MGB's Diary: "Clean Your Plate," they said.

[bikinibound]

Sometimes, when I'm feeling pretty artistic or rebellious, I shave myself a little mohawk downstairs. I call it the "twat hawk." And no, I don't use Knoxx gelatin for that extra spikey look. That's just weird.

LMAO!!! The twat hawk!! *grabs razor and hair gel and heads off to the bathroom*

At first, I thought it would have been funny, but then I thought, "Hmmm.... She'll be seen in public and that won't be good." haha! Also, I guess I looked a bit "dark/ sensual," because I had a few men come up to me and say that. Weird, I know. I had my black BCBG long sleeved pencil skirted dress on with a pair of black BCBG 5" stiletto heels... and my long black hair... and my nails were done up in a dark blood red color. I had no intention of looking like the brown version of Morticia or anything. Oh well.. haha!

Awww! I'm so disappointed at the lack of photos. Sure, you had NO intention of looking ala Morticia.

I'll be leaving Syracuse Airport Tuesday, December 11th and won't be back until Wed, January 9th.

Don't remind me!!

Congrats on the graduation boning--I'm sure that was the best present you could've given Sean..lmao.

Amber, I think it's best if she just gets a toy she can plug into the wall--otherwise she'll have to use all of her baggage allowance for batteries. However, she'll have to explain to her dad why his electric bill is 10X higher than it normally is.

 

[hickgurltx]

Hey doll!

Did ya ever see my infomercial about beavers and you/Kimberly?!



It's in Cita's Diary!

*****

So glad ta see ya, you lil busy bee!

I look forward to hearing your personal updates!



Yer so sweet to visit all of us and put your stuff up last..

**Happy Dec. 1st!**

May we shop in a panic - get crunk on biatches - and whoop some ass!

Happy Holiday's!

 

[MsGhettoBooty]

Just read your rep...car batteries may be difficult to ship, what with post office laws...will an o'reilley's gift card suffice?

Nah... I'm capable of stealing my ex's car battery when I'm back in Hawaii. I'm golden, but thanks for the offer, honey. haha

LMAO!!! The twat hawk!! *grabs razor and hair gel and heads off to the bathroom*

Hmmm... I don't know, Kimberly. You look more like the type of girl who likes to get all crazy, shave in a big "K" and dye it hot pink.

However, she'll have to explain to her dad why his electric bill is 10X higher than it normally is.

Bah, no shit.... Hawaii's electric bills are fucking insane. For instance, mom/ dad and Randi live in a 4 bedroom 2 bath home and they're rarely running the lights on and whatnot. They pay ~$350 a month. FUCKING INSANE, right? Hence not wanting to stay in Hawaii for all too long on this end. haha!

As for pictures, don't you fret, beautiful. I'll take a whole bunch of pix while I'm in Hawaii: some of family, some of friends, some of perverts, some of papi chulos who are checking me out, some of lesbians checking me out, etc etc...

-Sheryl

 

[hickgurltx]

We posted at the same time..lol..

See my post above.

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LOL...Can't wait to see those future pics!

 

[ummhusayn]

hey girl.......no pics??? i was waiting!!! We were all waiting!!!lol you better post some pics when you get back from hawaii! i hope this forum doesnt fall apart while your gone.... you are the perviest one among us!!!lol

Rena

 

[Miss Ladybug]

Hey there sugar sweet and plum juicy!! Looks like your doing good as always!! love coming in this diary and putting a smile on my face, even when I feel like crap. Thanks for that!!

I bet your freaking excited about going home, that's going to be a nice wonderful time off for you, I hope you get to see everyone and put in some great lasting memories. I really believe that holiday's are meant to share with those we love, and I'm sure your family misses the hell out of you.

I still look forward to some new pics sweetness! Hope your weekend is a good one!! HUGS AND LOVE
Sugar Butt

 

[MsGhettoBooty]

Hey doll!

Did ya ever see my infomercial about beavers and you/Kimberly?!

