James's Journal (And Alternate Alliteration)
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James2
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HAH, I don't mind being called that. Just say it a little louder for the unmarried women in the room looking for a single guy.
It was the craziest attraction. I would have cavemanned her (hit her over the head and dragged her to vegas to marry her) if I thought I had a chance at it actually working.
In other news, I love how how we are currently discussing non-water-based lubricants destroying the effectiveness of wiener-wraps, and how tall PR men have large penises.
In other other news, the past month or so of a lifting focus with some cardio thrown in has burned more fat than I would have thought. It got SUPER cold out here randomly, so this morning I had to make a trip back to my house from where I've been watching the kids, so I could grab some pants. Since it is normally so nice out here, I only have a couple of pairs I use to go out in, and since I've been watching the kids this past week, I haven't had time to do laundry since the past weekend, meaning those all smelled like bar. So, I had to dig into the "winter clothes" box, and threw on the first pair of slacks I could find. I'm walkin out the door when I realize that they are my highschool pants that I've been carrying along with me in case I ever get flesh-eating bacteria that would allow them to fit. Not trying to sound like a girl here, I was just like "allright... go team"
Curvie Girlie
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First thought: There is nothing wrong with sounding like a girl, dammit!!! 
Second: Awesome, glad the cutting is going well
Third: Have a good day, Big Boy!
Second: Awesome, glad the cutting is going well
Third: Have a good day, Big Boy!
Curvie Girlie
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that was short and sweet. Am I sounding like a man?
wow that's so hot a guy who's multi-lingual.... and the french are quite adept at rolling their r's - that skill is quite useful for...
ahem...
ahem...
James2
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Useful for speaking spanish too?
Well, the women always tell me I'm the best at being a cunning linguist
everyone has to be good at something..
daiseeangel
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You wish!
It's nice to meet ya!
PS - I once dated a Puerto Rican, and he definitely knew how to work it! And and was verrry good at rolling his r's!
hickgurltx
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Have A Great Weekend!
Thanks 4 the show..Made my afternoon. <giggles>
Thanks 4 the show..Made my afternoon. <giggles>
bikinibound
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Actually, the French don't roll their r's. It's more like the sound of hocking a lugie..lmao. I can't roll r's, but I can do a French R VERY well.
LMAO@ cunning linguist!!
bikinibound
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Pouquoi est-ce que tu detest le Michigan? Peut-etre tu etais baisse dans le cou par une couple de jouers de Michigan. Oui, ca doit etre ce qui se passe.
Shipalnoma!!
MsGhettoBooty
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Pouquoi est-ce que tu detest le Michigan? Peut-etre tu etais baisse dans le cou par une couple de jouers de Michigan. Oui, ca doit etre ce qui se passe.
I'm Kimberly's translator for the evening.
Translation: Why must you diss my beloved Michigan? If I had it my way, I'd make the entire Michigan team my harem of slut puppies. Although you aren't a fan of my Wolverines, I'm offering you a position in my harem as well.
Free of charge!!!Hope you're having a fantastic weekend, James.
-Sheryl
bikinibound
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I'm Kimberly's translator for the evening.
Translation: Why must you diss my beloved Michigan? If I had it my way, I'd make the entire Michigan team my harem of slut puppies. Although you aren't a fan of my Wolverines, I'm offering you a position in my harem as well.
Hope you're having a fantastic weekend, James.
-Sheryl
Ha! Trust me, it wasn't nearly THAT nice!!! lmao
James2
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DEAL, but I get to wear an Irish jersey while we get freaky, and you have to like it.
It was a good game, darlin. Look at it this way, at least you're not oklahoma.
In other news, both of my cousins (who are one year and two years my junior) have just gotten engaged. In the extended family tree, that makes the list (in order of age) go... Married, Engaged, Just broke up with his stupid girlfriend, engaged, engaged, engaged... and the rest are still in school...
Fuckbeans tittyfart wienersoup.
Gonna be effin awesome going home, and hearing "Well, do you at least have a girlfriend?" and responding "Nope, I just dumped a nasty bitch out of the bed, 'cause she was trying to make me act more mature." thousands of times.
So excited.
daiseeangel
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You are verrrrrry welcome!
FYI - that's about the accurate size!
FYI - that's about the accurate size!
MoonGoddess
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just ask them right back if they do? especially good for those nosy married people! "Anyone on the side yet?"
Hang in there. My lil sister just go married & boy did I ever hear it. I have been a devoted single gal & liking it for years, til recently when I figured out a friend was pretty amazing. Not trying to follow her path down the aisle anytime soon, but I am enjoying a bit of cuddling with the same face every night. I don't know why everyone feels the need to judge & inspect lives, but who knows. Good luck with the family get togethers & weight loss.
Hang in there. My lil sister just go married & boy did I ever hear it. I have been a devoted single gal & liking it for years, til recently when I figured out a friend was pretty amazing. Not trying to follow her path down the aisle anytime soon, but I am enjoying a bit of cuddling with the same face every night. I don't know why everyone feels the need to judge & inspect lives, but who knows. Good luck with the family get togethers & weight loss.
