MGB's Diary: "Clean Your Plate," they said.

MsGhettoBooty said:

The funny thing is, all these little wanna be thugs would get their ass handed to them if they just fucked with a ghetto female. HAHAAAA! Now fucking with an actual REAL thug... yah, that's a different story completely.

Yeah, I think most of those gangsta wannabes end up being some real gangsta's bitch when their dumb, daddy's mercedes-driving ass finally ends up in the slammer.:beerchug:

Amen... I'd beat my daughter's ass.... and then I'd beat his, because that's how this bitch rolls.

And then I'd send her horny, pubescent ass to a convent until she's 25..lol

-Sheryl
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Looks like Sean's making up for his indiscretions...lol. And what about my suggestion re the terminator?? ;)

Hope your weekend is restful and sexful...lmao
 
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"You know for a fact that I would be up for the challenge... only after you've drank to the point of almost passing out, because you have a freaking 12" advantage over me and that's soooo not fair."

WOW. Steve's is 12 inches?!?!?!?! Way to go, man.




Sheryl, you are incredibly sweet and funny and supportive, so of course CatX wishes she was in your good graces. I am sure everyone here prays for an MGB visit to their diary. You can't blame the girl...she just needed to come and ask nicely. Sheesh.
 
AmbaLove said:
Originally Posted by MsGhettoBooty
"You know for a fact that I would be up for the challenge... only after you've drank to the point of almost passing out, because you have a freaking 12" advantage over me and that's soooo not fair."

WOW. Steve's is 12 inches?!?!?!?! Way to go, man.

Hahaha! Is his wife lucky or what?:D


Sheryl, you are incredibly sweet and funny and supportive, so of course CatX wishes she was in your good graces. I am sure everyone here prays for an MGB visit to their diary. You can't blame the girl...she just needed to come and ask nicely. Sheesh.
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Yeah, if she wanted Shaz to stop by her diary she should've stopped by hers and been nice.:rolleyes:
 
So right now, Sean and I are headed out to dinner with Beth and her man. I'll let you all know how things go. It should be rather interesting since Sean doesn't believe me. hahaaaaa!

-Sheryl
 
Did I read that right girlfriend, your down a pound this week??? YOU ROCK!!! smoke that damn scales ass!!! YEAH, I know how hard it is to lose a pound, so anybody that loses a pound deserves a good HIP HIP HOORAY!! :beerchug: Keep it coming, GREAT JOB! Hope your dinner was a good one, can't wait to hear all about it!
Kim
 
TGIF: That Garbage Is Food?

Okay, so let me start this off with saying, I believe the restaurant, TGIF, is absolute shit. Everything on the menu looked great, but when the food was up close and personal, it looked as if the chef went picking here and there out of the trash can. I ordered the Grilled Island Mahi Mahi, because it seemed to be best decision since I'm trying to watch my calories and whatnot. (500 calories @ 10g of fat) You should have seen my face when the waitress placed my food infront of me. I swear to God, it looked like someone shat in a plate. The "mahi mahi" was maybe the size of an anorexic twinkie. The "bed of rice" was at the MOST 1/4c of overcooked shit. The "broccoli florets" where smaller than my goddamn thumb! (Maybe 1/2c at the most) You know it's bad when you look over at your husband and say, "Just fyi... my ass is going to eat something after this." TGIF, you suck ass! (And yes, I made sure to complain about it. It was ridiculous.)


Anywho, as for the dinner conversation, things went really well. Sean nudged me over a million times under the table, because he was so surprised at how much bigger Beth had become. During dinner, Sean and her man were talking, so Beth and I started our own conversation. It went from "what did you do today" to "I gained weight because of Depo." Wow. Birth control can be such an evil bitch at times. Beth said she went on Depo a week before we met. The first month she gained 10 lbs. Four months after the initial shot, she had gained 35lbs. She said her hunger grew to the point where no matter how much she ate, she just wasn't satisfied. (Damn that sucks!) She has gained a total of 75 lbs as a result. (She weighs 200 exactly.) I could tell by her behavior that the conversation (which she freely spoke of) was starting to bring her down, so being the asshole that I am, I had to say something to brighten the mood. "You know, Beth... All I have to say to you is... that better be some DAMN good dick, girlfriend." It broke the serious mood and she started laughing hard. That's the first time she actually really let her guard down in a while she said. One point for Sheryl.

