Last night I went to an Altoona Curve game and as always the smell of all that food is enough to wreck the best laid plans of any dieter just from the Pavlovian standpoint alone.
I set up my day on the lean side as per usual, I'm really not much a breakfast or lunch eater especially during summer so I figured 'I can do something here off the menu' without doing much damage.
My dad and I took our seats first before we decided to indulge in the stadium culinary experience. I sat in my seat. I fit in it !! no arm rest digging into the sides, no back of my butt getting kicked from behind, people could pass me without me having to stand up, no need to use my (once) huge gut as an arm rest in the bearhug style folding position to draw in as much of my body as not to violate anyone on either side of me.
Then I saw me - check that, the
OLD me and oh my gawd he's coming down my aisle. I lived this life for so many years it only took one quick glance to feel what this man felt.
The Classics:
The most noticeable, the morbidly obese frame.
The standing at the end of the aisle to calculate your trip to your seat.
The making of eye contact with everyone in the aisle to see if they are going to start standing up for you to save all the 'things that can go wrong' once you enter the point of no return.
The soaked shirt and head from sweat and it was only in the low 70's with no humidity to speak. You all will never know how many events I never attended for this reason alone. I became a self-made meteorologist calculating my public sweat factors with deadly results. I always knew May to Septmember carried about a 20% chance of attending a public event.
Well it was my turn not to be that guy. I earned it. Yes, I did feel bad for that guy but I didn't feel sorry for him. It was my night to enjoy the tallest, biggest, coldest glass of beer and a simply tray of nachos with chili sauce only. Later dad and I shared a medium popcorn (no butter). I missed the hamburgers and the hotdogs and all the ballpark things but I didn't miss being 120 lbs heavier.
Without a doubt this was the best baseball game I've been to in many years. I just love this losing weight stuff
