James's Journal (And Alternate Alliteration)

HAHAHA @ back hair shaver. I surprisingly have no back hair. I guess I was laying on my stomach when God poured on the hair juice, and it just all settled, eh? I seriously have zero hair except for my face and chest. It looks like I shave my legs and arms. It is weird.

Hah, don't worry about the injuries. They are always there, and will keep on coming. Sometimes they are cool. Like, I have a ton of scar tissue built up in the palm of my left hand, and I can push on it, and it looks like my finger is poking all the way through my left hand. When she was still super young, my baby sister used to love that. And, because I was trying to act like a hardass in front of women, I set and re-located my own broken and dislocated finger on spot after some girl destroyed it. I, of course, did it wrong, and then didn't go see the doctor cause I was a broke ass college kid, so now I can dislocate it/ pop it back in at will... neat party trick.

Amba, being a meathead is not a body type, but a frame of mind. Any chick that digs the freeweights, and digs workin up a sweat kicking some iron ass is invited into the club, and you fit that profile

MH4L

In other news, my company is having a big potluck today, and I whipped up some baked cheese grits (my favorite dish in the whole world), and brought 'em in. Gonna get some major props, as they are a bear to make (~2 hours of doing a ton of stuff).

If I had my choice of best meal in the world, it'd be my pork ribs (done in the fashion of my uncle who used to be a chef, but is no longer with us) with a smoky KC sauce, baked cheese grits, grilled asparagus, a case of a nice red blend (maybe "house wine"... if you have never had it, it is an AMAZING mid-grade blend, and is a good price range). I'm hungry...
 
Also, I made up 8 pounds of beef into jerky last night... and on some advice from a friend, I put on some garlic salt as an extra... and now the meat is almost ruined 'cause it is too salty.... 8 pounds of friggin meat... I'm gonna make him eat every last strip.
 
Nice with the potluck festivities! That's a LOT of beef jerky! Make me some salmon jerky :)

Hey Yo, when are we going to see pictures of this meathead, hmmmmm??
 
James said:
HAHAHA @ back hair shaver. I surprisingly have no back hair. I guess I was laying on my stomach when God poured on the hair juice,
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LOL! :rofl:

My son Cory will be 14 in Jan.

For 2 years now he has had to shave bc he looks like the Wolverine from X-Men in 2 days if he hasn't shaved!

His legs are super harry! His belly is harry... None on chest or back..{I hope never on back!}

He's almost 6 ft. tall as well.. Size 12 shoe.

Kids at school have made dumb ass comments about everything and I told him-- "Don't get mad. Take it as a compliment bc they are just jealous. They still look like 3rd graders. LOL"

It was too funny bc at one point he wanted to stop wearing his shorts to school. I told him to not let kids do that to him.
His mind was changed quickly though when another guy was once again pokin' fun at his harry legs and a cute girl that sits behind him said,
"We'll, he's a man!" :D

HeeHee...

Jusat thought I'd share that hair related story.

:D
 
My son Cory will be 14 in Jan.

For 2 years now he has had to shave bc he looks like the Wolverine from X-Men in 2 days if he hasn't shaved!

His legs are super harry! His belly is harry... None on chest or back..{I hope never on back!}

He's almost 6 ft. tall as well.. Size 12 shoe.

Kids at school have made dumb ass comments about everything and I told him-- "Don't get mad. Take it as a compliment bc they are just jealous. They still look like 3rd graders. LOL"
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I feel his pain. I, also, was super tall/large when I was younger. Tell him to keep on keepin on, 'cause when he is 6'+ and has huge hands, the women are gonna flock to him, and his 5' counterparts are going to be WISHING they were that tall.

Hey Yo, when are we going to see pictures of this meathead, hmmmmm??
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I'll try to get some pictures in this weekend. If not, I'll just post some of the pics of my "cutting video" idea that I'm taking. Pictures with the family will, of course, be with shirt. Cutting video pictures are going to be without.

As far as the potluck, I helped the owner of the company fry up a turkey today for the main course. We hung out outside (me, him, and a few others), and he had brought a ton of beer and a $90 bottle of tequila. I started to tell him that I wasn't drinking, but in the middle of explaining that I was not drinking, he said "hell, James, don't be such a pussy." Needless to say, I'm now 5 shots of tequila in, and 6 mich lights down. I love my work. They love my baked cheese grits.
 
James said:
Pictures with the family will, of course, be with shirt. Cutting video pictures are going to be without.
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whoo hoo!!!! :party: :biggrinjester:


James said:
I started to tell him that I wasn't drinking, but in the middle of explaining that I was not drinking, he said "hell, James, don't be such a pussy." Needless to say, I'm now 5 shots of tequila in, and 6 mich lights down. I love my work.
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:beerchug: ALL RIGHT! To occasional binge drinking! :beerchug:
 
James said:
Also, I made up 8 pounds of beef into jerky last night... and on some advice from a friend, I put on some garlic salt as an extra... and now the meat is almost ruined 'cause it is too salty.... 8 pounds of friggin meat... I'm gonna make him eat every last strip.
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Moral of the story: Allowing another man to give you tips on how to prepare your meat will leave a horribly salty taste in women's mouths.

:D

Happy Belated Turkey Day, James.

-Sheryl
 
:biggrinjester:Oh Sheryl, how we've missed you. :biggrinjester:

You could always use the back hair shaver on your chest...lmao. Then you could have that smooth, male model look...for a couple of hours...lol.

Did you give your meat a jerky? :santa:
 
LOL you lil pervs! :D

OooO wait, who am I to talk/judge? :p

******

Hurry back James!

I need yer cheer and sense of humor!

I'm going through withdrawls. ;)
 
Moral of the story: Allowing another man to give you tips on how to prepare your meat will leave a horribly salty taste in women's mouths.
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I laughed for a good couple of minutes after reading this. Good to be around like company.

You could always use the back hair shaver on your chest
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You almost became the second person I bad repped on the site for BLASPHEMY. You have been warned. Why would I lose the source of all my power?

I'm going through withdrawls.
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TRUTH. I missed y'all as well. I never thought I'd be happy to get back to work, but I totally am.


In other news, today is the first day of the new cut. I woke up early to get in to work early (just posturing), and I have a monster headache. At least everything else in my body feels liquid right now. Today is going to be a great workout.

I also brought my portable hard drive home, and I now have all the pictures from the past 6 years that my parents have taken, so I'll be able to throw up some shots.
 
Pic from this weekend that my mom had sent out. My younger brother has a problem with the fact that I ended up slightly taller than him, even though the doctors predicted he'd be a full inch taller than me when we were little. So, now, in most pictures that he and I take together, the little bastard stands on his tiptoes.

I'll post pics that I'm not blinking in when I grab my portable drive from my car after golds today, but I just figured I'd throw this up since it just got emailed to me.
 
OH NO!!!

I seriously need to get more varied music on my work computer... my iTunes wandered back into the Live from Mars Double disc from Ben Harper after my workout today...

Any volunteers to receive the ridiculous amount of humping that is now built up from the deadly duo of deadlifting, then ben harper?
 
So you're turning into a puppy dog? gotta hump the nearest leg you find?

thats so sweet.... :)

If I weren't grandmotherly looking -i'd volunteer - but Iwill scratch you behind your ears :)
 
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