MGB's Diary: "Clean Your Plate," they said.

Im just droppin to say hi - I cant keep up with your diary it is just way to much for me and a little perverted for me as well:blush5:HAHAHAAnyway - Im glad your back safe and sound and had a great tiem away and all that jazz!!!Im still trying to get back into the swing of the forum but I just dont have alot of time and even though I dont post here alot I do drop in and read...Guess what Im finally down - 5lbs :D:D:DIm vvery happy and excited it is about time!!!I will catch ya later beautiful!!!
 
bikinibound said:
Well, I'm glad to see you're back. Kim's been MIA, too. I was beginning to wonder if the two of you had ditched your respective husbands and moved to the island of Lesbos to enjoy warm weather and make everyday snatch slurping day. I'm glad you didn't, or I'd be pissed as hell that you both ran off without taking me with you. :biggrinjester:

Once again, Sheryl put a prick in his place. :D

I'm glad to see that you're getting back to weight-loss ass kick mode. I know you'll hit a new decade faster than I could walk a lap around the mall in 5" stillettos. I can't believe anyone would want to go for a walk in those! You are insane, woman!
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey Sheryl, what do you think?? A secluded island away from stress and pressure of getting crap done, YEAH I'm there! You know Twin, we would never leave without you, that's a FACT! damn we all need to get together really soon, I'm needing some girl bonding time STAT, spring can't come any sooner, I'll say that for sure!! I'm busy as hell, but I'll try and pop by later gator.
Hugs
 
Good morning and good for you for getting back "in the game". Your story cracked me up too! I bet that guy was speechless after that...LOL!
 
Girl u a nut ha ha!

I'm glad you didn't let that there in your 20's get you down for long. I also went through some shit from my teens to my mid 20's. Kinda sad when looking back on it.

Luv u girl.

Oh and Happy TLD.
 
Hey Sheryl. I always love your stories to brighten my day :)

The outfit you were wearing when you put that douchebag in his place sounded hot. Nothing like a pair of hot jeans and stillettos to work it in, lol.

Take care,
Sam
 
AmyRB said:
Hahahaha!

I can feel like complete shit and your damn diary somehow always makes me laugh my ass off.
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Awww... you know what cures the "shitty mood?" A bit of lesbo-ing. Yup.. works everytime. Must be all the protein in the tuna. HA! jk.. LMAO!!

niapage said:
Hello passing by for a good laugh lol that was
funny up there ^^^^.Keep up your kick
ass routines,tammy
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Thanks a lot, Tammy. Btw... what a cute av! You look like you're freakin' 10. haha!

bikinibound said:
Well, I'm glad to see you're back. Kim's been MIA, too. I was beginning to wonder if the two of you had ditched your respective husbands and moved to the island of Lesbos to enjoy warm weather and make everyday snatch slurping day. I'm glad you didn't, or I'd be pissed as hell that you both ran off without taking me with you. :biggrinjester:
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You know, I tried.... but I was no match for Kimmer's hot stud of a husband. So I went to the Island of Lesbos with James (or his Island of Lesbos name- Jacinda) instead. We had to lie and say he had some kind of hormonal problem.. "hugebushanitis" aka his entire body was covered in vag hair. However, we got kicked out once he started to snore. It was a dead giveaway he was a dude.

Once again, Sheryl put a prick in his place. :D
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If I had my way.. I would have torn his off and shoved it in his mouth. But.. oh well.

I know you'll hit a new decade faster than I could walk a lap around the mall in 5" stillettos. I can't believe anyone would want to go for a walk in those! You are insane, woman!
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Let me tell ya... it sure as FUCK is a lot easier to walk in them being lighter. HA! Also.. they make your boobs and ass jutt out in different directions, so it's like a cinemax: surround sound all up and down. TAH DOW!

Curvie Girlie said:
Oh yeah, you make me laugh, I love it! You sure are sassy. :biggrinjester: Hope your busyness ends soon! Good luck :hug2:
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Believe me, girl... I hope things start slowing down a bit. I need some time to freakin' breath on this end.
 
Steve said:
Hahahaha, as always I love your stories. :)

I've been 'balls deep' in a busy schedule too.

And god that sounds nasty.
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You know... it's okay for me to say "balls deep."

However, when you say it.....

it just sounds filthy... nasty... and oh so hot. Me-fuckin'-ow! HA!!



Oh... in a San Francisco Leatherman kind of way that is. HAHAHAAA!

cinderelly said:
.Guess what Im finally down - 5lbs :D:D:DIm vvery happy and excited it is about time!!!I will catch ya later beautiful!!!
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Good on you, ma ma! Way to go with losing 5lbs! Make sure to find time for yourself, Relly girl.

Miss Ladybug said:
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey Sheryl, what do you think?? A secluded island away from stress and pressure of getting crap done, YEAH I'm there! You know Twin, we would never leave without you, that's a FACT!
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So very true. We could never leave Kimberly behind. I mean, we could push her towards the manly ones. Afterall, I love me some lipstick lesbians. hahaa!!

damn we all need to get together really soon, I'm needing some girl bonding time STAT, spring can't come any sooner, I'll say that for sure!! I'm busy as hell, but I'll try and pop by later gator.
Hugs
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I would LLLOOOOOVVVVVEEEEEE to get together with everyone. We should try to plan something.. when it's warmer and things aren't so damn busy. I'll try to keep you all updated with my crap on this end.
 
