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How To Shower Like a Woman:
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with real passion fruit.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower and stand on bath mat.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
How To Shower Like a Man:
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo' sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
Get in the shower Wash your face. Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower. Avoid bath mat.
Dry off forearms and butt only.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
Admire wiener size in mirror again. Shake it to watch water fly off.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo' sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed.
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with real passion fruit.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower and stand on bath mat.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
How To Shower Like a Man:
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo' sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
Get in the shower Wash your face. Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower. Avoid bath mat.
Dry off forearms and butt only.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
Admire wiener size in mirror again. Shake it to watch water fly off.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo' sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed.
damn shame i wasn't window peeping this morning 
swimming is good
/me imagines tri and his hot personal trainer inthier speedos
swimming is very good
/me imagines tri and his hot personal trainer inthier speedos
swimming is very good
my imagination is just fine thanks
cause in my imagination - his trainer is sweaty volleyball playing val kilmer who fills out his speedo nicely
cause in my imagination - his trainer is sweaty volleyball playing val kilmer who fills out his speedo nicely
Joel1
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Ok, Last night I swam, and it was great, as I was more efficient in the water than ever before. So A+ Joel. Joel is me by the way.
Tonight I ellipticaled, which is not a real word.
I was going to get some Pizza for dinner, but opted for a lowfat turkey sub instead. Its definitely training season.
My goals for this summer are a 5k (under 30 minutes) a 10k (under an hour) and a sprint Tri. Eyes on the prize, he moves forward.
PS, I anyone has an old Cake cd with "the distance" on it they want to throw my way...much obliged. LOL It really is a great training song. I think they have about 100 copies of that CD at the used CD shop, so I will pick one up.
Tonight I ellipticaled, which is not a real word.
I was going to get some Pizza for dinner, but opted for a lowfat turkey sub instead. Its definitely training season.
My goals for this summer are a 5k (under 30 minutes) a 10k (under an hour) and a sprint Tri. Eyes on the prize, he moves forward.
PS, I anyone has an old Cake cd with "the distance" on it they want to throw my way...much obliged. LOL It really is a great training song. I think they have about 100 copies of that CD at the used CD shop, so I will pick one up.
you dirk -- how's it hangin' babe
:leer:
housecleaning? babysitting? not letting aunti maleficent near the offspring? wow you're like total perfect husband..
what did you do wrong?
:leer:
housecleaning? babysitting? not letting aunti maleficent near the offspring? wow you're like total perfect husband..
what did you do wrong?
congrats on the first and happy birthday to that cute little man hope ya'll have fun
hope ya'll have fun