TLD doesn't mean men aren't welcome. It's just that it's the one day of the week when we hetero women can get our lezbo freak on....lmbo
Stick around--you said you like to watch...
Less talk.
More action.
MGB's Diary: "Clean Your Plate," they said.
- Thread starter MsGhettoBooty
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Less talk.
More action.
bikinibound
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It's hard to have action when we're all spread around the country. I guess we could all meet up at your place, though....
MsGhettoBooty
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Just wanted to be the first to wish you a
HAPPY TEMPORARY LESBIAN DAY!!!
LMAO! I nearly pissed myself when I read that. Ummm thanks.. now shut up and drop trou', baby! LMAO!!!!
Guess I'm not welcome in these parts today.
But Sheryl says I have boobies. Does that count?
Oh and what great boobies they are. You'd put Aria Giovanni to shame.. and I LOOOOVEEEEE hers.
HA! The thought was there, girl! I appreciate it! So... ummm... how was Harley Night? hahaaaa!!
Freakin pushy alpha male you! HA!
Hey if we meet up at Steve's I'm going for his neighbor. He has warm beer and shots! woohoooo!!
-Sheryl
MsGhettoBooty
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So wait. I'm confused. Where are we meeting? My neighbors house for warm lesbian love and cold booze?
If so, I'm so in!
OoOOooh man... what have the ladies turned you into, Steve? WOOHOO I got the head "trainer" to be a mega perv in my journal! YES!!!
And I'm going to your neighbors for cold booze and lovin'. The rest of you can go to Steve's.... well unless he just meets me with leather bicep straps on, then it's soooooooooooo on. -Sheryl
MsGhettoBooty
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Yea, you guys really brought down my professionalism.
I have to avoid this place like the plague. It's real bad for my image!
Fine.......
Me and you... let's keep all that "perv stuff" in PM.
To the rest of you, girls... nannnnnnerrrrrrr nannnnnerrrrr! PM eye candy for ME! Muahahaaaaaaa! 
bikinibound
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OoOOooh man... what have the ladies turned you into, Steve? WOOHOO I got the head "trainer" to be a mega perv in my journal! YES!!!
-Sheryl
My, my my!! I can barely read the posts in here for all the steam that's fogging things up.
nataliejo
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Hey girl!!
Hey you!!
Thanks for writing in my diary. Finally getting my act together. Took a while. But I have been complaining about my weight and I figured it was time to do something. So I have actually lost five pounds!!
How are you doing?
Your diary is muy interesting ..lol way perverted...
I don't know if I would join you on Temp Lesbian Day, but I am sure to return into your journal...
Your journal kicks butt!
ttylater
always natalie jo
Hey you!!
Thanks for writing in my diary. Finally getting my act together. Took a while. But I have been complaining about my weight and I figured it was time to do something. So I have actually lost five pounds!!
How are you doing?
Your diary is muy interesting ..lol way perverted...
I don't know if I would join you on Temp Lesbian Day, but I am sure to return into your journal...
Your journal kicks butt!
ttylater
always natalie jo
bikinibound
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AmyRB
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Hey Sheryl! How goes it? You still kicking ass at the gym?
I haven't had a chance to try out Harley on my H. A friend of my did however invite me to a "fun party" next week and all our husbands have "volunteered" to watch the kids. I think they may be hoping we may notice their nice gesture and bring something back from the party. Lol! They usually beg us to watch the kids so they can drink beer and watch the game!
I haven't had a chance to try out Harley on my H. A friend of my did however invite me to a "fun party" next week and all our husbands have "volunteered" to watch the kids. I think they may be hoping we may notice their nice gesture and bring something back from the party. Lol! They usually beg us to watch the kids so they can drink beer and watch the game!
