Kelly Ripa--healthy or too skinny??

About five posts ago I would have still tried to reason with this, but now it's just getting stupid. So I think I will just agree with Mad4Chillas and PaperAirplanes and leave it at that.

And Chef, don't waste your time. He's not getting it anyway, just move on to something more meaningful....;)
 
San said:
About five posts ago I would have still tried to reason with this, but now it's just getting stupid. So I think I will just agree with Mad4Chillas and PaperAirplanes and leave it at that.

And Chef, don't waste your time. He's not getting it anyway, just move on to something more meaningful....;)
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Like, trying to see how many times I can masturbate in one day? OK!!!
 
Yepp, something like that.....let me know what came out of it! ;)

Erhm....actually....that sounded wrong. Just let me know how many times you managed it. I'm curious...and competetive! ;)
 
familyweese said:
Gotta get the right technique down huh? OMG yall are freaking hillarious.
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Yeah. You can practice too, even though you don't have a weiner. You...don't...have a weiner, right?

Anyway, just pretend it's your turn in Monopoly, grab some dice and shake them, like you're about to roll them on the board.
 
familyweese said:
You know Chef all we hear is how your weiner is so small all the time and me being the nosey person I am is starting to think you might be exagerating just a bit and probably have this anaconda that lives in your drawers. If I wasn't the good girl that I am I might ask for some photographic evidence. Oh wait I'm not a good girl. Wheres the proof?
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LOL, I thought that same thing and tried to have him prove it, and no dice. Sooo, i'm thinking we're on to something here.

Although, I'm sure he'll be like, "If I was lieing about my penis size don't you think that I would say it's bigger??". In reality, those are usually the people who have the small ones. ;)

Us women, we are geniuses.
 
familyweese said:
You know Chef all we hear is how your weiner is so small all the time and me being the nosey person I am is starting to think you might be exagerating just a bit and probably have this anaconda that lives in your drawers. If I wasn't the good girl that I am I might ask for some photographic evidence. Oh wait I'm not a good girl. Wheres the proof?
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You show me yours and then I'll show you mine. Yeah, that's right...I'm a 4th grader.
 
I thought we'd get nekkid Chef pics in April anyway??!!

I was looking forward to that...hell, it's the reason I'm here!!

Don't tell me you lied!! Please!! :cry:
 
All I'm saying is this...

If I dish out some ween, I'd better be getting some boobage in return. And vag and butts. Yeah, I like butts.

PS - People are going to click on this link, expecting a conversation about Kelly Ripa. Boy, are they going to be surprised.
 
LOL! This is going into a "I'll show you mine I'll show you yours" Thread, and people will click on it and *BAM* Naked Chef, Naked Weese, Naked Michelley, Naked San--EVERYONE NAKED! Lol haha and I have to agree with Weese, Chef. You probably are hiding a huge piece of man-hood and your trying to be modest because when we take our before pics in April we'll look at them and be like "Chef never told us he had 3 legs....oh wait"

Hahah you guys are all so funny :smilielol5:
 
familyweese said:
lol yeah I was thinking that same thing. When did Kelly Ripa get turned into cooch and peter?
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When you started demanding pictures of my weiner? :smash:

Mad4Chillas said:
LOL! This is going into a "I'll show you mine I'll show you yours" Thread, and people will click on it and *BAM* Naked Chef, Naked Weese, Naked Michelley, Naked San--EVERYONE NAKED! Lol haha and I have to agree with Weese, Chef. You probably are hiding a huge piece of man-hood and your trying to be modest because when we take our before pics in April we'll look at them and be like "Chef never told us he had 3 legs....oh wait"

Hahah you guys are all so funny :smilielol5:
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Dude, my penis is small. I hear women ask for honesty from a guy, but now that you're getting it, you don't believe me? My penis is small and looks like a dead mouse wearing a hat.

HAHAHAHA, I just made myself laugh.
 
Lol I had to do it
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Mad4Chillas said:
Lol I had to do it
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HAHAHAHA, where did you get pictures of my penis?

familyweese said:
oh snap. WTF oh god help us all. Chef now I expect an erect pic cause I know that not so hard wee wee can be decieving in size. Now about this vag shot does it have to close up or can it just be a full frontal shot? And can I do some photo shoping of the tummy roll? And why do you get boobs, vag, and butt? All I get is a little weiner?
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HAHAHA, I like how you say that it's "JUST" a full frontal shot, like it's no big deal. You'll also get some testicles too, if that helps. A sad excuse for testicles, but testicles none-the-less.

I'll trade you one erect penis fooooor some naked boobs aaaaand a butt. Apparently, we are baseball cards.
 
familyweese said:
ok now I have to warn you I am a member of the flat and lumpy ass club. Although I have a damn nice pair up top. Do I get an ass shot too cause I feel if I'm giving ass I should be getting some in return.
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Umm...yeeeeah, I guess sooooo. Wait...I'm giving you an ERECT penis, which is quite a spectacular beauty. I think I should be getting something sweet too. I mean, come on.

This thread has taken a terrible turn for the worse, hasn't it? :smilielol5:
 
Alright, I got my pictures ready. Who's ready to do some business? HAHAHAHA
 
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