Ohappydaye's Diary

Wow! Now i m so motivated to finish my work today and head off to the gym!
Congrats OHD! Maybe u can set up an alumni here when u reached yr goal hahahah.:D Hv a good evening!
 
Patty said:
OHD is in the HOUSE!

Girl I got a list for ya:

20 Ways For Women To Tell That They've Had A Little Much To Drink

1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.

2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my butt while yelling "WOO-HOO!" is truly the sexiest dance move around.

3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe I could do it too.

4. In my last trip to pee, I realize I now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess I was just four hours ago.

5. I drop my 2 :00 a.m. Taco Bell bean burrito on the floor (which I'm eating even though I'm not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it.

6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them sooooo much.

7. I get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because "Oh my God! I love this song!"

8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me

9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade teacher.

10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.

11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.

12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me just lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the gin.

14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor

15. I start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the WRONG WAY but..."

16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it.

17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be standing) and take a quick nap.

19. I begin leaving the buttons open on my button fly pants to cut down on the time I'm in the bathroom away from my drink.

20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm having problems walking straight.
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OMG that is HILARIOUS. After I stopped laughing, which trust me took a while, I tried to keep a count of how many of them I was guilty of when drunk...:eek: too embarrassed to report the number here! :p :p :p
 
pinkydolly said:
Wow! Now i m so motivated to finish my work today and head off to the gym!
Congrats OHD! Maybe u can set up an alumni here when u reached yr goal hahahah.:D Hv a good evening!
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What an AWESOME idea!!!! I just might do that, we will be the OFFICIAL cheerleaders!!! :D :D :D I like it.
 
Thanks for the congrats M2M, PD, C4L and Rose!!! I can hardly believe that I stuck it out!!!

And Tammy, I'm sure it's just a typo...but I have .50 to go. LORD no, not another whole 5! :p


I owe it all to you guys for kicking me in the butt (still sore btw) and picking me up when I fell all on my own. ...look at me, I'm acting like I'm done, I've still got work to do! :p :p

Have a great day everybody! :) :)
 
dariqueen said:
So OHD, when you finally get rid of that pesky last 1/2 lb (next week), do we get a picture????
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Awww man, I was JUST saying in your diary I believe that I'm too punk to post a pic then you go and put me on the spot. :eek: :eek: I'll think about it. *OHD goes to sit in a corner and think really hard about this.*
 
hey happy i used to be a punk in my day, i will even post a picture of me waaaaaaaaay back then if you'll post yours;) is it a deal or what? I am going to my diary right now to put one up...........so i will leave the other to you!!!! (take your time........ when ever you loose that last huge half a pound will work:D ) much love STAR
 
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