Owl writes about things that make people blush

I'm in administration, mentoring for the next 1.5 years to take over as the big boss who's contract is up in 2011. I'm also studying to be a nutritionist so when I get burned out with being bossy in administration I can go and be bossy to people who need to learn how to eat. Plus, I get to be my own nutrition test case.
 
Okay, here's a big question that needs answering:

If I pop a bag of 100 calorie popcorn, but there are 40-50 un-popped kernals in the bottom of the bag...did I really just eat 100 calories, or did I eat less because some of the kernals didn't pop and of course I didn't eat them?

I always ask the hard questions.
 
Okay, here's a big question that needs answering:

If I pop a bag of 100 calorie popcorn, but there are 40-50 un-popped kernals in the bottom of the bag...did I really just eat 100 calories, or did I eat less because some of the kernals didn't pop and of course I didn't eat them?

I always ask the hard questions.

40-50 unpopped kernels? are you cooking it for longer than 30 seconds??? :lurk5:

well, if you're not eating the kernels (which I do...) you're not eating the calories...those 100 calorie bags are so small I've contemplated eating the bag before...
 
I swear I nuked it for almost 3 minutes...the office microwave sucks.

*doing a happy dance* going out with Mr. Hottiehothot tonight for a drink and then going to my house for a movie...should probably stop by the store and get bigger bags of popcorn...
I love hot guys!
 
Heh. I did a whole study one time about the whole popping of popcorn, complete with photos. What I came up with was that it was impossible to pare it down to a kernel by kernel level and just eat what you get and consider it 100 calories. If you're under by 20 or so cals ... consider it a bonus for the day. :)
 
Ooooo congrats on the Mr hottie hottie :), you'll have to tell us how it goes :p would never of known about the healthy oil tablets lol.

Do you think you can ever pop every last popcorn in a bag without burning the popcorn?
 
Okay, here's a big question that needs answering:

If I pop a bag of 100 calorie popcorn, but there are 40-50 un-popped kernals in the bottom of the bag...did I really just eat 100 calories, or did I eat less because some of the kernals didn't pop and of course I didn't eat them?

I always ask the hard questions.

LOL, I was wondering almost the same thing last night.

When I make a pot of chili I have to add up all the calories and nutrients and then divide by number of bowls. How do I best ensure the most even distribution of things like the chunks of protein?

Can I truly say that every bowl has 29.45 repeating grams of protein and 38.72 repeating grams of carbs without counting out beans and grams of chicken per bowl?
 
Hey Owl, congrats on the Hottiehothot! I'm sure you'll have fun!

As with the popcorn, i would guess that you are eating less if that many kernels are left in the bag, but take it as 100 cals and reap the benefits for eating less when you weigh-in!!
 
I'm baaaaAAAaaaack! Been a couple of days, I know...I got the flu! It sucked but the suckiest part is being sick for three days and not losing any weight.

My date night with Mr. Hottiehothot went nice...but I drank too much and the movie sucked. The company was nice though. He called last night to see if I wanted to go out again this week, but having missed work with the pukes, I will be pretty busy, so I told him maybe a lunch date would be nice, to which he asked if I was blowing him off...to which I said, "theres nothing in my mouth that I'm aware of..." so we are having lunch tomorrow. I don't know if we totally click, but at least he gets me and my weirdo sense of humor.

I feel mostly better but I'm not going to work out today, my tummy is still not all the way happy, and I thought my fever was gone but since I've been at work all day I've noticed it has returned. Working out with a fever is bad. Although, I'll probably still do some abs tonight.

Before I got sick on Saturday evening I got in a nice bike ride, 7 miles on a coastal road with a sweet view, there were hot guys everywhere on the beaches, fishing, walking dogs, looking hot.

