MGB's Diary: "Clean Your Plate," they said.

[hickgurltx]

~*~Happy TLD!!~*~

I have $1 Bills!! I'm starting to run low!

Val is not wearing panties today so she ended up w/most of the money!

******
Love the pics!

CONGRAT'S w/the LOSS! ~~WooT!~~

*Have A Super Great Wed!*



*Stacy

 

[Miss Ladybug]

Val's not wearing undies SAY WHAT??? she's going to end up with chapped cheaks to go with her chapped thighs. LOL Val you know what I'm talking about. HEHEHHEHEE

 

[Curvie Girlie]

Underwear is overrated, especially in bed. Chapped! Not too often, I wear comfy cotton clothes

 

[Miss Ladybug]

Underwear is overrated, especially in bed. Chapped! Not too often, I wear comfy cotton clothes

Ummm, didn't you say your thighs would rub when you took runs with shorts on, didn't I read that ummm this week?? HAHAHAH

 

[MsGhettoBooty]

Alrighty, I've been busier than hell today. So I'm going to make this quick, because I have YET to get exercise in.

Workout:

-heading to the gym once I get all this shit typed out

Meals:

Breakfast:
- oatmeal with sliced red pear and 1c 1% milk
- spinach and red bell pepper omelette (450 cal)

Snack:
- 1/2 whole wheat bagel with 1 tb peanut butter (230 cal)

Lunch:
- whole wheat pasta with butternut squash, spinach, black beans, zucchini and part skim mozarella cheese
- 2 slices lean turkey breast (555 cal)

Snack:
- 1/2c 1% cottage cheese with 2 sliced kiwi and 1/2c Kashi Go Lean cereal (245 cal)

Dinner:
- lean turkey breast on 2 slices Arnold Whole wheat bread (lettuce, tomatoes, red onions, and yellow mustard)
- 1/2c mashed potatoes (snagged from Sean.. haha) (430 cal)

Postworkout Snack:
- Wellement's protein powder in 1c 1% milk (240 cal)

Total Calories: 2,150 cal (1790-2140)
Notes: Went a tad over, but I have a feeling the reason why I'm so damn hungry and a bit tired is due to the soon to be arrival of The Red Dragon. That fucker. Well, I'm off to hit the gym hard.... and to perv on a few guys who have AWESOME man titties.

 

[Curvie Girlie]

Have a great time at the gym, Sheryl! Great food, seems like you're eating with the season (in regards to squash anyway)

Ummm, didn't you say your thighs would rub when you took runs with shorts on, didn't I read that ummm this week?? HAHAHAH

Yes I have a few pairs of exercise shorts I hate....that sucks big time, they
are expensive! I have a few pairs of exercise shorts that I only use because they are comfy and don't rub. Damn these voluptuous thighs!

 

[Steve]

Have fun you moob-lover you.

 

[bikinibound]

Hey everyone,

I like to cyber dyke it with Kimberly via yahoo messenger. HA! Oh yeah, baby! Suck my boobies!! It's still TLD, so I can say that.

I've been doing well with exercise and planning my meals, so I'm still busting my ass off on this end. I'm down another pound, so I'm now 166 lbs. Being that the Red Dragon will be knocking on my door any minute, I'm sure I can breeze through the low 160s directly after all is said and done. (knock on Sean's wood) <---facking hilarious!! You are dropping the pounds faster than a dyke drops a dick!

Minion gallops right pass him, climbs into her litter box, takes a piss and runs out. "Holy fuck! She IS litter trained." Not bad for someone who has never owned a kitty.

-Sheryl

I'll post pix in a few. Need to feed Min.... again.

Congrats on litter training Min. I had to clean up cat shit tonight. Must be someone was pissed they were left home alone all day long. I tried to get the two cats to talk--but they are sticking together and not telling me who the guilty party is.

 

[bikinibound]

Congrats!! on being down another pound!! That is great! Busts out the Pom Poms! *L*
That's a cute lil new addition you got. Great name choice too! *L* Please pet your lil cute pussy once for me (damn that sounded extra bad*L*)

Gawddamn, Paul, you're a freaking pervert!!! I love that about you.

 

[Blancita]

Awww that so sweet of you to rescue the pussy. I love people that are kind to animals. But what about the cat allergy?!

Its not too cold yet to hike, remember, where I go is DOWNSTATE from all the way up there. It sounds like a beautiful place though, you are SO LUCKY to live in open space and away from a retched city. I MUST get the fuck out of this place someday soon I dont know how much longer I can take (but H doesn't want to leave; may have to kick his ass to the curb when I ready!).

