Returned to my mixed martial arts class last night and got my butt KICKED! My sparring partner was a guy who is about 6'5", and has a correspondingly long reach. Also doesn't hold back as much when hitting the target mitts... which I consider a GOOD thing. Works the arms a lot better. We're still focusing on Brazilian Jiujitsu, which means a lot of grappling. We learned this one move last night that I could've seriously done some damage if I hadn't been watching where my knees went. Of course that would be the point if I were actually having to fight to get somebody off me. Still, didn't want to damage my sparring partner. 
The big 4-0 this weekend, huh? Happy early if I don't get to post again!
And welcome back.![]()
I'M BAAAAAAACK!!!
I survived the midwest! Actually, I had a really good time. The race weekend was an absolute BLAST! My couple days' stay in Emporia was fun, and very bizarre.
I plan on having a lot of fun with Uncle Jack this weekend... what better way to bring in my 40th?![]()

From all of us in "Fly over" country, a list of rules for the "Coasties" who visit to follow... Purely for fun... lots of stereotypes... but still pretty funny... well probably to us Midwesterners any ways...
Midwest Rules!
Because of misunderstandings that frequently develop when Easterners and Californians cross
states such as Illinois, Ohio, Indiana, Wisconsin, Michigan, Nebraska, Colorado, Kansas, Iowa, Missouri, Minnesota, North Dakota, and South Dakota, those states' Tourism Councils have adopted a set of information guidelines. In an effort to help outsiders understand the Midwest, the following list will be handed to each driver entering the state!
1. That farm boy standing next to the feed bin did more work before breakfast than you do all week at the gym.
2. It's called a 'gravel road.' No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Navigator. I have a four wheel drive because I need it ... not just to keep up with the neighbors.
3. We all started hunting and fishing when we were seven years old. Yeah, we saw Bambi. We got over it.
4. Any references to "corn fed" when talking about our women will get your butt whipped .. by our women.
5. Go ahead and bring your $600 Orvis Fly Rod. Don't cry to us if a flathead catfish breaks it off at the handle. We have a name for those little trout you fish for -- bait.
6. Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot.
7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of mallards are making their final approach, we will shoot it. You might hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.
8. That's right. Whiskey is only two bucks. We can buy a fifth for what you pay for one drink at the airport.
9. No, there's no "Vegetarian Special" on the menu. Order steak. Order it rare. Or, you can order the Chef' Salad and pick off the two pounds of ham and turkey
10. You bring Coke into my house, it better be brown, wet, and served over ice!
11. So you have a sixty-thousand dollar car you drive on weekends. We're real impressed. We have quarter of a million dollar combines that we use two weeks a year.
12. Let's get this straight. We have one stoplight in town. We stop when it's red. We may even stop when it's yellow.
13. Our women hunt, fish, and drive pickups, trucks and tractors because they want to. So, you're a feminist. Isn't that cute.
14. Yeah, we eat catfish. Carp, too -- and turtle. You really want sushi and caviar? It's available at the bait shop.
15. They are pigs. That's what they smell like. Get over it. Don't like it? Interstates 70, 80, & 90 go East & West; Interstates 29, 35,55,71 & 75 go North & South. Pick one and use it accordingly.
16. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday. You can get breakfast at the church.
17. So every person in every pickup waves. It's called being friendly.
18. Yeah, we have golf courses. Don't hit in the water hazard. It spooks the fish.
19. That Highway Patrol Officer who just pulled you over for driving like an idiot .. his name is "Sir"... no matter how old he is.
Now please, enjoy your visit. Just don't overdo your stay, we have corn to plant.
Hope you liked them...![]()
Those were great!Welcome to the club, Darlin'![]()
Ah well, at least I can still don the 501s and not have to suck it in to button 'em up. My sparring partner was a guy who is about 6'5", and has a correspondingly long reach. Also doesn't hold back as much when hitting the target mitts... which I consider a GOOD thing. Works the arms a lot better. We're still focusing on Brazilian Jiujitsu, which means a lot of grappling.
I got the zills down when I was taking the belly dancing classes. Kinda miss those, but since I can do a lot of that in my living room, I'm focusing on the martial arts classes for now. Hope to return to the belly dance classes someday soon.
Probably still detoxing from my vacation. I started drinking Jack on the 25th and didn't stop until Saturday
OMG, I seriously need to join a studio--maybe in a few months after I learn some belly dancing--cool you knew zills, those are HARD but I definitely surprised myself yesterday when I was practicing.
That is so cool you're into all that--I've been downloading torrents of past PRIDE fights because they're awesome and I'm in love with Aleksander Emelianenko for some reasonMy buddy S. always teaches me what they're doing and what's legal, etc (although Wiki explains it, too). He told me once that this one move was called "the Rape Choke" but since it's not P.C., they don't use that term--and one time an announcer DID and was like, "Whoops! I mean....uh oh" LOL!!
Good afternoon.![]()


CONGRATULATIONS!!!

CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Wow that is a LOT of weight you lost!![]()
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Ok, so ahh Totally HOT!!! Congrats you look fantastic! Jack never looked so good![]()
Amazing pictures! You look great.