I've decided to cut the alcohol out of my diet completely for at least 30 days. Thats a lot of calories I could be saving for chocolate or cheesecake, or chocolate cheesecake. I have my priorities, as you can see. So, I cut alcohol, which I usually have at least one drink a day, so about 100 calories (or more) a day, at the end of the week I have saved at least 700 calories. What am I going to do instead of drink you ask? I'm going to sleep. Ya, sleep. I need way more sleep.
 
Get some rest, and I hope you're feeling better now. Have I mentioned that I'm jealous of your scenery? I sure wish I had some coastal road to ride my bike on!

By the way, I just love your avatar. Everytime I see good ol Richard "hotpants" Simmons, it makes me smile. So thanks for that.
 
Glad to see your feeling better! Congrats on Mr. HottieHotHot, maybe one of your soon to be future dates could consist of a nice long bike ride or walk together :p
 
YMCAchick, I love Richard Simmons too! Although for completely different reasons, he's a freak and I love freaks!

MicheeH, He swears he never learned to ride a bike, can you believe that? I'm going to have to teach him how! But thats not too hard, I taught one of my friends how to ride so that she could ride with me and now we have a great time riding with our kids together.

Our local pool has re-opened after being closed for renevations and then a broken pump for almost two months. I like the aquatic center better then our community gym because the ellipticals, treadmills and bikes are on the upper level and overlook the pool and its relaxing to watch people swimming laps while I'll doing my cardio. Gives me something to zone out on and before I know it I'm done. So, tonight I will be getting back into my cardio routine after 5 days off from the flu. I actually feel really good today, lots of energy.

I kinda screwed up on the no more booze thing, I ended up having a few beers last night after Mr. hottiehothot texted me "cheap beer, bad movie, hot sex?", and just for the record, it was good beer, a good movie, and heavy petting. I like sexy time, but I'm not a slut...maybe next time we hang out I'll be a slut. I wonder how many calories sex burns? I wonder how many people dieting ask that very question?

Food has been a struggle. Well, keeping it down has been a struggle to be sure. My tummy is still not right so I find myself avoiding anything with fat in it and veggies and fruit because they make me gassy and that causes more tummy troubles (beer also made me gassy...). So, I've been sticking with soup and carbs. Today at the office drug reps are bringing pizza and drug samples. I hate drug reps. Smarmy people they are. They just want to stuff you full of fat and carbs and then try and get you to buy into their formularies while you are half comatose. I swear, some of them spike the diet coke with GHB to take advantage of our Doc's...lmao! Geeze, I hope there are no drug reps reading this...

Anyways, I've been wordy enough for one morning, I'll be back later to be even more verbous.
 
I ate the pizza. *smacks forehead* oh well, it was only one piece and I took the cheese off of it. I'm sure the crust was about 1000 calories though...j/k, the crust wasn't that big, but it was too good to not be loaded with fat and calories.

I joined sparkpeople and printed off my weekly fitness plan to take to the gym with me tonight. I'll be doing cardio and some strength training so I expect to burn about 450 calories in cardio and spend two hours at the gym. That should give my son plenty of time to swim and burn some of his obnoxious energy off before I take him home, stuff him full of food and send him to bed.
 
I rock! No really, I do! Last night I did, get this, 40 minutes on the elliptical! Not impressed? Well, you would be if you knew that two weeks ago I couldn't even do 15 minutes. The elliptical is hard! So, 40 minutes, burned about 440 calories, very pleased with meself if I must say. I was sweaty in places that usually don't sweat...usually. Then I did some strength training stuff.

Oh, heres a question: When you lift weights, do you do reps or do you lift to failure? I was in the weight room last night and this balding, 40-something guy who is reminiscent of a younger George Carlin told me I was "doing it wrong" by doing reps and that I should be lifting until I can't do it anymore, with weights as heavy as I can possible lift. He said this, as he was doing something that resembled a bicep curl, standing directly over me (I was sitting down) with a big brown leather weight belt on over his tank top and unflattering bright blue spandex shorts that accentuated his barely there neather regions, it was hard to take him seriously. I told him, I'm not trying to hurt myself. Then he told me that I should just give up because the point is to "feel it". Ya, I wanted to smack the ugly right off him, since I was looking at my strength training plan, on paper, and it said to do 10-15 reps, two to three times.