MsGhettoBooty
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Since When Does Being Married Mean Having to Drop Best Friends
So earlier this morning I was in a happy mood dancing around the house in my PJs: tazmanian devil house slippers, Guinness boxers and a black wife beater which reads, “The Only Bush I Trust is My Own.” Why am I in such a happy mood? Well, I’ve booked my flight to Hawaii for Christmas to surprise ko’u ‘ohana (my family)! In all the excitement, I emailed my male best friend, Mark, telling him when I’ll be arriving and what type of ice cream I expect to pig-out on when we hang out. (Mark makes homemade ice cream that’s AWESOME.) Last night I’m facking around on WLF and my cellphone rings. “Yup.. I don’t know that number, so they can leave a message if it’s really important.” Due to all the WLF fun, I forgot to check the message. “Oh well.. I’ll do it tomorrow.”
While I’m dancing around I decide to listen to my phone message. It’s Mark… using a friend’s cellphone. Ummm ok… weird… but ok. All in all, the message pretty much said that we can’t hang out, because his wife forbids him to. What? He then said, “Call me on this number, not my cellphone.” Odd. I listen to the other messages and they’re all from him as well. (6 other messages) I guess he kept trying to reach me, but I was dead asleep and well duh! That’s a 6 hr difference, the jackass. The last message is, “Read your email.”
I was already on WLF (real surprise, right?) and did so. I’ll sum it up. The email said that he would love to hang out with me, but it seems his wife has grown paranoid of our friendship. Okay… but come the fuck on! Paranoid? BAH! When I’m with Mark, I’m dykier (Yah.. That’s not a word, but in my diary it is.) than most bulldykes! We freaking go to MMA/ UFC events, paint balling, racing our RTDs, watch baseball on TV while eating ice cream.. Hell, we even check out girls! I’m pissed because no matter how hot a guy is, I would never fack a married man. Hell, I wouldn’t cheat on Sean, so that shouldn’t even be a problem! Grrrrr! What also pisses me off is I helped that flat-faced bitch with her wedding, because her own family members didn’t help. I had no beef with her, but damnitt.. Now I do. I know anger isn’t the proper way to deal with a situation, but God… striking that bitch in the face right now would make me so happy. Damnitt… I want my panini maker back! (wedding pressie)
The last part of his email read, “You’re the only female I have ever met that could make me laugh no matter how down I was, Sheryl and I don’t want to lose you.” BAH! Talk about stabbing me in my dykerific heart! As a result, I went upstairs, changed into my workout clothes and jogged my ass to the gym. I spent 75 mins throwing kicks, strikes, etc. to rid myself of frustration. God this sucks. Not only am I going to lose my best friend, but I’m out a fucking panini maker. Damn I'm so freaking heart broken.
-Sheryl
So earlier this morning I was in a happy mood dancing around the house in my PJs: tazmanian devil house slippers, Guinness boxers and a black wife beater which reads, “The Only Bush I Trust is My Own.” Why am I in such a happy mood? Well, I’ve booked my flight to Hawaii for Christmas to surprise ko’u ‘ohana (my family)! In all the excitement, I emailed my male best friend, Mark, telling him when I’ll be arriving and what type of ice cream I expect to pig-out on when we hang out. (Mark makes homemade ice cream that’s AWESOME.) Last night I’m facking around on WLF and my cellphone rings. “Yup.. I don’t know that number, so they can leave a message if it’s really important.” Due to all the WLF fun, I forgot to check the message. “Oh well.. I’ll do it tomorrow.”
While I’m dancing around I decide to listen to my phone message. It’s Mark… using a friend’s cellphone. Ummm ok… weird… but ok. All in all, the message pretty much said that we can’t hang out, because his wife forbids him to. What? He then said, “Call me on this number, not my cellphone.” Odd. I listen to the other messages and they’re all from him as well. (6 other messages) I guess he kept trying to reach me, but I was dead asleep and well duh! That’s a 6 hr difference, the jackass. The last message is, “Read your email.”