Bah! I must have missed it! I'll have to look for it tomorrow, because I'm about to pass out on this end.

i hope this forum doesnt fall apart while your gone.... you are the perviest one among us!!!lol

Haha I highly doubt that, honey. I've been so so on the perv front as of late, because my mind's been consumed with a bunch of things on this end. However, I assure you, I'll be back to being the perviest fucker around when 2008 rolls on in. Mark my word, damnitt!

I bet your freaking excited about going home, that's going to be a nice wonderful time off for you, I hope you get to see everyone and put in some great lasting memories. I really believe that holiday's are meant to share with those we love, and I'm sure your family misses the hell out of you.

Oh you can bet your sweet, tight ass I'm really excited. If anything, I'm running around frantically already planning on what to bring, buy, etc. As much as I'm dying to see my family, I'm also feeling a bit guilty because my Sean can't go. Lately Sean's been working some long hours and we try to spend as much time before I leave for Hawaii. Last night, he climbed into bed, wrapped his arms around me, and said, "Sheryl, don't ever leave me. You mean the world to me." It caught me offguard, so I woke up and asked him if something was wrong. He said everything was okay. He just wanted me to know how much I meant to him. That little fucker made me cry, so this morning I woke up with bags under my eyes. Bastard. haha

-Sheryl

 

[daiseeangel]

Last night, he climbed into bed, wrapped his arms around me, and said, "Sheryl, don't ever leave me. You mean the world to me." It caught me offguard, so I woke up and asked him if something was wrong. He said everything was okay. He just wanted me to know how much I meant to him. That little fucker made me cry, so this morning I woke up with bags under my eyes. Bastard. haha

That is soooo sweet!!!!

PS - Don't know if you read it or not, but I GOT LAID!!!

 

[AmbaLove]

Sweet, sweet boy. Its always nice to hear it, even when we already know.

 

[MsGhettoBooty]

My Official Day of Learning How to Drive in the Snow

Being as Sean's shift starts at 7:00am, but he needs to be at the department no later than 6:20am, I've been setting my alarm for 5am. This morning I woke, looked out the window, only to have the words, "Oh motherfucker! Where's the street!!!" exit my mouth. Overnight we supposedly got 6" of snow on top of ice, so that in itself was going to be a bitch to drive through.

Normally Sean drives the car when it snows. I just fall asleep in the passenger's seat. However, I needed to use the car today, because 1) I needed to go to the gym, 2) my house is bare and a bitch likes to eat so going to the grocery store was a must. Through the 20 minute drive Sean was giving me tips on how to brake, what not to do, watch out for sludge, etc etc. Needless to say, I was shitting bricks.

I dropped off Sean and proceeded to go on my way. Before doing so, I gave myself the sign of the cross. haha! Lord, it's scary when your car veers off to the side uncontrollably. I saw so many cars who lost control and were shoved in the embankments. I'm thinking, "Niceee... way to learn how to drive in the damn snow today, Sheryl. Good job, asshole." All day Sean kept calling me to make sure I was okay. He said, "Oh I don't worry about you driving recklessly. It's just the retarded assholes around here that I worry about." So very true.

According to the meteorologist, it's supposed to rain (which it is right now) and snow throughout the night. In other words, Sean's taking the car tomorrow and Sheryl's working out at home. I really don't feel like being adventurous on the road this time of year. Everyone drive safely.

Workout:

- 60min muay thai training
- 20min (5min warmup/cooldown) Arc Trainer (Interval Training, Level=9)
- 55min weight training: Back, Biceps, and Shoulders (free weights, etc)

Meals:
Breakfast:
- 1/2c oatmeal with sliced medium pear and 1c 1% milk (350 cal)

Snack:
- Whole wheat English muffing w/ 1tb peanut butter
- Weight Watchers Raspberries and White Chocolate yogurt (290 cal)

Lunch:
- 2c romaine salad with 1tb Kraft Light Italian dressing
- grilled cheese sandwich (2 slices Sara Lee whole wheat bread, 1 slice Borden Dairy's cheese w/ 1tb promise light butter)
- 2c Campbell's Healthy Request Mexican Tortilla Soup (570 cal)

Snack:
- 1/2c 1% cottage cheese, medium banana (sliced), and 1c Kashi Go Lean cereal (330 cal)

Dinner:
- Homemade chicken pot pie sans crust (chicken breast, veggies, red potatoes, rosemary, and sauce-low fat) (370 cal)

Snack:
- No sugar added hot cocoa with a generous amount of cool whip, because I can. (150 cal)

Total Calories: 2,060 cal (1930-2280)
Water: 10 cups
Notes: Need to zigzag my calories. Tomorrow I'll eat in the 2200s. Yummy....

