MGB's Diary: "Clean Your Plate," they said.

I have a small ass - thank got it's not flat! There is nothing worse than a small flat ass.

Will never go on Depo due to so many women I know who put on weight! BC is such a pain - nothing works for me.

Anyway that restaurant sounds baaaad!!
 
Lula Girl!

Awww... it's Lula... my 1/2 French kinky perv from the UK. Hey honey! hahaaa How's the weight loss been going? Hmmm.... don't you think it's about time you opened up a food journal, deary? That way I can leave you perverted messages. LMAO!!!!

-Sheryl

PS A small ass is fine also. As long as it fits in a man's hand, then you're all good. LOL
 
Congrats Sheryl on your 1 lb loss!

As for your friend and her depo dilemma. Why doesn't the guy just pull out ! :D:rofl:
I will say no more as that might push even the bounds of YOUR diary ! :newangel:

Hope you had a great weekend!:beerchug:
 
hey-lo mis Sheryl.

Congratulations on your weight loss hun. Hope you had a fun weekend. anything fun planned this week?
 
Hey Sheryl
I was on depovera for more than three years, put me in the change of life pretty much. Now I am stuck with the change and the weight..for now.
Took off another couple pounds. Feeling really good, having walked five days straight ..taking today off, but tomorrow back to walking for an hour or so... wearing myself out! is a good thing!

So how are you girl?
Heard about your friend, getting depo twice was a dumb thing to do. Never in my life would I have done it a second time, no man is worth it!

Well hope all is well .. and congrat on your WEight loss!!!!! :)
ttylater hun
Just thought I would drop in

love yas
always
natalie jo :pumpkin::pumpkin::pumpkin:
 
MsGhettoBooty said:


Thanks, girl! :) And hell yes I did... I wasn't going to allow my ass to starve. haha! I got home and made myself a turkey wrap. (within my calories.. ) Sean was trying to bust my balls while I was dancing in the kitchen (I do this when I get excited.) while making my 2nd dinner and he said, "OMG... you're such a fat ass." "Hey.. as long as it's "fat" and not "flat," then I'm cool." A bitch gotta eat!

-Sheryl
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:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao: Ah! You made me laugh my flat ass off!
 
Howdy MGB,
Congrats on losing this week!!Your doing awesome in the HALLOWEEN challange!!:) Ok onto DEPO I was on it for about 2 and 1/2 years loved it,it was easy convient I didn't gain I actually lost my 1st 30-50 lbs while on it BUT this big thing came out about it causing BONE DESEASE mainly if you were on it 2+ years and in teen that are still growing that you have to take bone density test to keep on it so I said f-it and we do CONDOS now lol!He is suppose to get neutered when he can get insurance .I hope you have a gr8 week Tammy
 
Just stopping by to say hiiiiiiiiiiii!
You're freakin awesome girl... 170?! congrats on that!
Thanks for the info on the corsets. When I don't feel like I'm dying [freakin migraine] I'll send you a pm. :]
"Ass Poachers"... hilarious.

I'm off to attempt sleep but take care hun!
xoxox
 
Steve said:
Ass poachers!?

Where!?

:p
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You, my dear... are my favorite ass poacher from Philly. HA! :D

MidGaGuy said:
Congrats Sheryl on your 1 lb loss!

As for your friend and her depo dilemma. Why doesn't the guy just pull out ! :D:rofl:
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Thanks, honey.... for the weight loss congrats and the "pulling out comment" in my diary! WOOHOO! Way to add more perverted shit in here, Paul. And believe me, I told her to do the same thing. Shit... I do! LMAO

fayefaye5 said:
hey-lo mis Sheryl.

Congratulations on your weight loss hun. Hope you had a fun weekend. anything fun planned this week?
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Hey honey.. and thank you also. As for plans... damn, I'm not all too sure. If anything, I wouldn't mind staying at home with a fridge full of goodies and Gatorade. I'm planning a "Bone-a-thon." HA!

nataliejo said:
Hey Sheryl
I was on depovera for more than three years, put me in the change of life pretty much. Now I am stuck with the change and the weight..for now.
Took off another couple pounds. Feeling really good, having walked five days straight ..taking today off, but tomorrow back to walking for an hour or so... wearing myself out! is a good thing!
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You're doing so well with your weight loss, honey. Just keep in mind... just don't go wearing yourself out to the point you actually get burnt out soon. If that happens, I'll have to find you and drag your happy ass along with me. ;) Thanks, angel.

bikinibound said:
Ah! You made me laugh my flat ass off!
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Bah... I'll be your private ass poacher, girl. :p

niapage said:
Howdy MGB,
Ok onto DEPO I was on it for about 2 and 1/2 years loved it,it was easy convient I didn't gain I actually lost my 1st 30-50 lbs while on it BUT this big thing came out about it causing BONE DESEASE mainly if you were on it 2+ years and in teen that are still growing that you have to take bone density test to keep on it so I said f-it and we do CONDOS now lol!He is suppose to get neutered when he can get insurance .I hope you have a gr8 week Tammy
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Wow.... lucky you, hun. I've heard how so many women have gained while on it. Bone disease, eh? Whoah.... (To all you girls reading... don't get Depo) You're going to neuter your man??? Whoah... now that's just too kinky even for me. ;) HA!

ellebelle said:
J
You're freakin awesome girl... 170?! congrats on that!
Thanks for the info on the corsets. When I don't feel like I'm dying [freakin migraine] I'll send you a pm. :]
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Thanks, elle girl. I hope you start feeling better soon. As for the corsets, whenever you're ready, just ask. I'm a corset whore, so you've come to the right bitch. :D Oh just so you know... I think Sean and I will be heading up to Vertex next month. I'll let you know when exactly.