I was already on WLF (real surprise, right?) and did so. I’ll sum it up. The email said that he would love to hang out with me, but it seems his wife has grown paranoid of our friendship. Okay… but come the fuck on! Paranoid? BAH! When I’m with Mark, I’m dykier (Yah.. That’s not a word, but in my diary it is.) than most bulldykes! We freaking go to MMA/ UFC events, paint balling, racing our RTDs, watch baseball on TV while eating ice cream.. Hell, we even check out girls! I’m pissed because no matter how hot a guy is, I would never fack a married man. Hell, I wouldn’t cheat on Sean, so that shouldn’t even be a problem! Grrrrr! What also pisses me off is I helped that flat-faced bitch with her wedding, because her own family members didn’t help. I had no beef with her, but damnitt.. Now I do. I know anger isn’t the proper way to deal with a situation, but God… striking that bitch in the face right now would make me so happy. Damnitt… I want my panini maker back! (wedding pressie)
The last part of his email read, “You’re the only female I have ever met that could make me laugh no matter how down I was, Sheryl and I don’t want to lose you.” BAH! Talk about stabbing me in my dykerific heart! As a result, I went upstairs, changed into my workout clothes and jogged my ass to the gym. I spent 75 mins throwing kicks, strikes, etc. to rid myself of frustration. God this sucks. Not only am I going to lose my best friend, but I’m out a fucking panini maker. Damn I'm so freaking heart broken.
-Sheryl
wow that woman sounds evil, its not right for her to tell him not to see you. They're married, (im thinking you are too?), so its obvious nothing would happen, or even wanting anything to happen. She seems very insecure. Im sorry about your panini maker and as for losing a best friend. That stinks, hopefully mark will speak to his wifey and make it clear you two are friends only so you can still remain close. You shouldn't have to lose a best bud, because of another person's insecuritites.
Its probably not good he's e-mailing you, and calling you on different numbers, if she found out that could make things worse. Mark needs to speak to his wife and sort this shizzle out for sho ! =p
Great job on the 75min anger release though, bet that burnt some calories !
and as for losing a best friend. That stinks, hopefully mark will speak to his wifey and make it clear you two are friends only so you can still remain close. You shouldn't have to lose a best bud, because of another person's insecuritites.Its probably not good he's e-mailing you, and calling you on different numbers, if she found out that could make things worse. Mark needs to speak to his wife and sort this shizzle out for sho ! =p
Great job on the 75min anger release though, bet that burnt some calories !
MsGhettoBooty
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Too late. It seems she may have hacked into his email. I just got freaking hate mail. Hmmm.... let's see.... it's a page worth of bullshit.... the key phrases in it are "you're a whore"... "stay away"... oh, and "rot and die, bitch." Damn... and I didn't even get a "Have a nice day... whore." That rude bitch.
Wow, that really sucks!
What a stupid moron. I hate jealousy.
Well, ya can take me to Hawaii and I'll replace your friend. I love MMA and ATVs.
Jealousy's a horrible trait that's for damn sure. I mean, there's no reason to be jealous. Afterall, she weighs only 20 lbs and has a "beautiful face" only a mother could love.
As for our Hawaii trip... Dec 11- January 9th.. I'll pick you up in Philly and make sure you work on rolling up in a ball for at least 17 hrs worth of flight time. I'll try to find the biggest suitcase I have. HA! Oh yah... did I forget to mention you're the male version of me? You and MMA.. OMG you're hawt.
-Sheryl
AmyRB
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What an insecure bitch. I had a buddy of mine do the same because his damn wife didn't like us being so close. It's been two years since I've seen him and he lives 30 minutes away. He's never even seen my daughter. The crappy thing is that I hooked them up together. Bitch.
Try not to get too down about it. It's definitely his loss and he will regret it. Or maybe grow some damn hair on his peaches and tell her to grow the fuck up. There is something wrong with "their" relationship, not yours with him.
I am mentally wishing her to get crabs or toe fungus or something for being such a pain in the ass. Lol JK!
Hope you cheer up soon! You have to help a sistah get ready for a ball. You can be my virtual fairy godmother!
Try not to get too down about it. It's definitely his loss and he will regret it. Or maybe grow some damn hair on his peaches and tell her to grow the fuck up. There is something wrong with "their" relationship, not yours with him.
I am mentally wishing her to get crabs or toe fungus or something for being such a pain in the ass.
Lol JK!Hope you cheer up soon! You have to help a sistah get ready for a ball. You can be my virtual fairy godmother!