg

You think life is bad...

How would you like to be an egg?

You only get laid once.You only get eaten once.It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys. But worst of all...The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.

 

[DanHarris]

Hahaha hilarious dude! Just what I need before bed to have me going to sleep smiling

 

[Proteinboy]

at least you get cracked up