Normally I would type out today's accomplishments, but I'm about to enjoy a couple hours of late night boning. Gotta hurry before the Red Dragon hits some time this week. HA! I'll make sure to check up on everyone possibly tomorrow. We're going to Darien Lake Park again this weekend, so heaven knows when we'll be home. Wishing everyone a great weekend!

-Sheryl
 
Hmmm..I used to be a waitress at TGIF and have eaten there many times. Maybe that one is just crap, bc i've always had good food there.

Bloody hell! And no I'm not referring to your impending visit from aunt flo. :rotflmao::rotflmao: If I had gained 35lbs in four months, I'd be runing to my gyno and telling her I want to get on the pill or use condoms, or anything but depo!! Is she still on it? If she is, she's an idiot!!

Enjoy your horseback riding.:beerchug:
 
Hey Sheryl, Nice job on the weight loss. Every pound counts, but you knew that. No offence to Bikinibound but I've tried TGIF a couple time because it's close and never had much luck. Those chains are rarely any good. I hope your weekend was great, have a good week.
Mickey
 
Fitby4T said:
Hey Sheryl, Nice job on the weight loss. Every pound counts, but you knew that. No offence to Bikinibound but I've tried TGIF a couple time because it's close and never had much luck. Those chains are rarely any good. I hope your weekend was great, have a good week.
Mickey
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Well, either we know how to cook better in the Midwest than you East Coast folks..haha...or you both have higher standards of what constitutes good food than I do...lol. But I will say that my fellow co-workers enjoyed the food as much as I did. That being said, I haven't eaten at TGIF's since 2004. Maybe they've gone downhill since then. But it can't be all bad, or else people would stop going there and they'd go out of business. Ok, I'll stop now...lol.:D
 
Hey luv, how are you ?? Hope you all had fun at the park. Do you bring a picnic or what do you all do there? Sounds nice.

BB, I think the Depo stays in your system for months so it sounds like she put the weight on for her first shot (or whatever pertinent delivery method) and its been in her system since then. She would be totally nuts to get another dose of that stuff though, eh?? Its damn well hard enough keeping weight at bay without that shit adding to it.
 
Blancita said:
Hey luv, how are you ?? Hope you all had fun at the park. Do you bring a picnic or what do you all do there? Sounds nice.

BB, I think the Depo stays in your system for months so it sounds like she put the weight on for her first shot (or whatever pertinent delivery method) and its been in her system since then. She would be totally nuts to get another dose of that stuff though, eh?? Its damn well hard enough keeping weight at bay without that shit adding to it.
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I believe those shots last for 3months. So after gaining the first 35lbs, I would've told the gyno I didn't want another one. She would've had to have gotten at leat one more shot if she gained that much weight.
 
TGIF-

I'm on the road a lot (well not so much these days but it'll start up again soon) and I've eaten at a bunch of them (and Applebys and Chili's and Bertuccis and...) I have found the quality of the food to be real spotty.

FWIW I never eat fish unless I am in a restaurant that specializes in fish, typically limited to those communities near water ;)! It's too easy to screw it up. In those fastish food restaurants I stick with big salads with grilled chicken. It's hard to screw up grilled chicken...I've seen it done, but you have to really try hard.

Now you all have me stumped...what's Depo? Birth control shots that last months? But can f*ck with your hormones so you get Rhinosized in months? Kind of a self-limiting phenomina yes? Here I've been whining about BP meds that when you go off them cause you to retain a half dozen lbs of water...

Sheryls right, that bone better be worth it!

David
 
Morning Sweetness! Well sorry about your food, seems like a bad meal can really ruin a nice night out. I guess one good thing is you had some laughs and well the dinner (company) turned out better than expected, so that's a plus!! I hope your week is a good one, and I hope that scale keeps on going down!! I'll check in later gator!
CHOW
Kim
 
Congrats on the pound!

Sean and I don't eat at TGIF either. The chain restaurants around here suck ass. Maybe it's because it's usually cooked by teenagers.

So, did you get anything else to eat before your late-night boning session? Or during? ;)
 
Fitby4T said:
Hey Sheryl, Nice job on the weight loss. Every pound counts, but you knew that. No offence to Bikinibound but I've tried TGIF a couple time because it's close and never had much luck. Those chains are rarely any good. I hope your weekend was great, have a good week.
Mickey
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Hey Mickey... I'm sticking with you. TGIF sucks balls... and not in a good way. HA! Thanks for dropping in, shexy ass.