-Sheryl

 

[MidGaGuy]

I mentioned this in my diary but thought it deserved posting here too.

My pants fell down on me today! I naturally thought of you
I'm at the Christmas parade and I'm trying to video and walk at the same time and bam! Jeans fall off my ass! I'm sure someone laughed at me but I didn't stop to look around. It wasn't a to my knees drop but it could have been if my left hand hadn't have been fast enough!

Hope you had a great weekend!

 

[bikinibound]

I mentioned this in my diary but thought it deserved posting here too.

My pants fell down on me today! I naturally thought of you
I'm at the Christmas parade and I'm trying to video and walk at the same time and bam! Jeans fall off my ass! I'm sure someone laughed at me but I didn't stop to look around. It wasn't a to my knees drop but it could have been if my left hand hadn't have been fast enough!

Hope you had a great weekend!

So did you take the video camera in your hand and tape something good for us? Dammit--if only one of the others in the crowd got it on tape. Hmm...maybe I should do a search on youtube.... Guess you better tighten your belt.

 

[bikinibound]

Isn't driving in snow and ice fun? The snow I can handle, but the ice makes me nervous. I cannot stand fucking assholes who tailgate in that shit. I'd like to kick the motherfuckers in the balls--or in the twat if they're female. The roads here are pretty clear now, but our driveway is like an ice rink. Maybe I should wear my iceskates to go get the mail.

Sean is such a sweetheart! I would've cried, too if my H ever said anything that sweet to me. Although, when I woke up this morning he leaned over and gave me a very sweet kiss and showed me some affection. I suppose I should be grateful as it's kinda rare that he does that.

Well, there will be some serious boning going on when you get back from Hawaii. I'm afraid you two might not make it out of the airport. I can just see it now--Sean and Sheryl going at it on the luggage carousel while people try to get their bags off it.

 

[Miss Ladybug]

AHHHH Sean is a total sweetheart!! He loves his Sheryl and it shows!! ***Kim smiles knowing someone else is feeling the love of a spouse*** You deserve such a special guy, and visa versa!! And girl you have HUGE BALLS for getting out there on ICE/SNOW that's fricken insane! I'll do snow anyday of the week, but ICE, NOWAY! No here with all these dimwits!

Great job on the exercise and food, you ROCK IT GIRL!
LOVES YA LOTS!
Mrs Sugar BUM

 

[AmbaLove]

Ah, yes, winter. All it takes is half and inch and IQs drop quicker than the temperature around here. Be careful and take care.

 

[niapage]

OMG send that chicken pot pie this a way lol andonly 370 cals,
I am inlove lol.We are having that same CRAPPY weather rained all day yesterday then tomorrow and then SNOW 3+ inches lows in the 20's eeeeeeeeeeewyyyy!Be careful on the roads,have anice day Tammy

 

[MsGhettoBooty]

PS - Don't know if you read it or not, but I GOT LAID!!!

Yah for Tyly for getting to ride the Bologna Pony!!!! HA!

Sweet, sweet boy. Its always nice to hear it, even when we already know.

You got that right, honey. Awww he makes me just want to choke him, squeeze him, body slam him, then make out with him. Yah.... we're weird like that.

I mentioned this in my diary but thought it deserved posting here too.

My pants fell down on me today! I naturally thought of you
I'm at the Christmas parade and I'm trying to video and walk at the same time and bam! Jeans fall off my ass! I'm sure someone laughed at me but I didn't stop to look around. It wasn't a to my knees drop but it could have been if my left hand hadn't have been fast enough!