At any rate, today, I don't feel sore, but I feel good, energized and ready to do some more cardio tonight. The only problem with doing the cardio at night is that its hard to fall asleep, even several hours after working out I still have a lot of something circulating in my system that makes me want to stay up and paint, or re-organize the linen closet. What is that?

So, its Friday, the dreaded weekend is upon us. I know a lot of people experience anxiety over weekends because they tend to eat badly and get off their diets, mostly due to the lack of the weekday routine. Luckly I'm starting training for a 13 mile run/bike/walk type race. I'll be walking it with my sister and some co workers who have never participated in the event before. Its been re-named this year in memorial of one of our good friends that passed away recently and that is why we are all going to paticipate. So, I have that to suck up some of my time on the weekends, and I have 7500 square feet of yard to mow, trim, rake and water. Plus flower beds to manicure.

And a date with Mr. Hottyhothot on Saturday night...sushi, so not worrying about eating anything bad. If everything goes as planned, I'll be getting laid, fourth dates a charm. I've lead the boy on long enough and I don't want to be taken for a prude. I heart Penis!

I have to go grocery shopping this weekend. That is a dreaded event in my book. I avoid the store. But, my refrigerator is nothing but condiments and stale tortillas and my cupboards only contain stuff that I'll be donating to the food bank (why did I think I needed canned pickled beats?). Can't wait to get fresh veggies in the fridge. Last night for dinner I ate broccoli...a whole bag of frozen broccoli because my other option...stale tortillas and pickled beats...ya...broccoli was good.
 
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Awesome about the elliptical. It's nice when you can see progress like that. :)

Re the weights: First of all your description of the guy made me laugh out loud. Seriously. I scared my office mates. :)

He's not entirely wrong, though. There are various philosophies on weight lifting and doing it to failure is one method. Ideally what most average people who are looking to maintain muscle mass want to do is lift somewhere between 60% and 80% of what's called your 1RM. Your 1RM is your one rep maximum. In other words this is the amount of weight you can lift one time before you hit failure.

So for example, if you can bench press 100lbs one time, but can't do it a second, that's your 1RM. So to get the most benefit from doing bench presses, you then want to press somewhere between 60% and 80% of that for however many reps. The weight for each exercise is going to be different, so don't use the one number across the board (you may already know that, but I'm just reinforcing it here). You'll be able to squat more than you bench and should be able to deadlift more than you can squat. Etc.

How many reps? That's also a matter of question. There are plans that go 5 sets of 5 reps (the 5x5 plan). There are plans that say 3 sets of 10/12/15 reps. Those work as well. And I'll tell you now that once you get into the real nitty-gritty differences between them and when to choose one over the other, I'm starting to get out of my league. Steve can give you a lot more info at that point.

But the overall point is that you want to WORK the muscles and you want lifting to be effective - so you want to make sure that you're having to put effort into lifting. It's why light weights for lots of reps doesn't work to build strength or maintain muscle mass - it doesn't actively stress the muscle and force it to perform.
 
Thanks Kara! That was very insightful. I am going for building muscle, but considering last night was my first time in the weight room in several years, I definately was not going to jump in there, and start squatting at 80%. I'm a firm believer in knowing my limits and, I have to work in the morning so not being able to move the next day...its problematic, lol! I'm sure, in the future, when I'm a ripped muscle bound goddess of tanned oily hotness I'll be lifting 80% to failure...but not today.

Note to self: find new avitar, its even starting to creep me out.
 
Whats wrong with my monkey? It looks just like me! Actually, I like that pic cause you have to wonder what that monkey is doing with his hands to bring on that facial expression.
 
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