-Sheryl
 
fridge full of goodies sounds might yummy..

hmmm you shall have to elaborate on the... bone-a-thon dear..

i have some guesses.. but please.. tell all :p
 
MsGhettoBooty said:

Thanks, elle girl. I hope you start feeling better soon. As for the corsets, whenever you're ready, just ask. I'm a corset whore, so you've come to the right bitch. :D Oh just so you know... I think Sean and I will be heading up to Vertex next month. I'll let you know when exactly.

-Sheryl
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Thanks girl, Excedrin helped a bunch tonight. :]
I'm glad i came to the "right bitch" then. lol. :p <3
And yay to hopefully heading up to vertex soon!
Hopefully I'll be able to make it whenever it is. :]

xoxox
 
MsGhettoBooty said:


Ummmm nada much... other than having a mother fucking (partial, because I got clipped) black eye this morning. HA! I'm chalking that up as a "battle wound." You'd be proud of me, Steve... I got that burly dyke good. LMAO!!

-Sheryl
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Was this in your grappling class?
 
Steve said:
Was this in your grappling class?
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Nope... it was actually muay thai. They had some broad come in, saying she needed to workout a bit because she has a tourney this weekend or whatever. So my trainer told her she could work with a few guys and do a bit of sparring. However, she made it a point that she wanted a female, so yah... me. She was a big bitch, man. 5'8" and 215 lbs of muscle and here's my ass, 5'0" and 170lbs of absolute diva. HA! Anyways... she was told it was just for sparring (blocking kicks, strikes, working on foot work) and they made us pad up. Fine, because I don't mind helping someone out and besides, it's not like it's full contact, right? Ummm no.... first few seconds, she freaking flies and knees me hard. I look at my trainer and mouth, "WTF?" He yells at her and before shit comes to a halt, she cheap shots me in the face... hitting me in the eye and I fall down. I was pissed, because 1. she should have known better, 2. I am no one's punching bag, 3. you just punched me in my mother fucking eye!, 4. she didn't even help me up! BAH!


Unfortuntely, it got all the guys in the gym riled up... you know "chick fight." She just stood there laughing and I'm sorry, but wtf is that? Poor sportsmanship. So I asked her what her qualifications/ background was when it came to kickboxing and she blurted out all kinds of shit in a cocky way, then yells "Albany, bitch." Upperbody wise, she was great, but easy to be blocked. However, her kicks were weak. I never do this, but I think I was just angry because of the cheap shot, so I told her one round full contact MT. To make a long story short, standup grappling wise... I had a hand up on that. Got her with a roundhouse kick to the face. Flat on her ass. So I leaned in and said, "5 years State Tourneys Honolulu, Hawaii... bitch." Go Sheryl! Go Sheryl! I made $50, so I'm happy even if my eye hurts like hell. LOL!!

-Sheryl

PS To those reading.. I am not violent whatsoever. :D I'm just competitive... big difference.
 
MsGhettoBooty said:


Nope... it was actually muay thai. They had some broad come in, saying she needed to workout a bit because she has a tourney this weekend or whatever. So my trainer told her she could work with a few guys and do a bit of sparring. However, she made it a point that she wanted a female, so yah... me. She was a big bitch, man. 5'8" and 215 lbs of muscle and here's my ass, 5'0" and 170lbs of absolute diva. HA! Anyways... she was told it was just for sparring (blocking kicks, strikes, working on foot work) and they made us pad up. Fine, because I don't mind helping someone out and besides, it's not like it's full contact, right? Ummm no.... first few seconds, she freaking flies and knees me hard. I look at my trainer and mouth, "WTF?" He yells at her and before shit comes to a halt, she cheap shots me in the face... hitting me in the eye and I fall down. I was pissed, because 1. she should have known better, 2. I am no one's punching bag, 3. you just punched me in my mother fucking eye!, 4. she didn't even help me up! BAH!


Unfortuntely, it got all the guys in the gym riled up... you know "chick fight." She just stood there laughing and I'm sorry, but wtf is that? Poor sportsmanship. So I asked her what her qualifications/ background was when it came to kickboxing and she blurted out all kinds of shit in a cocky way, then yells "Albany, bitch." Upperbody wise, she was great, but easy to be blocked. However, her kicks were weak. I never do this, but I think I was just angry because of the cheap shot, so I told her one round full contact MT. To make a long story short, standup grappling wise... I had a hand up on that. Got her with a roundhouse kick to the face. Flat on her ass. So I leaned in and said, "5 years State Tourneys Honolulu, Hawaii... bitch." Go Sheryl! Go Sheryl! I made $50, so I'm happy even if my eye hurts like hell. LOL!!

-Sheryl

PS To those reading.. I am not violent whatsoever. :D I'm just competitive... big difference.
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That's awesome. Don't fuck with Sheryl!
 
Oh your a competitor just like me, I knew I loved ya!! Great job on kicking that snobs BIG ASS! GO SHERYL, GO SHERYL!!! :rofl::rofl: Like you, I'm more of a lover than a fighter, HOWEVER, don't ever provoke me, I'm what they call the silent type. LOL LOL Hey I grew up in the bay area of California, what can I say. HAHAHAHAHA I just love when the underdog comes back with a big WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA whoopin. :newangel:
Kim:
 
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