I feel so honored you posted your ass exposure in my diary! YAH for me! haha! Let it be known, if I saw that happen, you would have been lucky to pry my teeth out of your ass cheek, homeboy. I like big butts... and I cannot lie... tee hee! At least you were wearing underwear... I mean, you were... right? HA! Congrats to you for losing so much weight, angel!

Guess you better tighten your belt.

Screw the belt. I think he needs to create a new video on youtube: a video where he's doing the hula hoop with the same pair of pants he wore this weekend sans belt. Give mama what she needs, babayyyyy! WOOT WOOOT!

Isn't driving in snow and ice fun?

Oh yah... I just love rolling down my window, sticking my head out of my car and screaming, "MOVE OUT OF THE WAY, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!"

Sean is such a sweetheart! I would've cried, too if my H ever said anything that sweet to me. Although, when I woke up this morning he leaned over and gave me a very sweet kiss and showed me some affection. I suppose I should be grateful as it's kinda rare that he does that.

Sean's a good man. Well except for that one "kitchen incident." Remember that shit, girl? I damn nearly stabbed him the morning after while I was cutting myself some fruit. HA! As for your H, the next time he gets all affectionate, just bitch slap him as hard as you can and say, "About damn time, bitch. Now rub my feet!" (You gotta milk it for all it's worth, mami. hahaa!!)

I can just see it now--Sean and Sheryl going at it on the luggage carousel while people try to get their bags off it.

Ummm you're talking to the woman who packs herself a Anti 3rd World Disease kit (febreeze whipes, lysol whipes, hand sanitizer, UH fleece blanket to be used as a ninja mask/ SARS mask) and a "In Case of a Stinky Bitch Next to Me Kit" (a 12 pack of 15pc extra long lasting gum, more febreeze whipes, Listerine Breath Strips). I'll be damned if I'm going to get bacteria on my ass from some filthy baggage claim.




I'd whipe one of those luggage carts down with a box of lysol whipes and use that instead. HA!

 

[MsGhettoBooty]

And girl you have HUGE BALLS for getting out there on ICE/SNOW that's fricken insane! I'll do snow anyday of the week, but ICE, NOWAY! No here with all these dimwits!

Tomorrow I'm staying in. It snowed not more than 20 mins and the entire road is gone. Therefore that crap will freeze up and tomorrow there will be more snow. Nah.. I'll just end up dancing around in my living room or some shit. Hope you start feeling better, mami.

Ah, yes, winter. All it takes is half and inch and IQs drop quicker than the temperature around here. Be careful and take care.

So very true, honey. I think people head's automatically climb up into their asses, making it difficult for them to see where the fuck their going.

OMG send that chicken pot pie this a way lol andonly 370 cals,

I love myself homemade chicken potpie. I prefer it over those premade types. Reason being, I can shove a whole lot more shit in there and not have it so high in calories. Also, it fills the house with delicious aromas and I get into the whole winter mood.


-Sheryl

 

[MidGaGuy]

So did you take the video camera in your hand and tape something good for us? Dammit--if only one of the others in the crowd got it on tape. Hmm...maybe I should do a search on youtube.... Guess you better tighten your belt.

Punched a new hole in the belt today! No evidence was filmed......that I know of!

 

[MidGaGuy]

I feel so honored you posted your ass exposure in my diary! YAH for me! haha! Let it be known, if I saw that happen, you would have been lucky to pry my teeth out of your ass cheek, homeboy. I like big butts... and I cannot lie... tee hee! At least you were wearing underwear... I mean, you were... right? HA! Congrats to you for losing so much weight, angel!



Screw the belt. I think he needs to create a new video on youtube: a video where he's doing the hula hoop with the same pair of pants he wore this weekend sans belt. Give mama what she needs, babayyyyy! WOOT WOOOT!

Oh I'm not ever going commando so no worry about a Moon of Middle Georgia!
So you have a hula hoop fetish too huh. Just how many fetishes do you have ? Wait! Don't answer that , you've gotta have time left to pack for your trip *LOL*