Blancita said:
Hey luv, how are you ?? Hope you all had fun at the park. Do you bring a picnic or what do you all do there? Sounds nice.

BB, I think the Depo stays in your system for months so it sounds like she put the weight on for her first shot (or whatever pertinent delivery method) and its been in her system since then. She would be totally nuts to get another dose of that stuff though, eh?? Its damn well hard enough keeping weight at bay without that shit adding to it.
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Claudia girl... actually we went to an amusement park where they had roller coasters and the like. I wonder how many calories you burn screaming your ass off like a dick-craving banshee. Hmmmmm..... They have this one ride called "The Ride of Steel" and there's a 208 foot drop.. OoOOh girl, talk about almost crapping yourself. Good times. HA!

(For both you and Kimberly) As for Beth.... okay her doctor gave her the first shot which lasted 3 months. HOWEVER.... he told her that he's seen cases where women have lost the excess weight after the second dose. Needless to say, I just sat there looking at her with my mouth open and thinking, "Now why in the fuck did you let a MAN tell you that shit! C'mon, girl! He has cock and balls for fack's sake!" So she took his advice... 2 shots... and ALL that extra weight later. Damn.. I'm sorry, but NO dick is worth all the weight. (I'm not even talking Ryan Reynold's dick either... then again, I could be lying cuz he's HOT shit. LMAO jk

DCarr10760 said:
Now you all have me stumped...what's Depo? Birth control shots that last months? But can f*ck with your hormones so you get Rhinosized in months? Kind of a self-limiting phenomina yes? Here I've been whining about BP meds that when you go off them cause you to retain a half dozen lbs of water...

Sheryls right, that bone better be worth it!

David
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OMG! LMAO!!!! Rhinosized? Bad David Bad... And yes.. Depo aka Depo Provera is a hormone injection containing synthetic progesterone. It pretty much stalls the releasing of eggs in the ovaries for 3 months. I've never been a big fan of birth control pills/ injections. It fucks with your body way too much and I can't take that risk.

Steve said:
Hey dork. :)
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Hmmm... I personally prefer "nerd," but as long as I'm a hot "dork" then it's ALL good. ;)

Miss Ladybug said:
Morning Sweetness! Well sorry about your food, seems like a bad meal can really ruin a nice night out. I guess one good thing is you had some laughs and well the dinner (company) turned out better than expected, so that's a plus!! I hope your week is a good one, and I hope that scale keeps on going down!!
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Hey honey.. and thanks. Dinner went well. Our waitress was a twit and the manager was a cock. Hmmm sounds like your usual classy night out, eh? LOL As for the scale... bah.. fucking thing. "The Red Dragon" hasn't appeared just yet, but I know that bastard's stalking me any minute. Sometimes... I just wish I had balls. :( LMAO jk

-Sheryl
 
AmyRB said:
So, did you get anything else to eat before your late-night boning session? Or during? ;)
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Thanks, girl! :) And hell yes I did... I wasn't going to allow my ass to starve. haha! I got home and made myself a turkey wrap. (within my calories.. ) Sean was trying to bust my balls while I was dancing in the kitchen (I do this when I get excited.) while making my 2nd dinner and he said, "OMG... you're such a fat ass." "Hey.. as long as it's "fat" and not "flat," then I'm cool." A bitch gotta eat!

-Sheryl
 
MsGhettoBooty said:


Thanks, girl! :) And hell yes I did... I wasn't going to allow my ass to starve. haha! I got home and made myself a turkey wrap. (within my calories.. ) Sean was trying to bust my balls while I was dancing in the kitchen (I do this when I get excited.) while making my 2nd dinner and he said, "OMG... you're such a fat ass." "Hey.. as long as it's "fat" and not "flat," then I'm cool." A bitch gotta eat!

-Sheryl
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That's right! Gotta have some junk in da trunk. Even when I was thin I had a big 'ol ass. It gives my husband more to grab onto!
 
AmyRB said:
That's right! Gotta have some junk in da trunk. Even when I was thin I had a big 'ol ass. It gives my husband more to grab onto!
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OooOooOh mami... gotta watch out what you say? Got a bunch of "Ass Poachers" around here.. LMAO! And yes... big booties make the world go 'round. HA!

-Sheryl
 
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