TTYL ace girl

 

[be_gone_soon]

Thought I 'd tell you I love reading your diary, You are a very witty person and upbeat!! Have agreat day!!

 

[MsGhettoBooty]

TMI alert...The following contains visual images that you may not want behind your eyes.

After reading that story, I made sure to say a prayer for your pecker and the twins.

You've all heard about pussy with teeth. Well you've not lived until you have experienced it!

Awww yes... Sean is very aware of the following. Hence no BJs for him. LMAO! jk

Sheryl, that's fackin awesome you're losing weight so consistently and are having a great old time in South Carolina--what a beautiful view!

Thanks, Val Bunny. I'm really trying hard. I wanted to be in the 160s when December came around, so I'm a month ahead... sweet ass! Nah honey, that's here in NY... upstate a bit. The in laws were in South Carolina.

Great food, seems like you're eating with the season (in regards to squash anyway)

You know, I've never had Butternut squash before, since it's so damn expensive in Hawaii. However, I've come to the conclusion that I can do without it. Bah... they should name it Butt Squash... since it taste like ass. Btw, your hella hot with your "voluptuous thighs." Oh shit.. I was supposed to save that one for next Wednesday. Oh well.

Have fun you moob-lover you.

Good job. Now I have the image of me hugging a retarded cow in my head. Thanks, Steve.

You are dropping the pounds faster than a dyke drops a dick!

Holy shit... I damn near shat myself reading that one! LMAO By the way, thanks for the shitty assed email, you "beast releasing" sick bitch. HA!

Congrats on litter training Min.

What can I say? I've got skills when it comes to pussy training.

Awww that so sweet of you to rescue the pussy. I love people that are kind to animals. But what about the cat allergy?!

Claritin D, mami. hahaa I need to stock up, because my baby sister's also allergic to cats. Yah... I can just imagine her face when she sees both cats at my house. (Yah... I didn't tell her yet. LMAO)

I MUST get the fuck out of this place someday soon I dont know how much longer I can take (but H doesn't want to leave; may have to kick his ass to the curb when I ready!).

You know.... if you ever want a gf, I'm willing to throw in my application. Don't worry, Sean doesn't have to know.

Thought I 'd tell you I love reading your diary, You are a very witty person and upbeat!! Have agreat day!!

I have to give props to crack for making me the person I am today. HA! jk... Giving props to coke.

-Sheryl

 

[MsGhettoBooty]

So last night I ended up getting to the gym ~8:30pm. For a Wednesday night, there were definitely a lot more people than usual. Oh well. I decided to do a bit of stretching, then walked my ass to the Arc Trainer to fit in a 20 min hill interval workout. (The Arc Trainers are the least used cardio machine, so all 12 were available. WOHOO!)

Five minutes into my workout, someone decides to jump onto the arc trainer directly next to me. Ummm ok.. cool. In between listening to the lyrics of Breaking Benjamin's Break My Fall, I hear someone saying, "Hello.. hey... hi." I turn and here's a guy wearing a pink Nike jogging suit with matching wristbands and headband. I'm smiling and thinking he's just a college kid who obviously lost a bet, so I start looking around the gym to see if his friends are around. "I'm Michael. I just joined a week ago. I love this gym! Are you new? What's your name?" "Sup, man. Nope. Name's Sheryl." "Wow. This machine is weird. I feel like I'm walking on air. Do you feel like you're walking on air? Weeee! Look at me! I'm walking on air!" So I start dying laughing, because he's saying this loud. "Dude, I'm trying to workout. Please, don't fuck with me right now." He laughs and pats my hand, "I'm sorry..." I interrupt in saying, "You lost a bet, didn't you?" "Ummm, yah... did the hot pink headband and wristbands give it away? I hope people don't think I'm gay." "Want my honest opinion?" He nods and laughs. "Honestly, I would've never thought you were gay. Reason being, gay men have style. No gay man would be caught dead rocking a Britney Spears colored jump suit, you dumbass." He fell off the arc trainer from laughing so damn hard. As a result, I've been invited to a fraternity party for being "a wicked funny chick."