If we all get together, we'll have to make it on a Wednesday so not only would it be girl bonding day, but girl bondage and boning day as well. :D And who says I like the butch dykes? Just cause I like to wear flannel doesn't mean I like my women in it. :sifone:

LMAO@you and James getting reverse outed and ousted from Lesboland...hahaha

I'll try to keep you all updated with my crap on this end.
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I already know you take 4 craps a day. I don't think I need any more updating on that "end." :rofl:

Love ya, darlin'! Have a great, less busy week! :waving:
 
Hope Sean feels better soon. If he feels as bad as I did, I am REALLY sorry, cause it sucked. Plus, men are babies when they are sick, so poor Sheryl has to put up with it.


Although, I guess it gives you more reason to wear the "naughty nurse" outfit that I am sure you have.
 
Some night I'll be watching TV and instead of a girls gone wild commercial, it'll be WLF Bitches Gone Wild. And I'll see Sheryl naked and dangling from a chandelier while Val and Amy try to grab her boobs while she swings back and forth. :D Well, that is a fantasy I've had for quite awhile now--but only on Wednesdays. :rofl:
 
bethann1156 said:
Whe we all get together...it's gonna make the local news with all the crazy chicks in this group! ;)
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Lord... someone's bound to get arrested. Luckily for me, I have my nifty little "wifey badge." HAHAHAA!!! "Officer... what seems to be the problem here? I'm Officer Seamus's mega bitch aka Wife. (This is my cue to show my badge.) I'll go ahead and take care of the situation. Kimberly honey.. get your underwear off of your head and put it on."
 
bikinibound said:
And who says I like the butch dykes? Just cause I like to wear flannel doesn't mean I like my women in it. :sifone:
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This had me about pissing myself, Kimberly!!! hahaaa! Also... I just thought you might like the "burly ones" since you like body hair. I'm not down with that. I like hairless cats...


 
AmbaLove said:
Hope Sean feels better soon.

Although, I guess it gives you more reason to wear the "naughty nurse" outfit that I am sure you have.
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Oh he's definitely feeling a lot better. Thank goodness, because I was getting pissed off that he was whining nonstop. I can only handle so much, KWIM? hahaa And nah... no "naughty nurse outfit." My latex nurse outfit's too big. That shit shouldn't be baggy. hahaa! Give me a few more months and this ma ma's hitting NYC for some latex shopping.

AmyRB said:
Ha!! WLF Bitches Gone Wild!! I'll bring my video camera. We all could have overnight fame on youtube!!
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I'm camera shy, so I'll be hanging out with you behind the vid camera. hahahaa!! You'll just hear me in the background, "Hey there, youngin... let me show you watch a bitch my age can do to you. C'mere..."

bikinibound said:
Some night I'll be watching TV and instead of a girls gone wild commercial, it'll be WLF Bitches Gone Wild. And I'll see Sheryl naked and dangling from a chandelier while Val and Amy try to grab her boobs while she swings back and forth
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Wow. You should direct lesbo porn. HAHAHA!!!

If anything, I don't do hanging from chandaliers and shit. With my luck, I'd eat shit and slam face first into the ground. Not hot whatsoever.

James said:
I could stand to hear more
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Of course you could... you damm freak.

-Sheryl
 
Body Transformation Contest

So I'm sitting over here thinking I really need to post a few pictures of me at my heaviest weight (215-225lbs) for a few reasons:

1. If you think I'm only "hilarious" online, you should see me in person. I'm down right fuckin' crazy. hahaa You'll understand when you see my Ronald McDonald's Bitch Halloween costume. (I scanned it for you, Amy. HA!)

2. It motivates the shit out of me to do something about it.

3. It helps me to realize how far I've come. :D

I'll eventually post these in the "befores and afters." I'm not ready to just yet.

My Friend, Sean, and I rocking it Halloween 2000
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I'm smart... I hid behind everyone. My boobs are an exception.
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Me and Mel at a TOOL concert in Honolulu, HI Nov 2001
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My gfs and I (~2000)
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Papa Chris (amazing piercer and friend) and Myself at a goth club
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I'll continue with my wedding pix. I'm in a pic showing mood, so deal with it. haha
 
My Sept 03, 2005 Wedding

Sean and I were married Sept 15th, 2003 in front of a judge a day before he was sent to serve a year for our country in a fucked up war. (Iraq/ Afghanistan) After he returned, we had a real reception/ ceremony with family and friends. I am 218lbs in this pic, because I remember having to go to my physician a few days prior and I nearly shit myself when I saw the number on the scale. hahaa!

The "bouquet" that mom wanted to shove up the florist's ass because it was "too fucking small, you damn idiot" HAHA! I love my mommy.



Wearing stockings/ girdle in warm weather sucks balls



Small ceremony on the beach




Mom doing shite and me being retarded



My babies (Alexis and Andrew)



My beautiful sister, Randi, with moi


 
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