-Sheryl

 

[Miss Ladybug]

Morning Sugar Booty!! I must be completely out of my damn mind, because as I promised Sugar Tits, I posted old cheer pictures in my diary, okay they were from cheer camp, but you get the gist. OH and yes, Farrah hair, LOL LOL Oh well, it to has changed with the times, I think I've had my hair every color and every style under the sun, I'm not kidding either, I would have made an awesome PI, because nobody has recognized me from year to year. LOL LOL Hey I get tired of the same old, same old I have to change and often. Enjoy the laugh!! Hope your day is a kicking one!!!! LUB YA!
Kim

 

[DCarr10760]

Pink Jumpsuit Fratboy...

Sheryl, you are like magnetic North for crazies!

Course, I'm here too...

I guess I meant the 'other' crazies.

Do you s'pose Pink Jumpsuit Fratboy knows Piss Yellow hat guy?

DC

 

[hickgurltx]

That is too funny Sheryl!

Have A Great Thursday!

 

[Miss Ladybug]

Now that story is fricken FUNNY!!! The question I have for you is........ Are you going to the FRAT HOUSE??? You should have taken of pic of that poor little guy. LOL LOL Britney Spears watch out!!!!!!!!! I want to know, wouldn't you think with all the money that girl has she could buys some slamming killer outfits?? I just don't get her fashion sense or lack there of at all! Momma, you need to call her up and give her your 2 cents on how to dress, because you rock it babes!! Have a hella great day today Sugar Booty!! ahhhhh I bet you still looked great working out too.

 

[niapage]

see whay O don't do gym's,that was too funy
I would have freaked for some strange reason!Way to go on being
a good girl and keeping your NICE thoughts of the feller in your head...Hope you have another INTERESTING DAY,PS no BJ'S for BF lol I like to threaten that occationally to hubby when we argue like OK no more BJ'S for you that usually shuts him up ot I get a comment such as oh like I DON'T have to wait 2 weeks anyway,I say some men are lucky to get 1 (specially the way I handle it )in a LIFETIME!Tammy
Here some more PC graffitti I left some in BIKINIS diari to.
UU///////////////D ~~~~~~~~~

 

[bikinibound]

I interrupt in saying, "You lost a bet, didn't you?" "Ummm, yah... did the hot pink headband and wristbands give it away? I hope people don't think I'm gay." "Want my honest opinion?" He nods and laughs. "Honestly, I would've never thought you were gay. Reason being, gay men have style. No gay man would be caught dead rocking a Britney Spears colored jump suit, you dumbass." He fell off the arc trainer from laughing so damn hard. As a result, I've been invited to a fraternity party for being "a wicked funny chick."
-Sheryl

LMAO!! Dave is right--you ARE a weirdo magnet...but they say like attracts like--which must be why I'm so attracted to you...

DaveC--I forgot to mention this earlier, but your kitty in the bed story had me laughing and cringing at the same time! Man, I guess when you gave in to your ex, your balls took a beating in more than one sense....

niapage: see whay O don't do gym's,that was too funy
I would have freaked for some strange reason!Way to go on being
a good girl and keeping your NICE thoughts of the feller in your head...Hope you have another INTERESTING DAY,PS no BJ'S for BF lol I like to threaten that occationally to hubby when we argue like OK no more BJ'S for you that usually shuts him up ot I get a comment such as oh like I DON'T have to wait 2 weeks anyway,I say some men are lucky to get 1 (specially the way I handle it )in a LIFETIME!Tammy
Here some more PC graffitti I left some in BIKINIS diari to.
UU///////////////D ~~~~~~~~~

Damn. Now you've brought out the inner perv in Tammy, too!! What a corrupting influence you are! Nothing wrong in that, BTW

 

[Curvie Girlie]

Thanks, Val Bunny. I'm really trying hard. I wanted to be in the 160s when December came around, so I'm a month ahead... sweet ass! Nah honey, that's here in NY... upstate a bit. The in laws were in South Carolina.

Sweet ass is right, Babe! And gotcha. Never been to the East Coast, I promised to visit Claud and I can't help but wonder how a "hippie" (the worls sees me like that, but in Santa Cruz Land I'm pretty tame) would be received over there????

You know, I've never had Butternut squash before, since it's so damn expensive in Hawaii. However, I've come to the conclusion that I can do without it. Bah... they should name it Butt Squash... since it taste like ass. Btw, your hella hot with your "voluptuous thighs." Oh shit.. I was supposed to save that one for next Wednesday. Oh well.
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Wah, I like it! Well, in a spicy stew, only Thanks!!! Here is a pic of them when I was 144 lbs and a pic when I was 137lbs. I love them a lot, don't get me wrong, but they still rub together when I run and when I was near my goal (135 is my goal) they didn't anymore....which was nice.